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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 03:23    Post subject: Crazy bitches
and not your typical crazy bitch that gets mad over you not calling.
Bitch apparently is an Atheistic Satanic, keyword is apparently because I'm really not sure what She's all about yet, but here's an idea
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Apparently even tho Atheist and Satanic she didn't have a clue on how the world was created, she was just a rebellious full of hate psychopath, so I kinda began to explain the tiny bit of biology and cosmology I know about and her mind was blown in an epiphany.
Of course all my hopes were to get in her pants by playing the super cool all knowing guy and it worked, now she's obsessed with me and thinks I'm with her forever, and told me there's this agnostic friend of hers that is curious about such things and that we could lure him, gain his trust, take him somewhere isolated and kill him nice and slow for our amusement, I don't know who she thinks I am but all I could say was scared but camouflaged yes, because in all honesty, I could be stabbed in the back of the neck on my way out if I have shown any other sign.
So now I have a psycho bitch on my back and a guy we supposedly must kill for her own pleasure, and for all I know I could be next...

I thought satanism was all about orgies and getting wasted
what the fuck guys get me out of this situation

or I might as well snap her neck and make it look like suicide. ya know she told me she was suicidal at one point.

shit why did I let me penis guide me on this one Sad

I swear to you guys this is neither copypasta or a troll thread this is totally serious business.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 03:53    Post subject:
Where do you go looking for chicks? Satanist-Suicide-Pact-forum??? She's clearly a severe borderline case with some seriously destructive personality issues.

Let your balls take over from your dick and get rid of her in a way where nobody gets killed. Good luck..

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 04:15    Post subject:
Hey it's in my nature to prey on the weak but I sure as hell ain't no god damn sadistic killer.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 04:23    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
Hey it's in my nature to prey on the weak but I sure as hell ain't no god damn sadistic killer.


And yet, a part of you is thinking... "hey, this could be fun". Right? Twisted Evil Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 04:24    Post subject:
Fuck I'm scared out of my fucking mind here. it won't be fun being buttfucked by a giant black guy in prison for the rest of my life after that. so no thank you.
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 04:33    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
buttfucked by a giant black guy in prison


Hey, that's JUST up your alley after all...


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 06:30    Post subject:
Hey I may give but I never receive Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 08:05    Post subject:
If you're gonna be a pussy about it, can I have her number? Smug
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 17:16    Post subject:
The Satanic bible is an interesting read. Some of the stuff in it makes sense.

This girl is a psycho though. Maybe she is trying to trick you into agreeing to go out and kill this person but the real plan is to put you on an altar and sacrifice you to the goat god?


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 17:29    Post subject:
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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 17:39    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
but the real plan is to put you on an altar and sacrifice you to the goat god?


Then she lied about being atheist satanist, only theistic satanists are into that (and the sex orgies in the name of SATAN Cool Face).
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PostPosted: Wed, 19th May 2010 17:47    Post subject:
most likely the girl is an undercover agent trying to frame you FM
tread carefully Wink


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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 02:12    Post subject:
Ah please, frame me? nobody knows about my previous murders I commit against hookers and low ass drug dealers!
those were all accidents Cool Face

seriously though I think this is a chick more suitable for inz, because in all honesty we all know fins just don't give a fuck.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 02:13    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:

This girl is a psycho though. Maybe she is trying to trick you into agreeing to go out and kill this person but the real plan is to put you on an altar and sacrifice you to the goat god?


Not if I have the same plan for her.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 02:23    Post subject:
Well real easy, have you fucked her yet?
- no, dump her
- yes, dump her
Have you killed that other person yet?
- no, dump her
- yes, kill her and dump them both Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 02:29    Post subject:
I'm just a paranoid freak, I'd have to think about the law, evidence, bullshit, might as well kill everyone since I may not have a choice in this matter.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 22:23    Post subject:
I dont see the issue...

tell her no, not yuor thing..and move on.
why all the drama? people break up all the time...if some girl said she wanted to stick nails in your nuts during sex..would you have the dilemma of if you should?

no, you would tell her your not wanting that, your not compatible for her fantasies..and move on.

fuck man..its just a woman, not a multi billon dollar offer with moral decisions to consider.
tell her move on. life sucks, she can deal with it..if not. so what? your not wanting to date her to deal with the drama anyway.

if your worried how she will take the rejection
shes not a super hero, its not the movies..shes not going pick the lock on your house.. to sneak up behind you in the shower and stab you.

quit playing the "ill fake it, hope it will go away" game. be upfront, honest and tell someone how you feel. faking shit doesn't work out good 95% of the time.

........tell her you just wanted sex, and its getting too involved..and just dont go around her anymore, problem solved
she doesnt have anything you want after that to be around her in the first place.


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 22:49    Post subject:
Well something ticks me off. How can you be a satanist when you deny the deity that created it?

So Enlighten me FM, how is she an atheistic satanist?
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 22:53    Post subject:
Lord_IpwnU wrote:
Well something ticks me off. How can you be a satanist when you deny the deity that created it?

So Enlighten me FM, how is she an atheistic satanist?


that struck me as odd too.
but then thought..she is the rebel wanna be type.

so what better to say you believe in, than BOTH the beliefs that majority of people frown on.
it has that 'double' bad effect..I dont believe in your god, AND think satan rules.
'what do you think of that society? Im super nonconformist!"

not saying it makes sense..but it does for someone just wanting to stand out.


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 22:55    Post subject:
They don't believe in Satan (or God) as an entity, but as a symbol for one's individuality - you basically believe in yourself rather than some higher being. More a philosophy rather than religion if you will.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 22:59    Post subject:
Thanks Inz, that sums it up.

@FM becareful.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 23:01    Post subject:
inz wrote:
They don't believe in Satan (or God) as an entity, but as a symbol for one's individuality - you basically believe in yourself rather than some higher being. More a philosophy rather than religion if you will.


sure for some people..but not her.
I know her types..seen it 1000 times. use to work in a club that had goth night(not saying all goths are mind you..just there was a number of them like this)..she fits right in with the ones like that.
its a cry for attention for her. something that makes her different, unusual, scary if you will.

if she really believed it, she would have know SOMETHING about it and had idea of how the earth got here..not just that "god sucks"


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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th May 2010 23:02    Post subject:
Of course, more often than not these crazy chicks have no idea about the real concepts behind either branch of satanism - they just say they are into it because it sounds evul and makes cutting yourself seem mysterious rather than pathetic. Razz

Edit: @|DXWarlock yeah exactly.
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st May 2010 04:19    Post subject:
This is freaky



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PostPosted: Fri, 21st May 2010 09:15    Post subject:
I have just one thing to say.. err... show...



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PostPosted: Fri, 21st May 2010 11:44    Post subject:
It's true, it struck me as weird and stupid, but she's more delusional about satanism than actually understanding, anyway I ain't seen her yesterday and I plan on telling her the truth, I was just in her place when I lied to her and I didn't want to be stabbed in the back on my way out, either way I'm getting the fuck out of this psycho mess.
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