Keyboard over sex?
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 19:10    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
yea but "on the contrary" come on im english and dont even use that Rolling Eyes


Yeah, but you know i read mostly american english, but I´, teached brittish english in school (atleast i was), so now and then some weird sentence tends to come out Very Happy

Hey Pizda, you said you didn´t like to share!!
But maybe we can make an exception Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 19:11    Post subject:
Bum^: Lol, better a 4 inch cock than a pussy.

Sublime: What ever makes your day hun.

_SIN_: Anything for you baby Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 20:04    Post subject:
ITS A GAY STANDOFF..... RUNN........
























to each other .....















and to me....


















please?
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 20:12    Post subject:
Well i havent got a girlfriend so PC all the way Razz


dust.
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 20:16    Post subject:
Godlikez* wrote:
Man pussy all the way!


It's official! Godlikez likes transvestites! FREAK!
Disclaimer: freak!


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 21:42    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
Godlikez* wrote:
Man pussy all the way!


It's official! Godlikez likes transvestites! FREAK!
Disclaimer: freak!


ROOOFL!!!


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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 22:25    Post subject:
sex is too exhausting sometimes Wink
2 much sex is whack
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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 22:30    Post subject:
HansiHusten wrote:
sex is too exhausting sometimes Wink
2 much sex is whack


Very true. You need quite some stamina.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 1st Mar 2005 22:58    Post subject: Re: Keyboard over sex?
myonlyone wrote:
Tonight, not the first time, i turned down sex from my fiancee an went playing. Don't get me wrong, i love pussy , and now she's saying that she'll blackmail me with sex. Too bad for her, i've got my both hands and internet. If i should start celibacy, i'd have games and fishing to compensate.

So how about you?
You prefer PeCee over PuCee?


After rereading this post i've come to the only possible conclusion:

His fiancee is hideous
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 01:18    Post subject:
Womans GF's, for fuck sake...

Have you ever seen a bluetooth woman with easy-access buttons and detachable D-Pad

....

I tought so Mad
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 01:45    Post subject:

I present to you...
Ms. Happy Fun Time
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 04:00    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:

I present to you...
Ms. Happy Fun Time


post your picture in the picture thread ASAP... also when can we expect the kids???
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 04:54    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
Mchart wrote:

I present to you...
Ms. Happy Fun Time


post your picture in the picture thread ASAP... also when can we expect the kids???


Well, it has been a hard time for us. I have fucked her left and right every other night, sometimes every night for at least a year, and she just wont get pregnant.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:10    Post subject:
she must be taking a pill... have you asked her?


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:14    Post subject:
Dude, She is my fucking hand, I think I would know.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:23    Post subject:
Dude! My hand has done things I was never aware of! You should consult her! if children is what you want then you should tell her that. She’ll understand and won't take anymore pills. If pills are what she’s taking. Could be also that your sperm count is low.

But I wouldn’t try getting your hand pregnant man. That’s disgusting. Big bulgy wrist… occasional spillage here and there… it’s just nasty. But then again you could get an abortion Very Happy


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:26    Post subject:
OMG, She is pregnant now!





X-Ray of the fetus -


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:31    Post subject:
Rolling Eyes
you broke the circle, man Crying or Very sad


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:34    Post subject:
There, now we can continue.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:37    Post subject:
no we can't... the flame is gone... the passion is gone... we can't continue... you may... but I can't… sorry


We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:37    Post subject:
FINE, I WILL ABORT MY HANDS ASS !
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 05:41    Post subject:


There, I beat it to death with a spoon.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 07:20    Post subject:
Mchart wrote:


There, I beat it to death with a spoon.



Injurious is sick and funny. Generally, people who try to be sick and funny turn out to be neither. You're one of them.


I repeat: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 11:10    Post subject: Re: Keyboard over sex?
AnimalMother wrote:


After rereading this post i've come to the only possible conclusion:

His fiancee is hideous


Oh nono, shes not hideous, actually quite sexy. But you try boning same ass day after day for years. Gets a bit dull after awhile.
I do love having sex with her but not as often as before.
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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 11:14    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:


OMG That cracked me up Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 11:23    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
Mchart wrote:


There, I beat it to death with a spoon.



Injurious is sick and funny. Generally, people who try to be sick and funny turn out to be neither. You're one of them.


I repeat: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.


Maybe you should post your pic here again, then we could all have a laugh. Laughing Laughing Laughing Razz Razz Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 20:27    Post subject: Re: Keyboard over sex?
myonlyone wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:


After rereading this post i've come to the only possible conclusion:

His fiancee is hideous


Oh nono, shes not hideous, actually quite sexy. But you try boning same ass day after day for years. Gets a bit dull after awhile.
I do love having sex with her but not as often as before.


Good point. As my longest relationship has been 13 months I can't really comment from my own experience.


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PostPosted: Wed, 2nd Mar 2005 21:52    Post subject:
Accelleron wrote:
Mchart wrote:


There, I beat it to death with a spoon.



Injurious is sick and funny. Generally, people who try to be sick and funny turn out to be neither. You're one of them.


I repeat: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.


Your not either, go away.
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PostPosted: Thu, 3rd Mar 2005 06:01    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Accelleron wrote:
Mchart wrote:


There, I beat it to death with a spoon.



Injurious is sick and funny. Generally, people who try to be sick and funny turn out to be neither. You're one of them.


I repeat: YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.


Maybe you should post your pic here again, then we could all have a laugh. Laughing Laughing Laughing Razz Razz Razz


My cam's not working at the minute and I deleted the pic, but I will provide you with a pic of my PR representative:



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