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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 13:27    Post subject: Drug dealer text conversion required
Hi, i keep getting texts from my dealer which say something similar to this:

"Sweet cheese is in. It's bone dry, and a little bit sticky so it's got more flavour".

"Sweet cheese is back but even better. Bone dry again"

"Nice dry! cheese. Big d's"

What is cheese? Why is it better it's dry? Sticky?

What is a big d?

Is he talking about weed? I could do with some but I dont want to call him if he's talking about some other drug.

Cheers!


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helvete




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 13:32    Post subject:
dry and sticky does sound like grass. Never heard of cheese before though.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 13:41    Post subject:
Maybe the guy is selling cheese now? Since it's dry it seems to be low fat cheese.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 13:49    Post subject:
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cheese is a tan powder made mostly from acetaminophen and diphenhydramine HCL-the ingredients in Tylenol P.M.- with a little heroin mixed in. The drugs are crushed together, and typically folded into notebook paper.a quarter gram sells for about $5.00, and a single hit sells for about $2.00. It is believed to have started in and around the Dallas/Ft. Worth, Texas area. Users feel euphoric,and then sleepy, lathargic, and hungry. It is ingested through the nose by snorting.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese


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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 14:19    Post subject:
So he aint gonna give me no weed then!


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 14:53    Post subject:
Cheese is actually a ridiculously potent strain of Skunk, i think it heralds from Brighton, but dont quote me on this. My friend used to grow this strain, the smell could permeate multiple walls...

http://www.rollitup.org/seed-strain-reviews/999-cheese.html

Big d's im guessing is "big deals" as in nice weights (or) actually 3.5grams not the usual 3 that we get over here.
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 15:21    Post subject:
You gotta tell him that while it's nice that he's giving you all this drug lingo he should have told you what that shit means beforehand! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 15:25    Post subject:
its weed man jeez , what other drug has good flavour lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 15:54    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
dry and sticky does sound like grass. Never heard of cheese before though.
www.cheese.com
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Saner




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 16:13    Post subject:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

Maybe he wants to give you some man cheese


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helvete




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 16:23    Post subject:
Ah yes. Dry, sticky smegma with good flavour. Go for it mate! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 17:41    Post subject:
Cheese:

A mixture of Black Tar Heroin and crushed Tylenol PM tablets. It's addictive and cheap (2 dollars a dose) and often sold to kids to be snorted. Cheese creates euphoria, disorientation, lethargy, sleepiness, and hunger. Withdrawal symtoms occur as soon as 12 hours after discontinued use. Withdrawal symptoms include headaches, chills, muscle pains and anxiety.

also known as 'starter heroin.'

Police believe that adults are actually selling tar to teen dealers and teaching them how to mix it with acetaminophen and diphenhydramine HCI, the ingredients in Tylenol PM.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 18:03    Post subject:
Don't you get it the word Cheese=Weed .... he would be plain stupid when he sended you i have some nice weed. very strong etc etc


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 18:06    Post subject:
boysetsfire wrote:
its weed man jeez , what other drug has good flavour lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 18:09    Post subject:
Reading the rest of the description does point to weed (dry, sticky and great flavor). Poor selection of code word for weed though.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 18:16    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
dry, sticky and great flavor


It's hash, lol. Exact description Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 18:55    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
Frant wrote:
dry, sticky and great flavor


It's hash, lol. Exact description Smile
send a text back telling him you dont want any cheese! your garden is over run with weeds and you need some weed killler
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:18    Post subject:
no one obviously read my post
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:19    Post subject:
I guess ppl are just cheesing around Smile


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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:20    Post subject:
my drug dealer sends me things like:

"got some good peng in, going fast"
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:39    Post subject: Re: Drug dealer text conversion required
Horrordee wrote:
Why is it better it's dry? Sticky?


dry = you're not paying for the moisture weight
sticky = lots o thc

Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:40    Post subject:
Cheese is hash.


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helvete




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 21:45    Post subject:
Cheese is love.


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 22:57    Post subject:
helvete wrote:
Cheese is love.

What the hell are you doing to your cheese?
Sir, you disgust me!
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helvete




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Mar 2010 23:05    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
helvete wrote:
Cheese is love.

What the hell are you doing to your cheese?
Sir, you disgust me!
Smug

I transform it into love.. and vice versa. Smug


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PostPosted: Thu, 25th Mar 2010 00:00    Post subject:
hahaha faaaah


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