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Posted: Mon, 28th Jun 2004 23:04 Post subject: The Big Crush |
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This guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is nothing he can do to control it. After some time, he decides to get her phone number and call her up. This way he won't have to see her and he won't get too excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes. He figures what he'll do is tie his manhood to his leg so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and she'll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer teddy....
He kicks her in the face.
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Posted: Mon, 28th Jun 2004 23:30 Post subject: |
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... um, yes? And?
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Posted: Mon, 28th Jun 2004 23:35 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 00:25 Post subject: |
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 01:43 Post subject: |
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lol, i got the joke. 
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 01:45 Post subject: Re: The Big Crush |
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Captain Caveman wrote: |
He kicks her in the face. |
Damn strong erection...
Hello
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 03:32 Post subject: |
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This is about as funny as telling a story about how you chewed on a carrot last week.
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 09:55 Post subject: |
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you know i chewed on a carrot last week and it was orange man, orange duuudeee...
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 11:03 Post subject: |
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Blah.. I thought it was funny when I heard it so I posted it.
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 16:22 Post subject: |
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lol..
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Posted: Tue, 29th Jun 2004 21:17 Post subject: |
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Maybe you should've posted that it's only funny to teenage virgins then?
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Posted: Wed, 30th Jun 2004 04:46 Post subject: |
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Injurious wrote: | Heh, wow certainly name calling teenagers doesn't provide much of maturity identification, now does it. Not everyone has the same sense of humour as you, darling. That doesn’t mean they are virgins. Sure, some boys find it hilarious when a kid takes a gun and shoot his own mother, some boys find it awesomely comedic when a guy is forced to eat shit, poop, wart infested vagina and then you have normal people who like jokes about male erection. It's all taste related and you can't argue with that. I for one chuckled at the joke once or twice, it’s one of those jokes that doesn’t engrave it self onto your memory. And certainly it’s not one of those jokes that make you laugh out loud when you on a long bus ride home while suffering from severe bowel movements.  |
Actually it DOES have to do with maturity - It's got to do with hormones, teenagers are more prone to find this sort of humour funny, being a virgin also provides insecurity, insecurity often is portrayed by insecure laughter. As for the rest of the bunch, maybe it's taste related, but then that's mostly an excuse used by people with poor taste. In this case it's metaphorically saying: "Hey, I love chocolate on my pizza" and then saying "It's all about taste", sure - on one hand you're telling the truth, on the other hand - your sense of taste is fucked up.
Can we quit arguing about this boring joke now? K'thanks.
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Posted: Wed, 30th Jun 2004 05:07 Post subject: |
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No, I just think you're gullible ;D
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Posted: Wed, 30th Jun 2004 10:29 Post subject: |
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Fisky boy.. you sound like a teenage expert.. you don't like the joke.. don't comment.. I'm definately no teenager.. it gave me a quick laugh and that was it.. this section is jokes.. some people liked it.. some didn't.. so be it.
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Posted: Wed, 30th Jun 2004 12:10 Post subject: |
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Yes, I've been through my teenage years, I don't miss them. At least I didn't get zits like most other did. And no matter how you avoid it, this is a crappy wannabe joke.
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