What really turns you off while watching porn?
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:18    Post subject: What really turns you off while watching porn?
If I would have a satisfying sex live I would not be asking this but as stated in the subject...

For me that would be:
- music: whether it is house or some lounge music, this is a nono
- noise: All those ooh and aah sounds drive me to a point that I say STFU

I remember my ex-girlfriend. She at some point started to make louder noises while having sex, I quit moving around and asked her if I was causing her pain Neutral
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:18    Post subject:
any asshole licking, from any sex on any other sex Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:27    Post subject:
When they show a guy's face just before he's about to jizz.
Seriously? That's like instant boner death.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:39    Post subject:
Any german / scandinavian porn.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:43    Post subject:
If you're watching some hot woman touching herself for a while, and you're getting into it then suddenly you hear the camera man's deep male voice "Yeah do it like that baby!" FFFFFFUUUUUU- Mad
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:46    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
If you're watching some hot woman touching herself for a while, and you're getting into it then suddenly you hear the camera man's deep male voice "Yeah do it like that baby!" FFFFFFUUUUUU- Mad


Yeah, honestly shit like bangbus or whatever its called where the camera guy is always "oh yeah you totally dig it and look she's cumming! HAHAHAHAHH" that was just fucking weird
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Mar 2010 23:58    Post subject:
oxyeL wrote:
Any german / scandinavian porn.


Hey what's wrong with germa... ah damn it. I know what you mean Very Happy
While we do have a few hot pornstars we just suck (no pun intended) at making porn flicks.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 00:20    Post subject:
pixelated japanese porn, although I guess that's more of an annoyance than a turn off :/


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 01:30    Post subject:
Seeing a guys ass as he's busy boning, I don't need some shit stained ass hairs in my face thanks.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 02:39    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 03:00    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
pixelated japanese porn, although I guess that's more of an annoyance than a turn off :/


if that's not enough how about the jap chicks "moaning" sounds more like fucking squeaking to me rather than moaning
they sound like a 9 year old boy in pain due to a tree being shoved up his ass
some jap pornstars are incredibly hot but they fucking ruin it with their squeaking
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 03:23    Post subject:
It's all good. Smug
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 09:36    Post subject:
* German language
* Hair


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 09:38    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
here's an example
http://www.spankwire.com/Moaning-Girl-or-Formula-1-Racer/video22294/


LMAO!!! Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 12:06    Post subject:
No, she came last.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 12:13    Post subject:
thats suprising seeing as she was in pole position Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 12:25    Post subject:
Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 13:08    Post subject:
midget porn ofc
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 13:30    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
When they show a guy's face just before he's about to jizz.
Seriously? That's like instant boner death.

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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 14:15    Post subject:
cant believe no ones mentioned this yet..
double penetrations shit.. when you just see two hairy asses and sets of balls and like a tiny piece of woman in the middle.


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 14:22    Post subject:
When the girl starts to talk to the camera and trying to sound sexy, but just utterly fails Mad
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 14:43    Post subject:
Well sometimes when watching bangbus videos i rofl because the dude filming is fucking hilarious
he should be a standup comedian or something
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 15:44    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
When they show a guy's face just before he's about to jizz.
Seriously? That's like instant boner death.


Seriously, money shots can be hot, but when they focus on the bloke making an expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp for 20 seconds before hand how the hell are you supposed to maintain erectile consistency!?

To a lesser degree when the bloke starts thrusting so rapidly that you can only see a blur where their genitals meet, while grunting like a gorilla. I mean it's like, what the fuck are you 15 or something? The women usually even pretends they enjoy it. Twisted Evil


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 16:41    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:

Seriously, money shots can be hot, but when they focus on the bloke making an expression like a bulldog chewing a wasp for 20 seconds before hand how the hell are you supposed to maintain erectile consistency!?

To a lesser degree when the bloke starts thrusting so rapidly that you can only see a blur where their genitals meet, while grunting like a gorilla. I mean it's like, what the fuck are you 15 or something? The women usually even pretends they enjoy it. Twisted Evil


Fucking hell. Made me laugh so hard Very Happy

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If I see stuff like that I just unconsciously remove that memory from my brain Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 16:53    Post subject:
Epsilon wrote:
If you're watching some hot woman touching herself for a while, and you're getting into it then suddenly you hear the camera man's deep male voice "Yeah do it like that baby!" FFFFFFUUUUUU- Mad


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 17:00    Post subject:
Spitting - Not cool.
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 17:10    Post subject:
spitting in the chicks mouth while shes giving the guy head. or where hes getting some good head, and all of a sudden decides he wants to fuck her check for 20 seconds. learn to aim down the middle dude!

or the damn gapping shit, where he pulls out and starts spreading her cheeks for a few seconds to show you how big hes managed to ream it open, double so if he was just fucking her in the ass ...


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 17:33    Post subject:
Sudden unexpected farting?
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