Facebook Stalking!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 17:55    Post subject: Facebook Stalking!
Shagged a bird last night, was fun, she hasn't txt back and now I'm Facebook stalking her...fucking sucks! Evil or Very Mad


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 18:02    Post subject:
Maybe she didn't like it? Razz
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 18:07    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
You shouldnt shag birds, you might get swine flu Razz



Aaaa, great Very Happy


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 18:14    Post subject:
You just did it wrong, birds don't mate with reproductive organs they fart on each other
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 18:31    Post subject:
so you did some scissoring? Razz


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 18:51    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Maybe she didn't like it? Razz


That is quite possible, but to be honest you kind of know when both of you enjoyed it. It's not like I left straight after, there was about 3 hours of post orgasm intimacy. She didn't want me to leave, I didn't want to leave but I had shit to do today that I couldn't put off. Plus I needed at least a couple of hours sleep. Cool Face

And going along with the whole bird = Aves:

Yeah man, you wouldn't believe how tight those pigeons are, and cheap, it only takes a few crumbs of bread! Score!

Actually she has txt back now so all is well, god I'm neurotic. Embarassed


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 19:02    Post subject:
..all is good what ends good

AnimalMother wrote:
god I'm neurotic. Embarassed


naaah, maybe just a little bit Cool Face
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 19:16    Post subject:
I really don't get laid very often, so when I do, it's kind of a big deal for me.

This is mostly by choice, I'm really picky and my sex drive just isn't that compelling, by that I mean that I choose when to pursue, not when my libido demands it.

I dunno where it's going to go from here, but sometimes just having a intimate night with someone is enough.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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Theescapist




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 19:20    Post subject: Re: Facebook Stalking!
AnimalMother wrote:
Shagged a bird last night, was fun, she hasn't txt back and now I'm Facebook stalking her...fucking sucks! Evil or Very Mad

It's because you have a wee weener Very Happy
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 19:33    Post subject:
its because she has aids and no so do YOU!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 20:17    Post subject: Re: Facebook Stalking!
Theescapist wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
Shagged a bird last night, was fun, she hasn't txt back and now I'm Facebook stalking her...fucking sucks! Evil or Very Mad

It's because you have a wee weener Very Happy


LOL, wanna compare? My e-peen is definitely the larger of my two pen0rs.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 21:05    Post subject:
just give us the facebook link to her

we can all start asking for invites to her friends list and start having some amusement..Very Happy
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 21:22    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
just give us the facebook link to her

we can all start asking for invites to her friends list and start having some amusement..Very Happy


Hmmmm...




"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 21:59    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
just give us the facebook link to her

we can all start asking for invites to her friends list and start having some amusement..Very Happy


Well..I wouldn't be so sure about that, nobody here wants to go in jail for pedophilia Cool Face
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Mar 2010 22:04    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
moosenoodles wrote:
just give us the facebook link to her

we can all start asking for invites to her friends list and start having some amusement..Very Happy


Well..I wouldn't be so sure about that, nobody here wants to go in jail for pedophilia Cool Face


Ah ha, fecking cunt! Laughing

Not bad, rather witty in fact.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 02:01    Post subject:
AM

Shit disturbing are you? LOL Smile
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kalato




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 12:14    Post subject:
Pictures or it didnt happen! Cool Face


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 14:12    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
AM

Shit disturbing are you? LOL Smile


Always. Wink

kalato wrote:
Pictures or it didnt happen! Cool Face


You want pictures of me looking at facebook, maybe with time stamps showing a few hours passing? Cool Face


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 16:56    Post subject:
You should add me to your facebook.
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 19:00    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You should add me to your facebook.


Hmmm, I dunno pistol. I have a lot of personal details on there, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with someone from the forum knowing all that, even if they are as sound as you.


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 19:39    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You should add me to your facebook.


Hmmm, I dunno pistol. I have a lot of personal details on there, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with someone from the forum knowing all that, even if they are as sound as you.


That is why I'm never going to have fb...

Why the fuck would anyone know things about me? Or 'poke' me, or be my 'friend' even tho I have only seen the person once in life...

fb sucks Smile


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 20:26    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You should add me to your facebook.


Hmmm, I dunno pistol. I have a lot of personal details on there, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with someone from the forum knowing all that, even if they are as sound as you.



I would never do anything to compromise you. Just watch your priv. issues, don't share with friends of friends. It is up to you, but no one from infohunp has caused problems for me. They are vip members tho I have added.
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 20:28    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You should add me to your facebook.


Hmmm, I dunno pistol. I have a lot of personal details on there, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with someone from the forum knowing all that, even if they are as sound as you.


That is why I'm never going to have fb...

Why the fuck would anyone know things about me? Or 'poke' me, or be my 'friend' even tho I have only seen the person once in life...

fb sucks Smile



F/b is what you make it, I guess. ---->off to eat salad roll
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 20:28    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
pistolshrimp wrote:
You should add me to your facebook.


Hmmm, I dunno pistol. I have a lot of personal details on there, and I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with someone from the forum knowing all that, even if they are as sound as you.


That is why I'm never going to have fb...

Why the fuck would anyone know things about me? Or 'poke' me, or be my 'friend' even tho I have only seen the person once in life...

fb sucks Smile



F/b is what you make it, I guess. ---->off to eat salad roll
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chris1979233




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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 21:41    Post subject:
Fb is driving me fucking mad atm to update status i have to log out and back in again.. then i get a shit load of treasure island or pet something requests which i will never use and then some idiot often sends me a pm trying to scam me... 0 joy
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Mar 2010 22:18    Post subject:
I fucking hate Facebook. Fuck their Ireland ad approvers.

I must use every thread about Facebook to express my hate for Facebook.


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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 13:43    Post subject:
Share a picture of her from Faceboob!


Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 15:27    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
Share a picture of her from Faceboob!


Nah, not this time. It's getting more serious so I'm not risking the nfohump posse launching an up teh butt!!1 attack. Very Happy


"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D

"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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inz




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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Mar 2010 15:54    Post subject:
Naw, the fine people here wouldn't resort to something so crass... It's in teh butt. Cool Face
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