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Do you ever urinate in public
Hey, when you got to go, you got to GO!
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Nah, I can keep it in
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I prefer to pee in police cars
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:38    Post subject: Public urination (a serious matter)
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:39    Post subject:
Pee the Po Po!
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:53    Post subject:
I can, but I can't pee in the urinal if there isn't the bar separating the other urinals from mine Sad I can pee there (without bars) but only if my bladder is about to explode...

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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 12:55    Post subject:
I can generally hold it, thankfully.
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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:12    Post subject:
Everybody has pissed in public at one point, drunk or sober. It's not like I prefer it but it happens Very Happy At festivals that is all you do.

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 13:15    Post subject:
When you gotta go you need to go.
I remember this time I was waiting for the 1st train to go to my lil city, it was like 4 AM and I was loaded drunk as usual.
At some time I noticed that my bladder was sending me signals that it was about to burst.
I had a ten euro bill on me but the public toilet there only accepted a 50 € cent or 1 € coin.
Being in the state I was, I did not want to bother anyone to ask for change so I walked to one of the platforms.
I looked around and saw that only 1 person was sitting about 30 meters away and then I unzipped.
While emptying my bladder this 1 person walked towards me and started shouting and calling names.
Very annoying when I need to do my man's job I don't want some weird woman around to shout at me.
I walked off and some time later I was approached by some cops, they asked me why I had bothered a woman on one of the platforms.
I just told them frankly that it was actually the other way around she had bothered me.
What woman walks to a man who is urinating in public and starts shouting, I asked them?
At that point they walked away.
Pfff saved me a 100 € fine at least Neutral

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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 14:27    Post subject:
I mostly pee in bars too... yeah I use the toilets Laughing

But people seems to think its cool to pee anywhere, at least in Tønsberg wtf. Saw a guy peeing on a police car some weeks ago
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helvete




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 14:31    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Saw a guy peeing on a police car some weeks ago


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Neon
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 16:56    Post subject:
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle this shit!
You’re just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick!

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Hierofan
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 17:11    Post subject:
i usually can hold it , but it happend , looked for a reclusive place , or somewhere dark so i can take a wee privately .
sometime , taking a piss in the outdoors is better than public bathrooms .. way better ..

tho a friend of mine at the same 21 of age usually whips it out and takes a piss where ever he wants to , usually where joggers are , not TOO public tho (like city center at rush hour) , but pretty public places , kinda fucking stupid and childish , right ?
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 17:37    Post subject:
give me a tree to piss on...but after few beers, you bladder cant hold shit and have to go constantly every 5 minutes :/

when YOU have to go, you have to go...thats life :/
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 18:28    Post subject:
only 3 pee in police car Sad
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 18:58    Post subject:
When i get wasted down town and just really want to get home quickly, i usually take a piss while walking along the road.

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wawrzul




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 18:58    Post subject:
Im still surprised this fail video ain't mentioned here already :
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xbftu9_dog-fail_fun

When you've got to go...you GOT TO GO!

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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 19:20    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
only 3 pee in police car Sad
Yeah wtf, its actually cheaper (at least in Norway) too pee in a police car than on the street. I don't see the logic, but who cares Very Happy
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 19:23    Post subject:
Something like 4-5 years ago I urinated in front of the police station of Monaco (Germany), all filmed by the external cams. Hopefully this episode didn't lead to any consequences and I guess it's superfluous to say that I was drunk as hell...Laughing
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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 19:27    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Something like 4-5 years ago I urinated in front of the police station of Monaco (Germany), all filmed by the external cams. Hopefully this episode didn't lead to any consequences and I guess it's superfluous to say that I was drunk as hell...Laughing
So thats why you live in Itay now Cool Face
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:08    Post subject:
I don't know if you can call this public or not, but when I truck around the country and really have to pee, I just stop somewhere and pee at the grass, asphalt, gravel, bush, tree or whatever I stop next to..
My biggest wish is to sometime stop next to deelix when I have to pee.
I wonder what his chocolate face would look like covered in pee if the temp was -20c and it froze on his face, and he'd get those fancy ice thingies in his face, and then I'd be all "lol, frozen pee, gotta drive, bye".

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zipfero




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2009 21:13    Post subject:
lol, and yes that is public urination Very Happy

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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Dec 2009 10:36    Post subject:
Stealth88 wrote:
I don't know if you can call this public or not, but when I truck around the country and really have to pee, I just stop somewhere and pee at the grass, asphalt, gravel, bush, tree or whatever I stop next to..
My biggest wish is to sometime stop next to deelix when I have to pee.
I wonder what his chocolate face would look like covered in pee if the temp was -20c and it froze on his face, and he'd get those fancy ice thingies in his face, and then I'd be all "lol, frozen pee, gotta drive, bye".
Odds are bad, but you might have to drive to Stokke once, lots of trucking companies here^^
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FusionDexterity




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Dec 2009 09:47    Post subject:
Neon25 wrote:
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle this shit!
You’re just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick!

Cool Face


But not everybody wants to see your Swivelled Up tiny dick.
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Dec 2009 09:53    Post subject:
its so stupid that its illegal. i can understand that they forbid you to pee on peoples houses and cars. but on the grass cmon (even if its busy)
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