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Back on speed again Injurious?
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 03:22 Post subject: |
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back on memory lane 
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 03:47 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | *sigh* is not a sound a fire extinguisher makes!!
*sigh* is not the sound a fire truck makes when it rushes to your rescue!
*sigh* is not the sound a corpse makes when it perfectly burnt!
*sigh* doesn't save lives!
You got burn-------t!
Say something like …. Pfft loozer! You was dating a cheap hoe who got turned on by Keanu Reeves’s slick lines!! I bet she kept thinking of his gorgeous manly body and his curly eyebrows just before you prematurely ejaculated all over her! Then she said it was ok! But it wasn’t! YOU KNOW IT WASN’T OK! YOU KNEW THAT SHE WOULD TELL EVERYONE HOW SMALL YOU COCK WAS! SO YOU KILLED HER! YOU BURRIED HER BODY IN THE BACKYARD! YOU SICK BASTARD! SICK!
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It should be obvious enough that you don't "bury" a body. Amateurs do that. By the sound of his nickname, geekglimmer is no amateur at murdering former girlfriends because they laughed at him. Or former friends. Or former neighbors' dogs. But I'm getting sidetracked.
As any professional murderer will tell you, the only way to get rid of a body is to dissolve it in a vat of acid and feed the resulting goo to homeless people. That way, your evidence will end up in the stomachs of ~200 dead guys. Not even George Bush could track that down. Of course, George Bush can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground, but that's another story. |
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 04:19 Post subject: |
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The dissolved shit will reek which will attract neighbors if you live in an apartment building
Plus getting enough corrosive acid would be
a) suspicious to the neighbors
b) dangerous
c) a big keg + shit would be heavy and disposal of it will be merely impossible :/
It will be hard to feed it to homeless even if you try. the acid would kind of 'sting'  then after you get rid of the homeless instead of getting an award you'll spend time being a bitch in prison block c while waiting for the death row papers to come through
Murder is perfect when it's spontaneous without a link and witnesses you can getaway with ANYTHING
I WANNA SEE CONSTANTINE! when is it coming out?
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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hahe
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 04:33 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 04:57 Post subject: |
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fuck next week  i have a p a day this friday i thought i would see it then
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Feb 2005 21:41 Post subject: |
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| geekglimmer wrote: | ok i'm taking notes !! really though i'd probably neede a ghost writer to compete with the nforce elite. so i guess i'll have a lot more 'burns' coming. ha ha ..  |
Hey! I’ll help you insult the nforce elite for a price!
One e-bj per written insult! but you will have to deal with my... grade 9 English skill but just for one e-bj you can make them laugh, cry, and well get you and I banned  shit... three e-bjs
not an e-bj less! you can provide more if you want BUT NOT LESS!
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2005 00:34 Post subject: |
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| geekglimmer wrote: | | ok i'm taking notes !! really though i'd probably neede a ghost writer to compete with the nforce elite. so i guess i'll have a lot more 'burns' coming. ha ha .. |
Once again, if you cannot be bothered to use proper spelling and grammar in the composition of your fell posts, I cannot be bothered to read them.
Come back when you've graduated 4th grade. |
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Feb 2005 00:57 Post subject: |
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| Accelleron wrote: | | of your fell posts |
Come back when you get a hold of a GOOD dictionary or fairly RECENT thesaurus
That’s three e-bjs you owe me, geekglimmer! And I don't like messes! I want it done quickly and I want done clean! You spill some of my precious e-semen I will make you lick it off of my e-carpet like the e-bitch you will become!!
sorry Accelleron
But FELL? Even my shitty irregular logic cannot comprehend the thought behind fell. It boggles the mind methinks!
Boggles my mind I just want an e-bj thas all! Don’t take it personally!
(French Kiss:  )
tis all good now, luv?
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hahe
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Feb 2005 21:38 Post subject: |
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I'm seeing it around 7:45pm. I'll let you guys know how it is.
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hahe
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 04:43 Post subject: |
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I thought it was pretty good. A little slow at times but still a decent way to kill 2 hrs.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 04:55 Post subject: |
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So what were the highlights of the movie?
I was supposed to go today but a shick blade immobilized me… I’ll go next week when the hype dies down
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 05:25 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | huntress with a glaive upgrade. |
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anywho this movie is getting mixed reviews
Some people hate it and some love it!
I guess this is one of those movies you decide whether it's good or bad like the matrix series
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 06:28 Post subject: |
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Well, the Matrix 'series' was demolished. The first movie was the best, and then it was followed by two crapfests. I don't pretend to dislike the series as a way to waste 6 hours, but it got far too political/spiritual in the end. I've seen and ... erm... own... Ghost in the Shell 1+2, and the Matrix goes beyond that.
I mean, from the point of view of some redneck imbecile, the movie should go "boom! boom! boom! credits." I digress from that POV, but nevertheless, with Trinity taking some 20 minutes to die, I can suympathize with the guy in the theater yelling "just die already!".
Instead of making the religion concise, and closely interwoven with the action, you had half-hour cuts of dialogue that would make a D&D nerd doze. That, and the less-than-stellar performance of Keanu Reeves.
I'm unsure about spending the dough to see this one, but it's likely I will catch it as a matinee sometime in the next week.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 19:56 Post subject: |
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Well from a die-hard Matrix fan I loved every one. I'm glad that the sequals got complicated. I love movies where it's not so simple to figure something out. I really like the stories of the Matrix movies and hope to continue it in Matrix Online. And the dialog didn't annoy me cause I think it went by fast. And I'm also kinda glad the majority of people didn't like the sequals. I hate hearing something from a movie every damn day. Everyday in school I hear someone say some shit from Napoleon Dynamite. Gets so god damn annoying.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 20:15 Post subject: |
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Let’s stay on topic What were the highlights of Constantine? As I looked through the ummm ‘vcdquality’ Constantine picture I could swear that neo just had a bong hit. But nevertherless how were the visuals? In the adverts when neo is reaching for heavens while demons try to drag him down back to hell it looked fake. VERY fake! I mean the face off against 100 cgi characters looked more realistic than that and the face off was filmed ages ago
So how was neo’s stellar performance? How was the story developed? How was Rachel weisz oh gosh she sooo hot…. How were the action scenes. Was neo just plowing through the demons or was he at times beaten to the ground giving a realistic look and feel that he is still only human and not some superhero motherfucker with a fist of steel.
And as a movie, not compared to what is out there, how is it?
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 20:16 Post subject: |
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| KrayZJool wrote: |
this gets my vote for most hilarious reply this year! LMAO... u play too much warcraft man lolol |
oh that was warcraft related? heh i googled the phrase and came up with warcraft sites but i didn't actually think that it was it
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 21:19 Post subject: |
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Well I thought the visuals were good. They don't look too fake. They're decent. Reeves wasn't too bad in it. Didn't really notice his "bad" acting. As for the action scenes there's not many. But they're good. It has somewhat of a slow pace but I still liked it. You really need to see it for yourself. A person's opinion for this movie won't help.
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 21:29 Post subject: |
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I guess you never heard of peer pressure
I'll see it next week though Monday I’ll be in a middle of a conversation with a brat talking about how great the movie was I’ll be there showing of my 'injuries'  getting very little sympathy I can get then just go back to my daily doings and eavesdrop to everyone’s critiqued opinions of the bestest movie EVER.
So what were the highlights? So I can pretend I saw it and be part of the popular clique and be cool for once :wink
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| Posted: Sat, 19th Feb 2005 22:47 Post subject: |
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Well lets see about the high points. Hell was cool, the shootout at the hospital was good, some of the things towards the end were good (can't really say cause I'll spoil it), exorcist in the beginning was cool, etc. I think it's gonna me mixed by asking people. A bunch will hate it while a bunch will love it.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Feb 2005 03:30 Post subject: |
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I personally thought it was pretty bland. There was a lot of downtime. I laughed my ass off at the holy brass knuckles tho.
worst line in the movie
"gabriel, you're insane" haha
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Feb 2005 15:02 Post subject: |
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Highlight of the movie: Peter Stormare As Lucifer=Pricless! He was fantastic and totaly outshined everyone elses acting in this movie!
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Feb 2005 17:52 Post subject: |
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yeah lucifer was cool...the rest was boring. i can't say i enjoyed it much. watched it yesterday on the big screen and thought it was crap. reeves still has only one facial expression. the story was not developing but happening. for an action movies, i think this was one, there was no real action. sfx were ok. not über but ok.
jesus christ was a gangsta rapper. they killed him. he came back and made a platinum album.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Feb 2005 21:40 Post subject: |
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I got the SOASIN SVCD release of Constantine today. Man..... avoid it..... they filmed it so gay, at the very beginning of the movie you see some lines, something about WW2, well it's so fucking off focus, you don't see 70% of the lines. Further more it's not sharp at all, it's below avarage, even for a SVCD. The sound is so fucking gay, you don't hear shit, whenever there is talking you need to turn the sound up, but as you do that you get fucked coz the demon's yelling and screeching is a rape to everyone's ears. They talk like silent fags but the Demon's scream on a high level. I did not bother watching more than 5 minutes.
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