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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:21    Post subject: WTF?
Are developers really that UNcreative to produce something like this:
City.Bus.Simulator.2010.New.York-SKIDROW

maybe the game is actually good, but honestly, wtf?
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:25    Post subject:
Better than

Crane Simulation 2009-WARG

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:28    Post subject:
Or this:

Ingame:

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:30    Post subject:
This is best:

Wine Tycoon-ADDICTION

with some shots:

 Spoiler:
 


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:32    Post subject:
hahahaha, well, yeah. If you look long enough, other more shitty games will turn up for sure. It just struck me as a severe turn for the worse for releases this christmas period so far Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:33    Post subject:
they should make a combo out of those: a wine-drinking bus driver that is doing suicide bombing runs Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:34    Post subject:
All these "simulator" and "tycoon" games all have the most unoriginal names.

{Pick generic object/profession/business} [Tycoon/Simulator] {year} - {unheard of warez group}

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Lutzifer wrote:
they should make a combo out of those: a wine-drinking bus driver that is doing suicide bombing runs Very Happy

If there is MP I'm buying for sure! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:36    Post subject:
one simulator to rule them all Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:36    Post subject:
hahahahahaha, yeah!

but as i discussed with a colleague the other day, ANY game can be fun in multiplayer, especially if you know the people you re playing with Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:43    Post subject:
I can only imagine the look of some kid in christmas eve / morning when he's opening his presents and finds the dvd case shaped one. He'd hoped for Modern Warfare 2 or something like that, and eagerly opens the wrapping to find "Sprengmeister Simulator - Sprengen wie die Profis" because their parents don't know shit about games and that's what the nice clerk at the games store recommended.

That's how serial killers are made.
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:44    Post subject:


I can only relate (from distant past, of course Wink)
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:48    Post subject:
3D GaySexVilla Tycoon 2010 - HomoZ

- 10 Different models, including Village People, Freddy Mercury and much much more!
- Up to 15 people multiplayer, LAN, Onine or "hot-seat" Laughing
- Multiplayer exclusive Mantrain gameplay mode!


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 02:57    Post subject:
inz wrote:
I can only imagine the look of some kid in christmas eve / morning when he's opening his presents and finds the dvd case shaped one. He'd hoped for Modern Warfare 2 or something like that, and eagerly opens the wrapping to find "Sprengmeister Simulator - Sprengen wie die Profis" because their parents don't know shit about games and that's what the nice clerk at the games store recommended.

That's how serial killers are made.

ROFL


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 03:14    Post subject:
iconized wrote:
inz wrote:
I can only imagine the look of some kid in christmas eve / morning when he's opening his presents and finds the dvd case shaped one. He'd hoped for Modern Warfare 2 or something like that, and eagerly opens the wrapping to find "Sprengmeister Simulator - Sprengen wie die Profis" because their parents don't know shit about games and that's what the nice clerk at the games store recommended.

That's how serial killers are made.

ROFL


LMAO.
Seriously,
I still remember the time when happily opened my present and found Lego Rock Raiders instead of Unreal Tournament.. . lol what a terrible shock I had, hopefully I managed to return it and take my copy of UT, hiding permanently my latent serial killer instinct.
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 03:22    Post subject:
FFFUUUUUUU Lego is fun as well Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 03:45    Post subject:
@Original Post

Thought the same thing man......

Who the fuck plays these games?

I must admit....Theme Hospital was and is badass Smile And Theme Park....remember those 2 games? Don't tell me they weren't fun...especially Hospital....wish I could find it somewhere. Its probably free to dl by now


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 03:49    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
iconized wrote:
inz wrote:
I can only imagine the look of some kid in christmas eve / morning when he's opening his presents and finds the dvd case shaped one. He'd hoped for Modern Warfare 2 or something like that, and eagerly opens the wrapping to find "Sprengmeister Simulator - Sprengen wie die Profis" because their parents don't know shit about games and that's what the nice clerk at the games store recommended.

That's how serial killers are made.

ROFL


LMAO.
Seriously,
I still remember the time when happily opened my present and found Lego Rock Raiders instead of Unreal Tournament.. . lol what a terrible shock I had, hopefully I managed to return it and take my copy of UT, hiding permanently my latent serial killer instinct.
Rock Raider was a badass game, don't hate Sad
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 09:19    Post subject:
Well, GTA4 is just a collection of all of the games mentioned here Wink I just had a nice WTF-Moment recently as i saw this:

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 11:27    Post subject:
Whilst this game sounds like utter rubbish to me, it is still a refreshing change to all the commercial console gamer shit that everyone seems to go mad for these days.
I realy despise the state of computer gaming today, there was once a time when PC did not mean console in a larger box. You might think this game is unoriginal & unimaginative.. but then if you look at what games have come to today, you will see that this is actually more daring that most the console shit we get.

But yeah, ill bet the game sucks dogs balls still.


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 14:52    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
FFFUUUUUUU Lego is fun as well Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad


tainted4ever wrote:
Rock Raider was a badass game, don't hate Sad


^^
lmao ok, I must admit it wasn't that bad (I downloaded and tried it some months later just for curiosity) but in THAT precise moment, I was a shocked and dangerous boy Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 17:24    Post subject:
hahahahahahahahahah, Knetmänchen Kamasutra!!!!! That really is something to behold!
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 17:43    Post subject:
list of Tycoons ever MADE

1. Airline Tycoon Evolution
2. Airport Tycoon
3. Airport Tycoon 2
4. Airport Tycoon 3
5. Animal Paradise Tycoon
6. Atlantis Underwater Tycoon
7. Beer Tycoon
8. Berkley's Bass Tournament Tycoon
9. Big Biz Tycoon
10. Big Biz Tycoon 2
11. Business Tycoon
12. Car Tycoon
13. Car Wash Tycoon
14. Carnival Cruise Lines Tycoon 2005: Island Hopping
15. Casino Tycoon
16. Caterpillar Construction Tycoon
17. Chemist Tycoon
18. Cinema Tycoon Gold
19. Cinema Tycoon 2: Movie Mania
20. Coffee Tycoon
21. Cruise Ship Tycoon
22. Deep Sea Tycoon
23. Deep Sea Tycoon 2
24. DinerTown Tycoon
25. Easy Street Tycoon
26. Eco Tycoon: Project Green
27. Efteling Tycoon
28. Fairy Godmother Tycoon 1.0.35
29. Fish Tycoon
30. Flower Stand Tycoon
31. Freight Tycoon
32. Genius: The Tech Tycoon
33. Gadget Tycoon
34. Game Tycoon
35. Golf Resort Tycoon II
36. Health And Fitness Club Tycoon
37. Holiday World Tycoon
38. Hollywood Tycoon Studios
39. Hospital Tycoon 2007
40. Ice Cream Tycoon
41. Las Vegas Tycoon
42. Lemonade Tycoon
43. Lemonade Tycoon 2 New York City
44. Luxury Liner Tycoon
45. Mall Tycoon
46. Mall Tycoon 2
47. Mall Tycoon 3
48. Monopoly Tycoon
49. Moon Tycoon
50. National Lampoons University Tycoon
51. Oil Tycoon
52. Oil Tycoon 2
53. Pet Luv Spa and Resort Tycoon
54. Plant Tycoon
55. Political Tycoon
56. Prison Tycoon
57. Prison Tycoon 2: Maximum Security
58. Prison Tycoon 3: Lockdown
59. Prison Tycoon: 4 SuperMax
60. Pyro Tycoon
61. Railroad Tycoon
62. Railroad Tycoon 2
63. Railroad Tycoon 3
64. Ride Carnival Tycoon
65. Rock Tour Tycoon World Tour 2008
66. Roller Coaster Tycoon
67. RollerCoaster Tycoon: Corkscrew Follies
68. RollerCoaster Tycoon: Loopy Landscapes
69. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
70. RollerCoaster Tycoon 2: Wacky Worlds
71. Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 : Time Twister
72. RollerCoaster Tycoon 2: Triple Thrill Pack
73. Rollercoaster Tycoon 3
74. Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Soaked
75. Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Wild
76. Rollercoaster Tycoon 3 Platinum (RCT 3 + Soaked + Wild)
77. Rotlicht Tycoon 2
78. School Tycoon
79. SeaWorld Adventure Parks Tycoon
80. SeaWorld Adventure Parks Tycoon 2
81. Shopping Center Tycoon
82. Shrine Circus Tycoon
83. Skateboard Park Tycoon
84. Ski Resort Tycoon
85. Software Tycoon
86. Starship Tycoon
87. Tabloid Tycoon
88. Toilet Tycoon Deluxe
89. Trains & Trucks Tycoon
90. Trailer Park Tycoon
91. Transport Tycoon Deluxe
92. TV Tycoon
93. Tycoon City New York
94. Venture Tycoon
95. Wall Street Tycoon
96. Wildlife Tycoon: Venture Africa
97. Wild West Tycoon Far West
98. Wine Tycoon
99. Zoo Tycoon
100. Zoo Tycoon 2
101. Zoo Tycoon 2: African Adventure
102. Zoo Tycoon 2: Marine Mania
103. Zoo Tycoon 2: Extinct Animals


and there is also
Wet the Sex Empire
AirLine 69
AirLine 69 2
Hungry Sex Slaves
Princes Maker
Sail Boats
Trains
MadTV
A4

etc....
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 18:18    Post subject:
I think I'll go for

88. Toilet Tycoon Deluxe

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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 18:20    Post subject:
60. Pyro tycoon, I think we all know who's gonna get that one eh....
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 18:51    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
I think I'll go for

88. Toilet Tycoon Deluxe

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that one is actually a good amount of fun, played it a few years ago Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 18:57    Post subject:
2. Airport Tycoon

I loved this. :3


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 19:28    Post subject:
i loved the Roller Coaster serries
WHY
i loved Bull frogs Theme Park
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 19:40    Post subject:
Theme hospital was good too
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