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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Nov 2009 23:50    Post subject: Syco is back...
... and the first thing he does is reading every single thread of the sexy selection Laughing

Does he try to give us a message? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Nov 2009 23:56    Post subject:
And you're stalking him?

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:09    Post subject:
I'm not stalking syco. I just saw him posting and realized that he was not online for a long time. I then checked his last postings and they were from september.

After that I took a look at his private mails, sneaked into his bedroom and masturbated in his yoghurt.

... But I'm stalking you inz, now imagine what you REALLY had for dinner...


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:10    Post subject:
I ate that yogurt YOU SICK FUCK.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:11    Post subject:
So... how did it taste? Cool Face

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:17    Post subject:
Like ripe Chinese babies left in the gutter for two months.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:44    Post subject:
i read somewhere that semen tastes like the things you eat all day. pumpaction, explain yourself Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:49    Post subject:
I thought it was chicken Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 00:55    Post subject:
So you have sexual fetishes leaning towards ejaculating upon chickens?


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 09:27    Post subject:
I wonder Scratch Head ... If you're in the desert and you have nothing to eat, can you eat your semen as a supplement for food, you know to give you energy until you find nice and juicy bug or sth...


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 09:36    Post subject:
Yes, although after 2 to 3 days of malnutrition you won't be able to get a boner and ejaculate, thus making the exercise pointless. Any medical experts feel free to contradict me; I'm not sure.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 09:40    Post subject:
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Yes, although after 2 to 3 days of malnutrition you won't be able to get a boner and ejaculate, thus making the exercise pointless. Any medical experts feel free to contradict me; I'm not sure.


Hmmm... didn't think of that Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 11:33    Post subject:
what tainted said, plus think of the amount of calories you're wasting by jacking off and the comparatively low nutritional value of semen. and considering how much energy your body uses to "refill" the stuff right after you're done - you actually get a loss in energy Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 11:45    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
what tainted said, plus think of the amount of calories you're wasting by jacking off and the comparatively low nutritional value of semen. and considering how much energy your body uses to "refill" the stuff right after you're done - you actually get a loss in energy Wink



BUT YOU GET TO EAT YOUR OWN SEMEN!


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 21:17    Post subject:
lol thanks guys Smile

And fuck....I didn't want to go through threads that didn't matter. So I checked out the titty section and thats it Smile

Plus...sitting in my comp chair hurts my back after a while (hurt my back bad).


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 21:33    Post subject:
woohoo Syco's back! Finally I'll had sth to read Smile


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 22:20    Post subject:
Why dont you build like a swivel computer desk so you can lay in bed and surf at the same time

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 22:31    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 23:09    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
WHERE WERE YOU?????????????????????????


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 23:14    Post subject:
Yondaime is going into shock! 40 rows of epic wall of text, STAT!


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Nov 2009 23:52    Post subject:
So how did you hurt your back? Met someone who was stronger? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 00:11    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
So how did you hurt your back?



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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 04:03    Post subject:
Laughing guys

I hurt my back at work.

And Geordie, I use my girls laptop (like now). If I wanna play certain games tho...I gotta go on my comp and its a bitch cuz I have to set up pillows and my ortho cushions and shit. And I can only sit in the chair for an hour until my lower back starts to ache. And then it goes into my legs (my hams are fucked to as well as my bad knee is fucked).

As for Natan....please....I bounce him on my lap like one of those 5'0 100lbs itty bitty mickey mouse chicks lol Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 09:53    Post subject:
Your back must be directly connected to the part of your brain where the walls of text are constructed Laughing Get well soon! Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 11:02    Post subject:
Cant you have physiotherapy or something? Do they know the cause or the reason why its not getting better?
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 11:04    Post subject:
Yeah a few thai massages with happy ending and you're up and working in no time. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Nov 2009 13:27    Post subject:
what I want to know is how Angela is taking this sudden decline in machoness/fitness Smile
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