my iPhone app :D
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Cohen




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:03    Post subject: my iPhone app :D
I launched it a few days ago.. its doing pretty good.


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:28    Post subject:
I bet its already cracked...heheh..how does it feel?


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:28    Post subject:
hey, i'd not like to say, because with it is the details of my name/company.. I'd rather keep that private. But anyways, yeah. havent hit profit margin just yet.. but if I make it to millionaire from a shitty little app il tell you Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:30    Post subject:
besthijacker wrote:
I bet its already cracked...heheh..how does it feel?


Probably haha.. i dont mind... cracked means more exposure.. aim a bit drunk right now but, I can say that itsa good feeling Smile and... plenty of kids will like it. The app is aimed at a younger audience.


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:46    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
Probably haha.. i dont mind... cracked means more exposure..

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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:54    Post subject:
Objective C makes baby jesus cry Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 03:56    Post subject:
42 downloads more since this thread started 1 hour ago Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 04:13    Post subject:
Congratulations, that's really awesome!

I've never fooled with Objective C. Not a Mac kinda guy and I'm the one person on the planet that doesn't own an iPhone or even want one, but it has to feel good to make some sales.

And no, I couldn't code my way out of a wet tissue yet so no apps out there. Doubt I'd ever make anything worth selling anyway, even if I had the talent.

Are you going to start working on another app or improve the one you've already made?


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 04:14    Post subject:
it's probably this huge penis picture that shows up in 3d and you put it in your mouth to simulate faggatry with sounds included


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it's probably this huge penis picture that shows up in 3d and you put it in your mouth to simulate faggatry with sounds included




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 08:52    Post subject:
Whoa, cool! Strangely enough, my MUM phoned me the other day to talk about this. There's a big thing in the UK right now, stuff that was in the paper and on the news about people that had made small apps for the iPhone and sold them via iTunes. Apple takes 25% (or was it 33%?) of the sales, and you get the rest. Some dude made a piddly little thing that simulates condensation on the screen, and lets you write on it like you would do a bathroom mirror. 50p it sells for on the Store, and he made hundreds of thousands of pounds with it Shocked

She thought it would be a good idea for me to try something. Sadly I can't code/program, so meh Sad

Oh and;

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it's probably this huge penis picture that shows up in 3d and you put it in your mouth to simulate faggatry with sounds included


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:34    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
it's probably this huge penis picture that shows up in 3d and you put it in your mouth to simulate faggatry with sounds included


Actually that comes with every mac and is called MAC OS Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:40    Post subject:
^^^ Hahaha!


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:41    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
it's probably this huge penis picture that shows up in 3d and you put it in your mouth to simulate faggatry with sounds included


Actually that comes with every mac and is called MAC OS Laughing
Laughing

maybe i should pick up my rusty programming skills again, good money there
surely i can come up with something like iSnort, iFart, iFuck, iSmell, iShit, iBurp, iPiss or iSuck


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:45    Post subject:
you could make a program that simulates those old LCD handhelds when you pressed down on the screen in a raging fit.


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 10:20    Post subject: Re: my iPhone app :D
wgem wrote:
I launched it a few days ago.. its made 2,000 sales so far Very Happy 2,000 downloads.
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sure mate, suuuuure Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 10:23    Post subject: Re: my iPhone app :D
deelix wrote:
wgem wrote:
I launched it a few days ago.. its made 2,000 sales so far Very Happy 2,000 downloads.
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sure mate, suuuuure Rolling Eyes

Nonbeliever! Heretic! Shocked

I believe it, seems like iPhone owners throw money at everything they see just be hip and trendy.


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 12:20    Post subject:
Wanna make a shitload of money? Build an iPhone app, that is just a picture of a starbucks and sounds recorded from there. If you press the button it will speak out loudly where the next Starbucks is, so that everybody knows how cool you are and that you are going to drink a delicious coffee!

One last feature should be the hidden fart button, which will grab you some attention if nobody cares for starbucks Sad You know, thats the most important thing, attention Laughing

Fuck whoever develops this program will be rich!


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tainted4ever wrote:
Objective C makes baby jesus cry Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 14:37    Post subject:
pushing 3,500 downloads this morning. Come on you little beast!! lol


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 14:48    Post subject:
So how much money did you put in to making the app, I'm guessing it was next to nothing?

"hit profit margin by the weekend" ?


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 14:50    Post subject:
Did you outsource anything? You've any idea what kind of rates the freelancer coders demand for simple app projects?

The idea/content part of it isn't impossibly hard, but I can barely code a basic HTML page. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 15:05    Post subject:
I just love when someone brags about their "super successful" stuff, and then can't say what it's about, or anything about it for that matter, because of their owners or sth like that Rolling Eyes
This reminds me of FM's posts...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 15:10    Post subject:
yea, this thread was a waste of time.


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 15:39    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
So how much money did you put in to making the app, I'm guessing it was next to nothing?

"hit profit margin by the weekend" ?


I get 45 pence every sale/download, and I actually put a fair bit into its development (£1,000)


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 15:40    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I just love when someone brags about their "super successful" stuff, and then can't say what it's about, or anything about it for that matter, because of their owners or sth like that Rolling Eyes
This reminds me of FM's posts...


If I make enough money I will tell you all what it is. OF. It;s just risky on a forum like this to disclose who you are and where you live - the FBI baddies will knock my dirty pirate door down Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 16:09    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
the FBI baddies will knock my dirty pirate door down Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 17:04    Post subject:
is it the gaydar app?
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