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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 22:26    Post subject: FUCKA YUUU POLICEMAAAANG
fuck you lol, I ran a red light and crossed someone who was stopping for it from the right
and there was a cop right in front of me that I didn't see LOL
I had to pay and now i'm almost broke fuck this shit
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Neon
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 22:26    Post subject:
protip: don't run red lights and cross people

also you could've put up a coolface and get away with it, idiot. Cool Face
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 22:31    Post subject:
lmao that's exactly what I did, but I didn't get away with it for free, he told me since he's so nice he's gonna write me a lesser infraction so I don't have to pay over $9000, because if he did I could swear to you my man I would definitely go postal
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 22:32    Post subject:
There are reasons for having red lights you know..

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swingman




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 22:55    Post subject:
Fake thread about shit that never happened no 33482833. How's that 'friend' 'who' 'got' 'caught' 'by' 'the' 'cops' 'with' 'an' 'underage' 'girl' 'in' 'the' 'car'?
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locke_digitalus




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 23:01    Post subject:
This reminds me, the last time I was ticketed for something by the police was about 10 years ago. I'm kind of impressed by how long I've been in the clear. I don't speed all that much anymore. Getting old.

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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 23:28    Post subject:
sounds like you need a LAWYER Wink Wink
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2009 23:29    Post subject:
Ah COME ON, you still dwellin' on that shit? FFS!!!
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 00:30    Post subject:
What you mean? Scratch Head I was giving legal advice. Cool Face
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boysetsfire




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 04:05    Post subject:
lol, i never got to join Sad
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Praetori




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:47    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
so I don't have to pay over $9000, because if he did I could swear to you my man I would definitely go postal


WHAT 9000!!?!?
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 09:56    Post subject:
Praetori wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
so I don't have to pay over $9000, because if he did I could swear to you my man I would definitely go postal


WHAT 9000!!?!?


No, not 9000, but OVER 9000!!!!1!11

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TSR69
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 11:08    Post subject:
i don't drive so when i participate in traffic it is as an pedestrian or as a biker
it was about 7 months ago when i got fined while trafficking myself to home
trafficking? yes, i was seriously drunk and couldn't walk straight and had to stop every minute to check if i was going the right way
a serious case of binge-drinking i am afraid
so i was half-way home and then a police car stops next to me and some copper asks me something
since i could not understand what he said i ignored him, seemed a good solution at that moment
then he asked me if i could identify myself
these days we always need to carry an ID with us, this was introduced as an anti-terrorist prevention (yeah right)
i had an ID with me but since i seriously thought i had done nothing wrong, i resisted the demand
instead i said to the copper: "yes but why don't you guys start with identifying yourself"
now you can accuse policemen of a lot of things but not of having a sense of humour (hmmz where did i hear that earlier?)
so i was dragged to the police station and got fined for refusal to identify myself and being drunk in public
after that i spend couple of hours in a holding cell
they did however drive me home later that night, that was a good thing
the fine was € 150 Sad

then a couple of months later i had been binge drinking again in the same pub
i again decided too late it was time to go home
now it was bit cold that night so i had my hands in the pockets of my jacket
while walking home i stumbled and fell on the right side of my face (i was still smart enough to turn my head before hitting the ground)
i faintly remember crawling away from the spot where i fell and laying myself to rest in some dirt
and yes some time later some coppers showed up again
they found me with blood all over my face and right ear
they were talking to me for some time and i can only vaguely remember asking if i could borrow one of their guns
"why?": they asked
"i want to shoot my brains out": i answered
but instead of fining me this time they called an ambulance
i was so intoxicated at that moment that my eyesight was very poor
so when the ambulance arrived i remember saying, "it sure is becoming a circus", since the only thing i saw was colourful colours going around in circles
the ambulance brought me to a hospital where i got a tetanus shot and they glued my right eyebrow
this was like a "2001: A Space Odyssey" experience (the 2nd part of the movie where the captive astronaut walks in a very bright room and you see no walls)
the rooms in that hospital were awfully bright lid
after the treatment the hospital employees let me jaywalk home again
it is a funny world we live in

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deelix
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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 11:39    Post subject:
Iv not even got a parking ticket... I always obey the traffic laws!

...or im just damn lucky Rolling Eyes
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 11:57    Post subject:
are you sure you're not gay? I knew all those girls were photoshop!!!!
o wait could they be traps?
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GhostGum




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 14:27    Post subject:
LMAO! great stories there iconized.

Im glad i havnt had too many altercations with the filthy swine.

I once had a coppa ask me "Whats that in your pocket?" when i had an oz of weed in my pocket. I pulled out my deodorant can & said "Just me deodorant can". That seemed to satisfy their curiosity & i went on my merry way. I often used to carry large amounts (1 oz was nothing), so now that i think of it, i was quite lucky i never get busted big time.

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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 14:28    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
o wait could they be traps?


Doing traps isn't gay... At least if you're visiting Brazil or Thailand. Cool Face
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swingman




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 15:39    Post subject:
Wow! Drunk iconized is quite a character. Razz
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locke_digitalus




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PostPosted: Thu, 19th Nov 2009 20:34    Post subject:
Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri, 20th Nov 2009 17:40    Post subject:
fucku you dolphins! Laughing
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