Fuck All Nighters
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:15    Post subject: Fuck All Nighters
I have a 4 pack of Red Bull here. I've never drunk Red Bull before. I think I'll hate it. I hate all nighters even more. But I got a 25 page requirement doc due tomorrow in software engineering, and only 7.5 pages done. After that I have a Psych midterm on Tuesday that I haven't studied for at all. Is Red Bull enough to get you through 48 hours?

Fuck I don't even drink coffee. I hate this shit, and I hate this fucking paper, and I hate you all for not having to do this fucking paper. FUCK YOU, ITS YOUR FAULT.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:20    Post subject:
And why the FUCK are you doing it now? I don't think they gave you the damn assignment like yesterday! Razz

And I love Red Bull Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:24    Post subject:
Because I was fucking my girlfriend all weekend and doing work all the other days while I wasn't playing video games 6 hours a day. All good reasons in my irrational frame of mind.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:25    Post subject:
Oh and I just popped my Red Bull cherry. I actually like the taste.



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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:29    Post subject:
You should try Caffeine pills.
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:38    Post subject:
Good idea, although I never paid attention to where I can get those. Are they available at pharmacies or more or less anywhere? . Although I must say I'm making great progress. 3 pages in last 15 minutes while I was on AIM with my brother. I guess the old bullshit meter in my brain hasn't failed me yet. 16 more to go.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:42    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Because I was fucking my girlfriend all weekend and doing work all the other days while I wasn't playing video games 6 hours a day. All good reasons in my irrational frame of mind.


Oh come on, like 4 minutes a day of fucking is worth mentioning!


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 08:45    Post subject:
Tbh the first time I saw her after 1 and a half months it was more like 8 minutes. But yeah, pitiful Sad At least I'll admit it. And hey, it was my birthday, so fuck it. And the next day I give as good as I get Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 09:36    Post subject:
Red Bull=shit filled with additives and no real effect (it's all in your head). Taurin=shit. Don't poison yourself, your liver won't be happy.

Instead try guarana! It comes in pills and in form of a drink. I prefer pills. They have quite a kick Very Happy I used them while studying for my terms last month and it worked like a charm! It's 3-4 times stronger than caffeine + it's natural unlike that Red bull/bat whatever shit.

On the bottom line, you could try organizing, set your priorities, know when are your terms and all, so you won't end up in a zeitnot Smile


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 09:41    Post subject:
Yeah I should organize. Problem is I procrastinate soooo badly. Like, I'll do it tomorrow, I'll do it tomorrow. Fuck, I'm gonna take a hypnosis class and hypnotize myself to do shit on time.

Guarana eh? Time to find some.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 09:47    Post subject:
I'm telling you from my own experience (I've learnt it the hard way). My uni is difficult, and not because we do hard stuff on it, but because there's many classes and the uni is badly organized. Last year I was like: I go to classes, I go home, oh I'm tired I'll take a nap... bam! it's 7 p.m. Oh, I can't study now, it's dark and my concentration is down... I'll do it tomorrow.

So in the end I have to retake the major class and I can't listen anything from the 3rd year because they imposed this new rule that you have to have that class passed.

So now I'm smarter and whenever I get home I go straight away to studying. I go to sleep around 11-12 p.m, wake up at 6 a.m. And it works.

Oh and now when the terms are over, I just drink coffee Very Happy


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 09:55    Post subject:
See, I play games soon as I get back to blow off steam, next thing I know it's 8 pm and I have studying to do. But my brain is fucked from games and can't concentrate. So I just go back to more games. It's like a fucking drug and I need to stop it, but damn it's hard.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 11:50    Post subject:
Bleh, almost done, and it's only 2:42 am. Cheers.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 11:58    Post subject:
same shit here. if it wasn't for attention deficit, games and girls, i'd probably have a phd right now Very Happy

fuck red bull. not only because it's bad for your health, but also cause you'll develop a tolerance. and in the end, it doesn't help that much.

there's one thing though that really works - the hard stuff: modafinil. pop a pill and you can focus on the most boring books/papers that have ever existed like they were a game you've waited for 3 years to come out. i'd consider it as ultima ratio though - the only thing worse than losing focus is developing a little pill addiction Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 12:18    Post subject:
Pharma, naww, too hardcore for me.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 12:19    Post subject:
Done and done. Fuck yes. Now to find a working printer tomorrow morning. Fuck I feel like shit right now.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 12:24    Post subject:
A good cup of coffee or one of those 20 cent knockoffs should 'work' as good as the overpriced pos Red Bull. The use of drugs is growing every year, supposedly it helps. Doesn't make you smarter obviously, just makes it easier to study longer. I didn't try it myself.
I always prioritize while studying. It's simply impossible to learn everything, it's too fucking much. I just study the important stuff intensively and when time's left over I look over the rest. I'd much rather get an average grade than aim for the best and fail in the end.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 14:21    Post subject:
How does "dextrose pills" work out? I know they come in wrapped like candy in some shops and are there any side effects of using stuff like guarana, dextrose pills etc? I want to start using it for long exams and when i gotta write some really fucking boring essay.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 14:45    Post subject:
dextrose pills? might as well eat any other candy Laughing
side effects of guarana: it's harmless (as long as your heart is working properly) - could be cause it's coffein ffs! only difference being that it's released slower than the coffein from...err...coffee.

another thing that always worked out great for me in the past was ephedrin. study all night long, train harder, fuck the shit out of the gf for 5 hours straight Very Happy
but they banned that stuff (well, the pills at least, not the herb) a few years ago Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 14:49    Post subject:
is there any convenient way to get the more hardcore stuff without consulting a doc and getting a permission?
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 14:56    Post subject:
online pharmacies are pretty much the only way
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 14:58    Post subject:
yea thought so, but which of them are trustworthy? and how big is the chance that the meds get through the customs? I live in .at, EU btw.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 15:27    Post subject:
LOL students.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 15:29    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
online pharmacies are pretty much the only way


what about drugdealers? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 15:35    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
yea thought so, but which of them are trustworthy? and how big is the chance that the meds get through the customs? I live in .at, EU btw.


greetings, fellow austrian!
if it's modafinil you want...it's not one of the controlled substances here, so the customs shouldn't give you any problems - as long as you don't decide to save on shipping and order a few packs of cialis and tramadol along with it Laughing

but you can always go to your doc and get a private prescription...which isn't cheap though

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bushwacka wrote:
online pharmacies are pretty much the only way


what about drugdealers? Very Happy

look above. sometimes they even have a medical degree Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 15:39    Post subject:
yeah don't you have dealers in the states? Try some uppers. Or some downers. Maybe some screamers? Or some laughers perhaps? It's all good.


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 18:29    Post subject:
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with ephedrine - it's poors man amphetamine Very Happy Plus there are more sideaffects for ephedrine than guarana.

You shouldn't overdo with guarana too, but it's safer than ephedrine...


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 18:34    Post subject:
In my uni lessons-free days I usually studied from 11pm to 4-5am without assuming any "drug" Razz . I managed to graduate, so it wasn't such a bad studying methodology, at least for my diverted mind.
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 19:10    Post subject:
didnt red bull get into trouble recently for having traces of cocaine in it? :/


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Oct 2009 19:14    Post subject:
i read Fuck All Nigggers ..


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