My gf forgot to take the pill...
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 00:20    Post subject: My gf forgot to take the pill...
Nah, not what you think.
She just forgot it and therefore we can't have "regular" sex for two weeks or so.
On the one hand pretty shitty on the other hand... who can say blowjob week times 2? Very Happy
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 00:27    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt

in before tainted Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 00:35    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

in before tainted Razz


I would but she won't let me Sad
And suprirse butt sex is out of the picture since I really love that girl Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 00:46    Post subject:
my GF just got the implant removed today :\ was making her have shitty mood swings at work and stuff..

shes back on the injection every 3 months.. I havent seen what shes like on them yet but hoping that it doesnt make her all emotional or anything :/ only time will tell..


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 00:55    Post subject:
wgem wrote:
my GF just got the implant removed today :\ was making her have shitty mood swings at work and stuff..

shes back on the injection every 3 months.. I havent seen what shes like on them yet but hoping that it doesnt make her all emotional or anything :/ only time will tell..


O.o
Did you just hijack my thread? Screw you, sir. Screw you!
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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 01:03    Post subject:
guys, don't whine. it can go much, much worse.
4 of the girlfriends/fuckbuddies i had in the last few years, one couldn't take the pill because of some heart condition, one got depressive all the time while on the pill, one wouldn't let me bang her without a rubber even though she was taking the pill (cause she got an abortion when she was 16, making her kinda paranoid of getting pregnant) and one even got a cyst from the implant.

bad luck - but hey, they were all well worth it.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 02:12    Post subject:
If something should go wrong...


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 12:16    Post subject:
Hey Pumpy!
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 12:29    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

in before tainted Razz


I would but she won't let me Sad
And suprirse butt sex is out of the picture since I really love that girl Wink


Tell her she can use a strapon on you if she agrees.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 12:30    Post subject:
I believe even then she wouldn't be up for it... neither would I, I think ;D
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 14:36    Post subject:
they always are up for it if you let them use a strapon on you. or at least so i heard. from a friend. of a friend. of mine. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 14:58    Post subject:
Hey, come on. We're all manly enough here to admit that you have been banged up the ass by some girl! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 14:59    Post subject:
fuck that!


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 15:00    Post subject: Re: My gf forgot to take the pill...
Reklis wrote:

On the one hand pretty shitty on the other hand...


I know what you mean, I broke my right arm when I was a kid Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 15:03    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
Hey, come on. We're all manly enough here to admit that you have been banged up the ass by some girl! Laughing

if i wanted to hide it, i wouldn't have posted it on an internet forum Laughing

but hey, at least it wasn't gay at all cause she had no balls that could have touched mine Laughing

Reklis wrote:

On the one hand pretty shitty on the other hand...

so you're saying you like prostate stimulation while masturbating? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 15:05    Post subject: Re: My gf forgot to take the pill...
Reklis wrote:
Nah, not what you think.
She just forgot it and therefore we can't have "regular" sex for two weeks or so.
On the one hand pretty shitty on the other hand... who can say blowjob week times 2? Very Happy


she is just using it to keep sex acts to a min with you while she really fucks her new found shag piece..
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 15:13    Post subject:
fist her in the ass!!!


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 15:15    Post subject: Re: My gf forgot to take the pill...
moosenoodles wrote:
Reklis wrote:
Nah, not what you think.
She just forgot it and therefore we can't have "regular" sex for two weeks or so.
On the one hand pretty shitty on the other hand... who can say blowjob week times 2? Very Happy


she is just using it to keep sex acts to a min with you while she really fucks her new found shag piece..


Somebody had to come in and say something like that, didn' they? ^^


@bushwacka:
And you're getting fucked up the ass by girls, so what? Cool Face

Btw. I can picture my girls face pretty good when I walk up to her and say "Hey, so in order for you letting me bang you up the ass, how about you bang me, so we're even."
Believe, she does not look amused...
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 16:46    Post subject:
you need need to do way instain her
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 16:57    Post subject:
Tell her to gulp down 3-4 of them pills and it's gonna be good, start fucking her tomorrow.
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 17:21    Post subject:
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Somebody had to come in and say something like that, didn' they? ^^


Figures? seems to me you have already been worrying about this matter, and thats the perfect reply to someone else bringing to the forefront of your mind..

If in doubt stalk her out... lol..
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 18:29    Post subject:
Maybe bushwacka should talk to your gf and tell her from the joys of anal... He may convince her, waddasay? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 19:02    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
Maybe bushwacka should talk to your gf and tell her from the joys of anal... He may convince her

...that it would be loads of fun to assrape reklis? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 19:28    Post subject:
BEHOLD

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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 19:30    Post subject:
For both? Laughing

"See sweetheart and you thought that we couldn't have sex for two weeks!"
"Yeah thanks, but when will it be my turn? Cause when I said that I wanted some anal I meant to fuck you Sad"


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 20:00    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
BEHOLD


ewwww, rubbers Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 20:52    Post subject:
bushwacka wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

in before tainted Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 9th Oct 2009 22:49    Post subject:
Reklis wrote:
bushwacka wrote:
fuck her in teh butt

in before tainted Razz


I would but she won't let me Sad
And suprirse butt sex is out of the picture since I really love that girl Wink


Actually, the same thing happened to my gf a couple of months ago.
But I got the two weeks of butt sex. Very Happy
Propably cause she likes it anyway...but that's a whole different story.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Oct 2009 00:15    Post subject:
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