I didn;t get drunk last night
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 15:06    Post subject: I didn;t get drunk last night
instead I got smashed...I have no idea how I got home and my nose feels weird.


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inz




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 15:08    Post subject:
Probably got nostril raped by some homeless guy and now you have gonorrhea in your nose.
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 15:30    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Probably got nostril raped by some homeless guy and now you have gonorrhea in your nose.


Snap! what should I do?


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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 15:33    Post subject:
Order inz' "yourcureforall" products for $600 of course

they're used rectally, and they work, I know it
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deelix
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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 17:13    Post subject:
well, I smashed my head into a rock while I was peeing... the dark place I was standing obviously couldn't have been in level

So now iv got 2 types of head ace, greeeat.
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 14:16    Post subject:
I did. I got fucking hammered last night at my bachelor party Very Happy
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Przepraszam
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 14:26    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
I did. I got fucking hammered last night at my bachelor party Very Happy


Aren;t you kewl, Bachelors partys are the best, my cousin was getting married and we party till late morning...it was awesome..its kewl I have 3 more cousins that are still not married Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:00    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
I did. I got fucking hammered last night at my bachelor party Very Happy


Any one play any pranks on you? I once heard of someone being tied to a lampost naked for the night. Tramp came along and fucked him in the ass Shocked Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:04    Post subject:
*laughs* Nah, no pranks -- thank fuck Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:36    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
I did. I got fucking hammered last night at my bachelor party Very Happy

Pics, or it didn't happen! Very Happy
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:45    Post subject:
We didn't take any, lol. I wasn't the standard "stag do" it was just a bunch of us getting together, getting completely hammered, playing poker all night Very Happy



..... and I'm still nursing a headache too, not to mention one of my fillings fell out while I was eating copious amounts of pizza. Gah. Dentists are NOT cheap here in Norway, and I'm getting married in 5 days! >_<
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:47    Post subject:
Ye ye ye, you didn't take pics, because you didn't want your Ms to see all the strippers. Wink Laughing
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Sun, 20th Sep 2009 15:54    Post subject:
Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Sep 2009 02:12    Post subject:
i got drunk friday and saturday and i spent all day today looking at porn and superman cartoons Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 21st Sep 2009 13:47    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd Sep 2009 03:17    Post subject:
be sure to post some pics of the wedding... good luck dude
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