My dick is hard
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Acer




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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 15:48    Post subject: My dick is hard
Bend over biatch! Cool Face


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FireMaster




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Location: I do not belong
PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 16:59    Post subject:
Best cough up some dough first or i'm gonna have to call Sycoshaman to beat yo shit up
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wawrzul




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Location: Cracow, Poland
PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 18:59    Post subject:
You get nothing for nothing 'cause that's what you do, turn around bitch i've got a use for you...

GnR rules! Very Happy
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 19:01    Post subject:
*puts on my robe and wizard hat*
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Neon
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 19:16    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
*puts on my robe and wizard hat*


her vagine start to hang loose like sleeve of wizard



See what I did there? Cool Face
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wawrzul




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Location: Cracow, Poland
PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 08:54    Post subject:
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Mutantius
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Location: In Elektro looking for beans
PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 10:42    Post subject:
You've got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick.
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now, oh don't you see,

Cool Face


"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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Acer




Posts: 3156

PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 15:39    Post subject:
Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear
Tell you sumthing that you might like to hear
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft
Mind if I touch it? and see if its soft
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can
And im known to be a real nasty man
And they say a closed mouth dont get fed
So I dont mind asking for head
You heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
And you can start usin' yo head
You like to fuck, have yo legs open all in da butt
Do it up slappin ass cuz the sex gets rough
Switch the positions and ready to get down to business
So you can see what you've been missin'
You might had some but you never had none like this
Just wait til you see my dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

[verse 2]

You fine, but I aint gone sweat ya
See I wanna fuck, tell me whats up
Walk around the club with yo thumb in ya mouth
Put my dick in, take your thumb out
There might be a lil kosher to deal with
Wet fat hoe's they dont spill shit
I keep a hoe hot when I'm puttin' in work
Wanna skeet skeet you bout to get your feelin's hurt
Cuz I'll beat dat cat with a dog
And knock da walls of a broad til she scrawl
Like (OOOOOH!)
Yea something like that, but it depends on the swing of the baseball bat
Fuck a bitch on da counter make the
Plates fall Back
On the floor she aint screamin she a nut so they crack
Crack...crack
Fuck that bend over imma give you the dick

Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Wait you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up

Like B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM, B-AM

Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy up, Beat da pussy
Up, Beat da pussy up

(OOOOOOOH!)


Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 17:37    Post subject:
I was expecting to see a penis somewhere in this.
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Acer




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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 17:46    Post subject:
pistolshrimp wrote:
I was expecting to see a penis somewhere in this.



http://www.chrudat.com/hs_small_penis.html


Enjoy! Cool Face


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 17:49    Post subject:
Oh my!!!
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 18:00    Post subject:
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 18:33    Post subject:
Love her expression Laughing

BTW, WHAT THE FUCK?! Laughing Laughing Laughing

 Spoiler:
 


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 18:53    Post subject:
Oh, come on! Look up at Leo, at least he puts his nasties in the spoiler...


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 18:55    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
Oh, come on! Look up at Leo, at least he puts his nasties in the spoiler...

lol I thought it wasn't that nasty Laughing

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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 19:05    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
Oh, come on! Look up at Leo, at least he puts his nasties in the spoiler...

lol I thought it wasn't that nasty Laughing

edit: spoilered Sad


Thank you kind sir Very Happy


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 23:25    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Love her expression Laughing

BTW, WHAT THE FUCK?! Laughing Laughing Laughing

 Spoiler:
 



What is THAT!!!



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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 23:32    Post subject:
C'mon pistol, honest answer. you pull (er, read, er, i dunno the word for pull in canadian)a guy and you take him back to your place and take his pants off and you see this.

Whaddya do?
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 23:41    Post subject:
GeordieRacer wrote:
C'mon pistol, honest answer. you pull (er, read, er, i dunno the word for pull in canadian)a guy and you take him back to your place and take his pants off and you see this.

Whaddya do?


Asking so you know what to expect? Cool Face
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garus
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 23:49    Post subject:
snip


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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Sep 2009 23:54    Post subject:
Hehehehehe
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GeordieRacer




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Location: Leeds, UK
PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 00:43    Post subject:
I have no problems in that department thank you very much. I aint Ron Jeremy, but I havent got any inverted problems either.
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Acer




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 00:45    Post subject:
He looked kinda hot with his man titties and vagina Cool Face


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helvete




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PostPosted: Sat, 19th Sep 2009 01:19    Post subject:
So he has a clitoris and C-cup breasts.. Ladies and gentlemen, I think we're looking at the next olympic champion in womens wrestling.


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