Chicken left under water..was very gross..
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 12:40    Post subject: Chicken left under water..was very gross..
My misses a few weeks back now did a roast dinner, we had chicken, no suprise there, but me im almost a OCD cleaning freak. I like my house tidy and i mean fucking dust free etc..

Now as I am retired early or as good as for time being, (misses works instead) I look after my kid etc, and do the cooking and all that malarky.. (this is great for gaming time btw).

So she did the dinner this time, and just throws all the pans and shit into the sink when its pointless cause u goto take them back out anyhow,, it disgusts me, (anyone else get bothered by that shit) and drives me mental..

So I just dealt with it and got on washing up after eating cause there is no way im staring at that mess for more than 30 mins...

Anyhow, 2 weeks later (i overlooked this myself prob due to stress out at her lack of washing up technique) I said to her out on our balcony part that hangs off the kitchen, "WTF is that under there where the shelf thing is.."

"oh shit sorry i forgot, it was the chicken roasting pan from other week"

needless to say i almost fucking died on the spot, the tray was full of rain water, AND still had parts of a chicken in it lol, now it was fine as it was covered in water, but I had to clean it out to even start to throw the tray out as it was so full of crap etc...

I beg you anyone, lol do not fucking leave this shit like that out ... When I dissenfected my sink and surface before i tipped this shit away and began cleaning, the smell was instant gagness.... I have never smelt something so rotten and vial in my life lol..

I can only put it pobably although not done so myself, relate it to a smell maybe of being the person that pulls a beaten up bloody dead body out of a lake after 2 weeks..

The smell must be the same, its tainted the whole house here for ages, im so unimpressed lol...

Damn lazy ass woman!!!
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Horrordee
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 12:54    Post subject:
:/ get a shrink!


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:01    Post subject:
Horrordee wrote:
:/ get a shrink!


why?
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:03    Post subject:
ummm.... I dunno... OCD maybe? Very Happy


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:08    Post subject:
No u freaks, almost!, im saying i like a clean place and it appears to others that are dirty little uncaring for what they have purchased with earnt money, that I care too much about it being tidy..

I dont its just i respect my fucking house and its contents that was paid for you know?
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:08    Post subject:
pics or it didnt happen!
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:16    Post subject:
what, lol it did fucking happen, the tray is sitting now rinsed out in a black bag on the balcony.. fuck if you want a pic of that?

either way its fucking unhealthy stink....
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 13:36    Post subject:
did it look like this

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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 14:29    Post subject:
omg no, not as bad as that it was more morsales than huge parts lol. but ugh that is so sick lol, wtf is that red thing a shotgun cartridge?
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 14:41    Post subject:


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 14:50    Post subject:
No offence moosenoodles, but people like you really disgust me..

If there something that really makes me wanna puke, then it is super cleaning freaks.


I hate you.
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 15:02    Post subject:
you know what the advantage of not cleaning is? Nature will clean itself eventually. When you dont do the dishes your food remains become filled with fruit flies or normal flies and they start laying eggs. After a while the eggs hatch and you have lots of maggots. After a while these maggots become flies aswell and the cycle continues.
Now spiders are very keen of flies so they will start popping up all around the rotting food eating all the flies. After a good amount of time, the only thing that is left are some spiders and hardened food mixed with empty cocoons.
Oh and offcourse a smell that goes through bone

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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 15:10    Post subject:
what a bunch of filthy degenerates you all are lol Very Happy

no offence taken stealth88, is that ur nickname cause you have to stay hidden otherwise people throw up at your stench? i do wonder lol Very Happy

lhzr: no not shared flat with dirty fuckers ever, not if i can help it, when i did my HND stuff etc was all paid for by company so I just travelled back and forth as it was local...
so never got to share house or places with dirty munter student buddies etc.

Again and ill re-itterate, im not a cleaning freak as in you seem to see it, I clean cause it needs doing, not leaving shit about to fester or get worse.. the dust thing is just because I like to keep my pc dust free as much as possible so it stems from that Very Happy

either way anyone that dont respect your abode and leave shit festering are truly among the disgusting ones not me Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 15:18    Post subject:
I understand you, moosenoodles, while I'm nowhere near a clean-freak like you are there is just so much - especially kitchen - filth I can take.
That's why I more often than not can't go into my gf's kitchen - not because she's a messy person but her brother is. Leaves shit all around never properly cleans etc. and my gf doesn't wanna clean his mess up because, well, she ain't his mother. I hope she kicks him out soon Very Happy

Anyway, that chicken you had to deal with? Probably would have had me gagging - hell even reading it almost made me gag...
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 16:26    Post subject:
moosenoodles, I actualy keep my house clean. But I don't go rub every surface 10 times a day.
I got a dishwasher where all the dishes go in.. and I start that whenever it's full.
I use the vaccum cleaner thingy whenever it's needed. 1-2 times a week.

Living in a place to clean is not good for your health.
If you always keep everything (including yourself) 110% clean, then your bodys protection system will get weaker, since it never gets attacked by bad bacterias.
So if you then sometime have to stay in a more dirty place for a few days, then theres a VERY big risk you'll spend those days very sick (diarrhea, puking, etc).


I hate you.
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 16:33    Post subject:
not to forget that its possible to get allergies from beeing to clean.


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:23    Post subject:
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moosenoodles, I actualy keep my house clean. But I don't go rub every surface 10 times a day.


I dont recall saying I do either?

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I got a dishwasher where all the dishes go in.. and I start that whenever it's full.


so do I, its called me? you lazy git..

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I use the vaccum cleaner thingy whenever it's needed. 1-2 times a week.


i hoover everyday as good as, I have a 5 year old son.. enuf said..

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Living in a place to clean is not good for your health.


Living in a place where millions of germs are, dust if your asmatic, ecoli and other bad shit if you dont clean up after raw meat cutting.. Dare I say it, even worse?

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If you always keep everything (including yourself) 110% clean, then your bodys protection system will get weaker, since it never gets attacked by bad bacterias.


Utter bullshit, you can never be 110% clean and not living with bacteria, nuf said..

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So if you then sometime have to stay in a more dirty place for a few days, then theres a VERY big risk you'll spend those days very sick (diarrhea, puking, etc).


You may take vacations, or live in squaller, or stay at others that are in squaller, but does not mean I have to.. So no I tend not to get ill, only the regular odd cold once a year and tonsilitis when it flares up..

Final words... Id say you were pretty much pwned on all fronts there Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 17:27    Post subject:
you want to smell some bad shit? put a drumstick of chicken in milk then leave it sit in the sun for a day.


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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 18:59    Post subject:
This whole thread is fowl
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 19:34    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
This whole thread is fowl


Neutral terrible.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 20:00    Post subject:
you certainly are the woman of the house
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 21:16    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
This whole thread is fowl
Foul. With a U.

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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 21:20    Post subject:
Reg67 wrote:
This whole thread is fowl


Dear god.... that's just so cheesy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue, 15th Sep 2009 21:36    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
you want to smell some bad shit? put a drumstick of chicken in milk then leave it sit in the sun for a day.


ought to fucking try that, thanks!!
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Sep 2009 03:47    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
you want to smell some bad shit? put a drumstick of chicken in milk then leave it sit in the sun for a day.


ought to fucking try that, thanks!!


the best is getting one of those jam jars that screw off but leave the middle cap still, "rest" it on top while the chicken is in the milk baking in the sun, the bacteria n shit will pop it off and the smell is fucking rank


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Sep 2009 05:12    Post subject:
I had a bottle of orange juice explode that way. half full, couple of months time. Booom. special taste Cool Face


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 22:53    Post subject:
i hate that to
#1 scrape the fucking dishes into the bin
#2 rince the fucking dishes and stack them neatly on the side.
#3 wash them later with barely any effort
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Sep 2009 23:24    Post subject:
4.?????
5. Profit
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