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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Aug 2009 20:01    Post subject:
No no no,, you miss interpret the whole pervert thing..

Looks when a guy has experience over time (im old ive done everything almost regarding that side of things lol~) then you realise alot of women ARE into the sick stuff.. Dont be fooled by they're "oh im shy look at me, giggle giggle" shit. Very Happy

As said further back, in the end most of them will end up doing something remotley sick in someones mind or darn right overly kinky... Fisting is pretty much the norm I think for a dirty bitch Very Happy

If you have not experienced such, then you need to get out more and take a real look at these "women" lol..

shucks its so funny hehehe...

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_zet




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Aug 2009 21:04    Post subject:
guy: haha-haha, i'm going to fist the shit outta you
girl: i know, then i'll make you a sammich.
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 02:38    Post subject:
[quote="moosenoodles"]No no no,, you miss interpret the whole pervert thing..

Looks when a guy has experience over time (im old ive done everything almost regarding that side of things lol~) then you realise alot of women ARE into the sick stuff.. Dont be fooled by they're "oh im shy look at me, giggle giggle" shit. Very Happy

As said further back, in the end most of them will end up doing something remotley sick in someones mind or darn right overly kinky... Fisting is pretty much the norm I think for a dirty bitch Very Happy

If you have not experienced such, then you need to get out more and take a real look at these "women" lol..

shucks its so funny hehehe...

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ANY1 FOOR A FISTING ? Cool Face


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 02:45    Post subject:
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SupaHonn




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PostPosted: Sun, 23rd Aug 2009 23:07    Post subject:
everyday i come here thinkin this post cant possibly get more awesome. but u guys get me every fuckin time...
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2009 01:40    Post subject:
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2009 02:22    Post subject:
fuck her in teh butt


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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2009 02:26    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
fuck her in teh butt


Twice...
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Mon, 24th Aug 2009 10:22    Post subject:
any1 in need of a monday fisting? ive been at work 5 mins and bored allready, ill fist everyone in the office!!


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Yondaime
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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Aug 2009 20:39    Post subject:
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 25th Aug 2009 20:42    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
any1 in need of a monday fisting? ive been at work 5 mins and bored allready, ill fist everyone in the office!!


Don't forget though, always fist in the ass.


Its not really relevant, cause once u start fisting up the vadge its as good as coming out almost out the ass anyhow.. Well they think it is by time uve finished lol

Also dont forget some of this...

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timechange01
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 07:19    Post subject:
wtf



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Kommando




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 07:23    Post subject:
For fuck sake, go get laid instead of typing all this shit Laughing
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 09:23    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I dont even like her that much to wait that long and I realized this today. I somehow built her up in my mind and made her way more special than she really is

try not to do this shit with the next girl, otherwise it's gonna be the same thing over and over again.
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Razacka2




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 09:52    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing

this is just too good.
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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 09:54    Post subject:
This guy is a fucking dumbass.
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Neon
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 11:13    Post subject:
...You seriosly played Donkey Kong with a girl? As a term of flirting with her?

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I asked her if I am any different from what she expected and she said I am EXACTLY like what she pictured me as. That made me glad that I didn't disspoint her


I have no doubt you're the same as I picture you, but that's not a compliment unfortunately. Laughing I think Betty thought the same.

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So we decided that shes coming home with me and then we can just eat at home which is pretty exciting because I never brought a girl home before.


Dude, you're in your 20s, right?



Crying or Very sad

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We then waited for the 6 train and I spilled my frappucino all over my hands and I hate it when my hands are sticky. So betty offered to lick my fingers clean lol so I said why not


Laughing And you didn't get the message?

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So finally we came to a conclusion which was I ride the bike, and she will carry both our bags.


What a gentelman. Laughing Laughing

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So then we put all our stuff down and she layed on my bed and we watched full house


... I don't think there's a need to comment that. Laughing

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My mom was coming home soon. I told Betty that she would have to stay hidden in my room all day long so my mom doesn't find out.


Dude, WHY?! Did you tell your mom you're gay?
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spankie
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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 11:25    Post subject:
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We then waited for the 6 train and I spilled my frappucino all over my hands and I hate it when my hands are sticky. So betty offered to lick my fingers clean lol so I said why not


IF a girl would suggest this to me, even if she had a BF, i would instantly reward her with a full body massage and bang her brains out.... Djeeeez.Girls can give 'difficult' hints now and then, but missing that one Laughing
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SupaHonn




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 11:33    Post subject:
ahh time... but no matter who comes next, youll let us know right? and then u gotta play it cool. bring ure a-game, dude!!! oh and u defnatly gotta switch off ure brain.
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 29th Aug 2009 12:02    Post subject:
1. You're fucking mental
2. You should have banged Betty in your bed
3. https://www.blogger.com
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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 12:59    Post subject:
I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and agree that this guy is a troll at this point.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 13:14    Post subject:
I have reasons for locking of this thread:
1. He's a troll, and a bad one at that (take lessons from MJ, or Spidey Smile)
2. People are polluting this thread with things like :'he's a troll', 'get a life' etc. (me included Very Happy)
3. This thread serves no purpose, so either delete it or move it to the void so dazz can post pictures of naked man and horse Very Happy
4. Do I really need to go on...

PLEASE LOCK THIS OR MOVE IT!!!

kthnx


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 13:22    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
I have reasons for locking of this thread:
1. He's a troll, and a bad one at that (take lessons from MJ, or Spidey Smile)
2. People are polluting this thread with things like :'he's a troll', 'get a life' etc. (me included Very Happy)
3. This thread serves no purpose, so either delete it or move it to the void so dazz can post pictures of naked man and horse Very Happy
4. Do I really need to go on...

PLEASE LOCK THIS OR MOVE IT!!!

kthnx


I agree, let's leave this to democracy.....

POLL TIME!
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 13:38    Post subject:


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 14:07    Post subject:
1. Yes he is...
2. Those kind of comments don't contribut to the conversation, thus this should be either moved to the void or deleted


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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Karmeck




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 14:16    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
1. Yes he is...
2. Those kind of comments don't contribut to the conversation, thus this should be either moved to the void or deleted


2. the once that troll the thread with that stuff should be banned, the TC should not suffer because of trolls.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 14:26    Post subject:
Karmeck wrote:
dingo_d wrote:
1. Yes he is...
2. Those kind of comments don't contribut to the conversation, thus this should be either moved to the void or deleted


2. the once that troll the thread with that stuff should be banned, the TC should not suffer because of trolls.


Oh, go light up a firecracker! Laughing


"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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timechange01
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 23:35    Post subject:
wtf



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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 23:49    Post subject:
it doesnt matter what music you like as long as you can stand for it. if you like something and someone thinks its stupid thats their fucking problem

i dont think its a novel, it must hurt you every day to think about it

be confident, be yourself all the time, although thats easier said than done. at your age people dont care about stupid puberal stuff anymore , and those that do are idiots stuck in the past


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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Aug 2009 23:49    Post subject:
Dear diary ,
Today i copy pasta and made my first Encyclopedia Dramatica entry
it made me feel great
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