gay!!! im missing an organ now :(
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 22:26    Post subject: gay!!! im missing an organ now :(
stoopid operation!
morphine rox though Very Happy

soft food for a while
which is coo Very Happy

but oh noes!!
irregularities in my liver valves thingies found through mri :'(
need another op soon!!

soooo gaay! Very Happy

but nao headaches should go away
and tummy aches should go away Very Happy

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 22:28    Post subject:
gallbladder?


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 22:33    Post subject:
sucks for ya... I hope you'll get better...


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 22:35    Post subject:
waldo, you drunkard, ya fucked up your liver that bad?
i took a few naps on the street the last few weeks too, but i usually tend not to want more alcohol for a few days after a night out. thought that was the same for most others, you're prolly special
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 22:41    Post subject:
penis?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 23:04    Post subject:
i dunno whats wrong with my liver Sad
doc said irregularities
gotta get it checked out
Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 23:32    Post subject:
If the doc said 'irregularities' to me, I'd want to know what the hell it was.
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 23:52    Post subject:
well you know how there's like veins and shit...
rather than being normal size or something
mine was going up and down.... wider and looser
so he's gotta check it out Sad

so i'll know in two weeks....


an update though.... morphine just wore out!!!!
hit me like a rock lol!!!!
fucking hurts sooooooooo much Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Aug 2009 23:57    Post subject:
too many parties waldo


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 00:01    Post subject:
Only party your gonna be having son at this rate is with a dialysis machine.. Maybe its a little too late to change it all by sounds of it.. Im guessing with such harsh organ removals, youve been given the speech of, "pull your shit together now, or you will be dead in a short time"

Organ removals especially important ones tend to give you that extra few years on ones life, but usually means your for the chop anyhow, ur just stalling the grim reaper.. Shame life is such a delicate thing to of abused it to such an extent is beyond comprehension...

All the best..
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 00:04    Post subject:
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an update though.... morphine just wore out!!!!
hit me like a rock lol!!!!
fucking hurts sooooooooo much Crying or Very sad

do another one and go to sleep?
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 00:21    Post subject:
no problem, you have 2 livers...

Ooh shit, no, that were kidneys... too bad


good luck though, although i tend to not feel any pity if you are partially responsible for medial problems because of your way of living....
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 00:43    Post subject:
I just had my gall bladder removed Very Happy
doc things the liver issue is caused by the gall stones
Very Happy i pRTY once a month

and i got codeine type stuff
no morpbine Sad
i can only take 2 tops every 4 hrs Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 01:52    Post subject:
hmm according to some sites you will have no problems with that. I always thought the gal bladder was necessary for bile storage and digestion, but apparently it is only a secondary storage tube.

Well, good for you:
http://www.geocities.com/hotsprings/2839/gallmail.html
Man, a geocities site, oldschool!

But according to wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholecystectomy
you might develop chronic diarea :/
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 02:25    Post subject:
Get well soon m8
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 02:35    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
hmm according to some sites you will have no problems with that. I always thought the gal bladder was necessary for bile storage and digestion, but apparently it is only a secondary storage tube.

Well, good for you:
http://www.geocities.com/hotsprings/2839/gallmail.html
Man, a geocities site, oldschool!

But according to wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholecystectomy
you might develop chronic diarea :/


i know Sad there's a lot of side effects Sad
i can't do anything big for at least 4 weeks Sad

i might lose a lot of weight in the first couple weeks Very Happy
which is awsum Very Happy

diarhea is all nice and all Very Happy
im on pain killers that made me constipated Very Happy
so ummm imma shit myself in 2 days Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 03:39    Post subject:
My poor Waldo! I am sure it is going to be ok. Don't listen to the shitheads
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 04:32    Post subject:
I dont know if this is too late to use in your case... Confused

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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 05:39    Post subject:
a bit too late

thanks pistol Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 08:24    Post subject:
Daamn boy.
Maybe that'll teach you a lesson to take better care of your body?
I mean, I ain't living all that healthy but I haven't fucked up my body that bad Very Happy
Hope it'll somehow work out good for you.
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 11:29    Post subject:
shut up Very Happy i ain't dying!
Very Happy

i don't even live that much of an extravagant life Laughing
sure i'll have some weeks where i can drink daily
or some weekends where i can't even see straight
or something here and there

but it's not every weekend or every weekday Very Happy

stop making me feel bad people! gaah!
liver thing isn't from drinking!
it could be cancerous Sad
which ummm is hereditary and stuff...
and was mostly caused by gallstones and gallbladder bs Smile

just like they thought i have hep b and c when they took my blood while my gallbladder was inflated Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Aug 2009 14:50    Post subject:
nah I think I'll just dump him in a cremator and take all the money Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Aug 2009 02:23    Post subject:
lol Razz
pain killers are just for muscle pains and shit from being bent and filled with gas for the organ removal thing Sad

i can walk now Very Happy and be all yaay Very Happy
monday i'm making an appointment about the liver things the found in the mri
and i'll find that out in 2 weeks Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Aug 2009 16:31    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
hmm according to some sites you will have no problems with that. I always thought the gal bladder was necessary for bile storage and digestion, but apparently it is only a secondary storage tube.


Actually it's the primary storage organ considering it's the only one.

He'll have lots of problems if he eats any meal containing large amounts of fat considering he only has a trickle of bile, rather then a small reservoir waiting for release. Including indigestion, stomach cramps, pyrosis and acute diarrhea. In fact, depending on how healthy his liver is, he might get these symptoms from consuming just a small amount of saturated fat, as little as 10 grams of cheese could trigger the symptoms.

Any time he drinks a significant amount he'll suffer from severe gastritis, since he can't emulsify the fats required to metabolise the alcohol.

Your whole lifestyle is going to change Waldo, good luck!


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Aug 2009 16:48    Post subject:
well - you have to change your drug of choice in the future it seems...

good luck, hope it´s nothing serious with your liver.
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 04:49    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:

diarhea is all nice and all Very Happy
im on pain killers that made me constipated Very Happy
so ummm imma shit myself in 2 days Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Aug 2009 06:26    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Actually it's the primary storage organ considering it's the only one.

He'll have lots of problems if he eats any meal containing large amounts of fat considering he only has a trickle of bile, rather then a small reservoir waiting for release. Including indigestion, stomach cramps, pyrosis and acute diarrhea. In fact, depending on how healthy his liver is, he might get these symptoms from consuming just a small amount of saturated fat, as little as 10 grams of cheese could trigger the symptoms.

Any time he drinks a significant amount he'll suffer from severe gastritis, since he can't emulsify the fats required to metabolise the alcohol.

Your whole lifestyle is going to change Waldo, good luck!


wait what?!!??! I haven't had any carbonated drinks since the operation. regular vitamin water, water, and ice tea Sad if i drink coke or pepsi it'll kill my stomach? wtf??!?!!?

fuck Sad i had asian food today Crying or Very sad


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