Funny old news article about a drunken rampage
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inz




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 18:27    Post subject: Funny old news article about a drunken rampage
Ah, the unsung heroes... Found an old scanned article about one drunk man's achievements in one night, but since it's in finnish I'll paraphrase here:


  • The whole thing started right after the local bars had closed (earlier he had already stolen a wallet from some woman).

  • He started to go home, on foot, but was first delayed by a graveyard where he kicked down roughly 20 tombstones.

  • Next he broke several windows of nearby houses and set a moped that was infront of one of the houses on fire. Soon after that he also set three trash dumpsters on fire - a van nearby caught fire from one of them and was destroyed. Before leaving, he also set fire on a baby carriage in the nearby kindergarten.

  • Then, he moved on to a home for the deaf and using a plastic bag for a mask (lol! Laughing), he beat up a nightguard with a wooden stick, broke everything down and demanded medicine from the night nurse.

  • The nurse escaped to safety behind a locked door and managed to call the police, but before they arrived to the scene, an ambulance got there. However, the guy had gone to hide in the bushes, and while the ambulance crew went inside, he stole the ambulance.

  • He drove around with the ambulance for half an hour until he broke that as well, and after that he just called a cab and went home to sleep.



All in all, in just two hours he had managed to cause several thousand euros worth of damage and lots of police patrols after him - what a guy. Very Happy
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lhzr




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 18:55    Post subject: Re: Funny old news article about a drunken rampage
inz wrote:
he beat up a nightguard with a wooden stick, broke everything down and demanded medicine from the night nurse.

while the ambulance crew went inside, he stole the ambulance.

ahahaahahah Crying or Very sad that's a real man's man Cool
wish i could brag about crap like this, but mostly i just end up face down on the ground in front of some bar Embarassed
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Newty182




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 19:12    Post subject:
Sounds like a normal night out in the UK.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Aug 2009 20:29    Post subject:
Laughing

As long as no one was seriously hurt, its funny Laughing

The ambulance thing is classic tho Laughing Like stealing a police car....incredibly pointless. They are all low-jacked and remote kill switches...lol

Gotta love some people. I've done some really stupid shit while drunk (yes, set fire some some shit back in the day, never a house or anything that could hurt someone tho...I'm an idiot) but fuck...an ambulance Laughing


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