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Cohen
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SycoShaman
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She's a germaphobe?
Why would your dad date a germ freak? I HATE those people.
"OMG, I touched a door handle!!!! I'm gunna get the black plague!!"...like seriously, wtf is that?
Germs are everywhere. Hell, bacteria lives on ppl, all the time. Its in the air, in food etc
Thats why we have immune systems.
I've always wonder how germaphobes have sex.
You know who Howie Mandel is right? The guy is an extreme germaphobe. Any time he shakes someone's hand, he busts out a bottle of that anti bacterial crap they have all over hospitals and doctor offices and uses it.
How does he fuck his wife? Does he like saran wrap his cock after he puts a condom on and then one of those clean suits they use in Labs? And then bathe in anti-bacterial goo afterward? Does he hose down his wife before they have sex?
And what happens if his wife gives him head? Does he spend an hour scrubbing his cock with fuckin turpentine or some shit?
Doesn't make sense to me if your a germaphobe and have kids or date. You know how many germs and bacteria is transmitted through a simple kiss? The mouth is a breeding ground for bacteria.
Those people are completely fuckin stupid to me. Like really, I find them ridiculous. Afraid to touch a door knob.....ridiculous.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 04:12 Post subject: |
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| Anticasper wrote: | Excellent for keeping the house clean though.  |
 True
I'd fuck with her and like sneeze on my hand and then go hug her or always "accidentally" spill shit on tables/counters.
And I would get shit faced and puked in like the sink or something so it has to be clean and washed knowing she's scared of the evil germs lol |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 06:08 Post subject: |
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she's not a germophobe. ppl with ocd cleaning shit were most likely harassed by parents as kids and had to clean non stop and it stuck and therefore she has to clean non stop. if she were a germophobe cleaning would be the last thing on her mind. other people would have to clean shit for her and what not.
if she has ocd... ocd is common these days.
gem... just go over to your pops and get to know her. simple. let him know you don't fancy her but you'll give her a shot. spend a weekend over and what not. you may be antisocial but it's still family. regardless who your father is seeing, you should at least put the effort into seeing how he is and how he's being treated. it's not really going to kill you to see her or him. or even talking to 16 year olds...
you may hate her and shit, but fuck it... maybe she's a good cook or something. and if your pop is happy, let it be.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 06:59 Post subject: |
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Just don,t eat any apples she may offer you, especially shiny red ones!
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 07:46 Post subject: |
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| Reg67 wrote: | | Just don,t eat any apples she may offer you, especially shiny red ones! |
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 22:09 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Jul 2009 22:34 Post subject: |
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Wgem, go play happy families and fuck both daughters. done
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fraich3
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Jul 2009 00:12 Post subject: |
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Twins!
"Zipfero is the biggest fucking golddigger ever" - Mutantius
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Jul 2009 00:39 Post subject: |
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isn't supposed to be "time has COME"?
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Jul 2009 01:13 Post subject: |
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this time time had an orgasm with 2 16yo's
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Jul 2009 01:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Jul 2009 09:34 Post subject: |
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| FireMaster wrote: | | isn't supposed to be "time has COME"? |
I wanted to ask the same question yesterday, but I thought that would be too much of a grammar nazi
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Wed, 8th Jul 2009 19:10 Post subject: |
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Go over and visit your dad, do something with him, who care about the stepmom as long as your dad is happy right. You don't have to bother with the 2 girls anyway. I bet they want nothing to do with you either.
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