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inz

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Posted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 01:54 Post subject: Shanghai sperm bank - where the nurses give you a hand	Quick Quote Quote

http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/ First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness. Geez you get paid for it too?!? Shame it's about the farthest place on earth from where I live.

Cohen

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Posted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 03:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Holy shit thats the most amazing thing ive ever heard. They may just put all the hookers in shanghai out of business Why pay $100 for a hooker fuck when you can go get up to 3 handjobs from a nurse for $30 troll detected by SiN

Cohen

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Posted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 03:15 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

ROFL!!!! double post I know but LOL! I cant stop this is amazing. troll detected by SiN

VGAdeadcafe

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Posted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 03:37 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Gee, they really do need the sperm, don't they ?

SycoShaman
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Posted: Sat, 4th Jul 2009 05:53 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

They really need sperm donors in China? Fuck, the country already has tons of people....1,306,313,812 to be exact as of 2009 (I googled it). And so many people are living in poverty in China....do they really need more people? Still, I would donate sperm every week if I got paid AND a handjob. Fuck.....thats a great system lol And I thought Rub & Tugs were good....lol

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