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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 00:25    Post subject:
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 00:25    Post subject:
Yondaime wrote:
kalato wrote:
Have you spat in her face yet?


That always works!
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 00:45    Post subject:
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kazemaky




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 00:53    Post subject:
um this thread is hilarious. Everyone tries to give advice, but timechange ignores everything and uses this topic more like a blog or something.


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madmax17




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 08:12    Post subject:
Just ...... fuckin' ........ ask, write this on a piece of paper and say it: "Do you have a boyfriend" "Wanna go to the movies with me".

Fuck me, it isn't exactly rocket science Rolling Eyes just see it as a challenge, a mountain you must climb Laughing
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 10:25    Post subject:
kazemaky wrote:
um this thread is hilarious. Everyone tries to give advice, but timechange ignores everything and uses this topic more like a blog or something.

Very true!!
@TIME why the f**k dont you listen to any1? ur ignoring everyone, so whats the point posting on here, if ur not going to listen!!! fuck me ur annoying, ur lucky your a yank and not british, as i would slap u silly
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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 10:42    Post subject:
time: do you realize that all the stupid excuses you come up with to talk to her
a) lead nowhere
b) will make you look stupid as soon as nicole realizes that you did all that just to get in contact

forget about making plans... just do something.

and please tell us why don't you listen to us? I mean you expect us to listen to all of your bullshit (sorry but bullshit it is til now) and don't even comment on anything we say.
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 11:09    Post subject:
Pro tip: Stop making these fucking threads.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 12:26    Post subject:
EZTOF wrote:
time: do you realize that all the stupid excuses you come up with to talk to her
a) lead nowhere
b) will make you look stupid as soon as nicole realizes that you did all that just to get in contact

forget about making plans... just do something.

and please tell us why don't you listen to us? I mean you expect us to listen to all of your bullshit (sorry but bullshit it is til now) and don't even comment on anything we say.


Yay! Very Happy


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Rage




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 20:23    Post subject:
How about we get a mod in here, especially for this retard, to keep deleting every bullshit thread he makes.

That way we can all live our happy pirate lives without having to wade through 30 pages of fuck-all bullshit, and wanting to punch the faggot in the face through the monitor.

Or i can just ignore him. But what fun would that be?


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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 20:29    Post subject:
tho I don't understand this guys problems I like to read thru his stuff.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 20:47    Post subject:
I don't because, from what I've read, he acts like a girl, not a man... The fact that he shares this with the net is that much worse. He should be on ED or sth like that...


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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kalato




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:09    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
I took a picture of her!! with my phone Very Happy

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Never trust a chick (or can I say chick) with a cap on Wink Oh and what you doing taking a picture of her on your phone without her knowing? Isnt that stalking? I'm calling the cops.
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:13    Post subject:
That picture is useless lol, next time set the timer on it and drop it under her skirt please. thanks..
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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:25    Post subject:
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Rage




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:35    Post subject:
He made a chart. Sad Laughing

Everytime i read one of these posts i cant stop but think 'Is he for real?'
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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:41    Post subject:
oke... can you specifically answer few questions like:

a) why do you always describe those situations mentioning every fucking detail?

b) don't you think it's even more emberassing coming up with a made up reason day by day just to talk to her for a few minutes instead of just asking her out or something?

c) what do you expect when you got her facebook?

d) how old are you?

e) have you ever been in a relationship before?

f) do you have a psp?
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Karmeck




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 21:56    Post subject:
D) 23

E) NO


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bushwacka




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 22:13    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:

blablabla
*chld drawing*
blah blah

fuck this, it's exactly going nowhere.

if you really are too afraid to talk to her, maybe you really should go back to your old plan and write notes to her, slip them in between the papers you're giving to her or something like that (just try not to instantly blurt out some creepy love shit, start off with some funny stuff).
yes, it's pathetic. damn pathetic and it won't do anything for your mental growth. but hey - it's still better than pissing your pants, mindwanking in this thread for weeks and doing exactly nothing in the end.
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Karmeck




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 22:34    Post subject:
All nay sayers GTFO, this is fun to read. Don't like it, don't come here.


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EZTOF




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 22:41    Post subject:
+1
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xyzg




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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Jun 2009 23:23    Post subject:
Im waiting for the point in all these threads where timechange, after failing dramatically to get his leg over any of the fore mentioned girls, realises he was actually homosexual all along.
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 00:11    Post subject:
xTerro wrote:
He made a chart. Sad Laughing

first thought...

Karmeck wrote:
All nay sayers GTFO, this is fun to read. Don't like it, don't come here.

Came soon after reading some other posts Very Happy
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WankStaiNuK




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 01:00    Post subject:
xTerro wrote:
He made a chart. Sad Laughing

Everytime i read one of these posts i cant stop but think 'Is he for real?'


hahahahhaha, after seeing the chart shit , him taking photo when shes not looking, thinking of excuses just to get 1 min conversation out of her, thats fucking ridiculous. if ur that much of a faggot, who doesnt listen to any cunt giving u advice, then i suggest u seriously go and get help in a retard hospital, or just slip her a fucking note if you havnt got the balls to just come out with it and ask her out, as she will be seeing what your doing aswell,which will freak her out, not all women are stupid, believe it or not, she will suss ur games out. Just send her a fucking note saying ur 2 fucking gay to ask her out , serioulsy, sort ur shit out, fucking ridiculous, its peeps like u given the yanks a bad name, haha Very Happy Mad
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 01:18    Post subject:
WankStaiNuK wrote:
xTerro wrote:
He made a chart. Sad Laughing

Everytime i read one of these posts i cant stop but think 'Is he for real?'


hahahahhaha, after seeing the chart shit , him taking photo when shes not looking, thinking of excuses just to get 1 min conversation out of her, thats fucking ridiculous. if ur that much of a faggot, who doesnt listen to any cunt giving u advice, then i suggest u seriously go and get help in a retard hospital, or just slip her a fucking note if you havnt got the balls to just come out with it and ask her out, as she will be seeing what your doing aswell,which will freak her out, not all women are stupid, believe it or not, she will suss ur games out. Just send her a fucking note saying ur 2 fucking gay to ask her out , serioulsy, sort ur shit out, fucking ridiculous, its peeps like u given the yanks a bad name, haha Very Happy Mad


way to be useless
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timechange01
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 22:49    Post subject:
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 22:59    Post subject:
timechange01 wrote:
And no Im not gonna put notes in her bag. And I cant come out and just ask her about her boyfriend and stuff ESPECIALLY if erica is sittin beside me.


Yes, because that wouldn't be normal o.O Rolling Eyes


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Scott Aaronson
chiv wrote:
thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 23:01    Post subject:
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_zet




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 23:31    Post subject:
so what you're saying is you have until the 8th to get a three way with this girl and erica? *ponders* you know this would make a great teen/summer/comedy movie
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CookieCrumb




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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Jun 2009 23:36    Post subject:
So she used to wear glasses and now she doesn't?
Ever thought about talking to her about that? O.o
Like "hey, didn't you wear glasses?" Casual conversation struck! take it from there boy...

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lol I need to sit with nicky and away from erica somehow without making it obvious that i like nicky.

and again the question is "why would it be so bad if she knew you liked her?"
liking her still doesn't mean you wanna rip off her pants in public...
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