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djeez, wtf is up with this...
so my ex GF, havent heard something in 2 years or so.
So yesterday she starts talking to me on FB about how she is living with her new bf, she wants a kiddo, blabablablabla, i barely reply with 'huh', 'ok'
So this afternoon i get a phone message, following conversation starts, each line is a separate message
"how are you,xxx"
-"fine, why u asking"
"just checking"
"i miss you"
" "
"i feel like a desperate housewife"
-"If you looked like eva longoria, i'd come by and entertain the housewife"
"I am bored"
"That's unfair, she s a model"
-"You can be my model anytime blondie"
"I am bored"
"You still like blondes?"
-"If you are really bored, you can always come by if you want to, you know where I live"
"And what shall we do then?"
What to reply? "FYITB?" that would be epic trolol 
I am no retard, if this was some other girl, i'd be at her house by now with a bottle of wine and some beers and a movie "to watch a movie". But this makes no sense, it feels like a trap of some sort. But I cannot be trapped, as I am single, so I don't understand this. This is quite direct, no? and hinting at me replying some specific shit. Especially since she was talking about kids and her hubby the day before...
Maybe it is some kind of chick logic... Ignore her long enough and they start missing you..
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:41 Post subject: |
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She got probably scared by the seriousness of the relationship she's currently in. An it's a fact, that any woman, single or not, loves to be reassured, loves to know she has an option and is found sexy, and could get a lay fast. Doesn't mean she'll go through with it, but after a few years worth of experience, I am simply amazed at how easy it is to score a girl in a relationship.
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:46 Post subject: |
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wtf is that iconized. Green is good, red is bad, i am so far... please enlighten me sir!
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spankie
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 18:01 Post subject: |
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bros before hoes, dude!
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 18:07 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:19 Post subject: |
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fuck her in the mouth 
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:23 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:27 Post subject: |
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| Radicalus wrote: | | An it's a fact, that any woman, single or not, loves to be reassured, |
i'm a woman and everyone who "reassures" me for no reason gets smacked in the face or looked at suspiciously. |
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:36 Post subject: |
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I guess that is why I only reassure women who show signs that they are very insecure about certain things.
Say to a woman who knows she is a beauty, your breasts are lovely. SMACK
Your ass looks great. SMACK
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 22:44 Post subject: |
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Living with her BF, Texting an Ex for Sex etc, its straight bitchy but it could be an ugly trap. She lives with her BF, that could cause a problem, you would be entangled in a mess very easily, is it worth it to walk back into an Ex (shes an ex for a reason no?) and probably get found and have a fight, get killed etc?
I prefer to find some NEW puss, no old plates for me, no sir. Specially not if they have Danger & Nuts written all over it.
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| Posted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 23:06 Post subject: |
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you are all missing what is really happening here,,,
she is already pregnant, the guy is either fucking around behind her back, she knows this has not split up with him yet over it, or he has already fucked off.
She could well be wanting a shag knowing she is about to be a single parent and in so making you think you are the daddy as she said to you "were thinking of having a kid" to you that meant nothing has happened yet..
typical shitty woe-man sneakyness
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 00:05 Post subject: |
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| moosenoodles wrote: | you are all missing what is really happening here,,,
she is already pregnant, D |
Agree here!! Watch out!
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 07:53 Post subject: |
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She sounds fucked up. Don't let her drama fuck up your karma.
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 08:53 Post subject: |
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I think you need to grow some balls and tell her to fuck off.
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 11:47 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 11:52 Post subject: |
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Yeah, what's wrong in a quick fuck for old times sake?
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 13:23 Post subject: |
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The huge neon signs that say "DANGER, UNSTABLE"
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 18:31 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 20:21 Post subject: |
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more desperate than a housewife..
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