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spankie
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:33    Post subject: aargh bitches
djeez, wtf is up with this...

so my ex GF, havent heard something in 2 years or so.

So yesterday she starts talking to me on FB about how she is living with her new bf, she wants a kiddo, blabablablabla, i barely reply with 'huh', 'ok'

So this afternoon i get a phone message, following conversation starts, each line is a separate message

"how are you,xxx"
-"fine, why u asking"
"just checking"
"i miss you"
"Smile"
"i feel like a desperate housewife"
-"If you looked like eva longoria, i'd come by and entertain the housewife"
"I am bored"
"That's unfair, she s a model"
-"You can be my model anytime blondie"
"I am bored"
"You still like blondes?"
-"If you are really bored, you can always come by if you want to, you know where I live"
"And what shall we do then?"

What to reply? "FYITB?" that would be epic trolol Laughing Laughing

I am no retard, if this was some other girl, i'd be at her house by now with a bottle of wine and some beers and a movie "to watch a movie". But this makes no sense, it feels like a trap of some sort. But I cannot be trapped, as I am single, so I don't understand this. This is quite direct, no? and hinting at me replying some specific shit. Especially since she was talking about kids and her hubby the day before...

Maybe it is some kind of chick logic... Ignore her long enough and they start missing you.. Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:41    Post subject:
She got probably scared by the seriousness of the relationship she's currently in. An it's a fact, that any woman, single or not, loves to be reassured, loves to know she has an option and is found sexy, and could get a lay fast. Doesn't mean she'll go through with it, but after a few years worth of experience, I am simply amazed at how easy it is to score a girl in a relationship.
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:46    Post subject:
wtf is that iconized. Green is good, red is bad, i am so far... please enlighten me sir!
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:48    Post subject:
A wheel of emotions, the metaphor should kick in now. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 17:51    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 18:01    Post subject:
bros before hoes, dude!





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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 18:07    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 19:13    Post subject: Re: aargh bitches
spankie wrote:
she wants a kiddo

"And what shall we do then?"


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 20:18    Post subject:
hhaha, well yeah, that's one of the reasons i am not that eager to put my wiwi inside... Surprised
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:19    Post subject:
fuck her in the mouth Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:23    Post subject:
spankie wrote:
hhaha, well yeah, that's one of the reasons i am not that eager to put my wiwi inside... Surprised


Well just avoid pregnancy Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:27    Post subject:
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An it's a fact, that any woman, single or not, loves to be reassured,


i'm a woman and everyone who "reassures" me for no reason gets smacked in the face or looked at suspiciously. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:31    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 21:36    Post subject:
I guess that is why I only reassure women who show signs that they are very insecure about certain things.

Say to a woman who knows she is a beauty, your breasts are lovely. SMACK
Your ass looks great. SMACK


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 22:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 22:44    Post subject:
Living with her BF, Texting an Ex for Sex etc, its straight bitchy but it could be an ugly trap. She lives with her BF, that could cause a problem, you would be entangled in a mess very easily, is it worth it to walk back into an Ex (shes an ex for a reason no?) and probably get found and have a fight, get killed etc?

I prefer to find some NEW puss, no old plates for me, no sir. Specially not if they have Danger & Nuts written all over it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 23:06    Post subject:
you are all missing what is really happening here,,,

she is already pregnant, the guy is either fucking around behind her back, she knows this has not split up with him yet over it, or he has already fucked off.

She could well be wanting a shag knowing she is about to be a single parent Very Happy and in so making you think you are the daddy as she said to you "were thinking of having a kid" to you that meant nothing has happened yet..

typical shitty woe-man sneakyness Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 23:07    Post subject:
Spankie, I have a girl just like this. If you're an amoral bastard like me you can use her for quick fucks whenever you feel like it Very Happy just make sure you live in a different city, or she will get super clingy and start calling you every day and randomly showing up at your door. You're playing it wrong right now. I'd type more but I'm on an iPhone Sad good luck!


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PostPosted: Wed, 26th Oct 2011 23:35    Post subject:
munkylein wrote:
Radicalus wrote:
An it's a fact, that any woman, single or not, loves to be reassured,


i'm a woman and everyone who "reassures" me for no reason gets smacked in the face or looked at suspiciously. Very Happy


I didn't mean "reassure" I meant reassure. And you say you would smack someone in the face, because he flirts with you (in a friendly non-obnoxious way)? Sorry, my personal experience says otherwise.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 00:05    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
you are all missing what is really happening here,,,
she is already pregnant, D


Agree here!! Watch out!


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 07:53    Post subject:
She sounds fucked up. Don't let her drama fuck up your karma.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 08:53    Post subject:
I think you need to grow some balls and tell her to fuck off.


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 09:20    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
I think you need to grow some balls and tell her to fuck off.


I think he should stop listening to his balls and tell her to fuck off. Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 11:47    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Spankie, I have a girl just like this. If you're an amoral bastard like me you can use her for quick fucks whenever you feel like it Very Happy just make sure you live in a different city, or she will get super clingy and start calling you every day and randomly showing up at your door. You're playing it wrong right now. I'd type more but I'm on an iPhone Sad good luck!


Amoral? That's the most moral thing you can do towards yourself Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 11:52    Post subject:
Yeah, what's wrong in a quick fuck for old times sake?


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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 13:23    Post subject:
The huge neon signs that say "DANGER, UNSTABLE"
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 18:31    Post subject:
she started sending again. She was in computer lesson and excel was too difficult (hah, i know). Then she started asking if i have gf, and whether i missed her or not etc etc. I replied she was a good fuck animal in bed. Then she replied she wasn't THAT good and if i only missed her sexually... Then she apologized for not being that good in bed (which, is total bullcrap, belief me).

So I decided to do a final push. So i replied she sucks like a pro, rides like she's riding a mustang and swallows like a champ. And then she stopped sending. Laughing I wonder what;s going through her mind now... Laughing and she replied 'yeah right' and then 'you know that's not true Sad' and I went like "yeah I know I am a stud, but you weren't that bad either". And she replied 'I was super in bed (btw, Cool but I am sorry i wasn't that good".

Waaauw, I am shocked, really.
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 20:21    Post subject:
more desperate than a housewife..
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PostPosted: Thu, 27th Oct 2011 20:27    Post subject:
Laughing


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