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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:03    Post subject: Retarded dogs
How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?

I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !

Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you .


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:06    Post subject:
bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:07    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se.


I pretty serious when i made this thread and i expect serious replies


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:09    Post subject:
You can always use a taser in your purse. Cool Face





All you gonna hear then from the dogs is "Don't tase me, Baww". Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:09    Post subject:
Let them hump your leg.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:11    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You can always use a taser in your purse. Cool Face

All you gonna hear then from the dogs is "Don't tase me, Baww". Laughing


Yeah i need 4 or five of them and 4 hands .


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:17    Post subject:
stay low and call them

well i have nt tried it i just assume so dont do this at home kid
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:19    Post subject:
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Yeah i need 4 or five of them and 4 hands .

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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:20    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
b0se wrote:
Yeah i need 4 or five of them and 4 hands .



Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:27    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se.


I pretty serious when i made this thread and i expect serious replies



serious replies lol u new here Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:29    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
You can always use a taser in your purse. Cool Face

All you gonna hear then from the dogs is "Don't tase me, Baww". Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:32    Post subject:
BonerUK wrote:
b0se wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se.


I pretty serious when i made this thread and i expect serious replies



serious replies lol u new here Very Happy


go away dude


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:33    Post subject:
b0se wrote:
BonerUK wrote:
b0se wrote:


I pretty serious when i made this thread and i expect serious replies



serious replies lol u new here Very Happy


go away dude


wow grow a sense of humour lol
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:55    Post subject:
Stop trolling bose you know it's the void. There is the general stuff for seriousness. In the void it's all about buttseckings anyone, anywhere, all the time!


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:58    Post subject:
Where do you live? I don't understand how you come into these situations so often? Are you living in a Dog Kennel or what.

If its a problem get a taser.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 16:39    Post subject: Re: Retarded dogs
b0se wrote:
How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?

I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !

Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you .


You would be screwed if it's more than 1 dog.

If it's only one and it attacks you, you should offer the dog your weakest arm to bite (try and cover your arm with clothing if possible), and then use your other arm to seriously injure the dog by pulling it's eyes out, breaking it's legs or anything else you can think of at the time.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 16:48    Post subject: Re: Retarded dogs
Newty182 wrote:
b0se wrote:
How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?

I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !

Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you .


You would be screwed if it's more than 1 dog.

If it's only one and it attacks you, you should offer the dog your weakest arm to bite (try and cover your arm with clothing if possible), and then use your other arm to seriously injure the dog by pulling it's eyes out, breaking it's legs or anything else you can think of at the time.


The dog will not just hang there in one arm while you poke its eyes out though. It will let go and molest the other arm instead (or some other part of your body).

But yeah, if its a chihuahua your odds are better!


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:01    Post subject:
tonizito wrote:


Thats his normal clothing. Can never be too safe!


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:02    Post subject:
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I'd bet, if he wants to, a moderate dog can bite your manhood even with that suit. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:06    Post subject:
iNatan wrote:
I'd bet, if he wants to, a moderate dog can bite your manhood even with that suit. Laughing

Maybe not, seems somewhat more protected under them pants.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:12    Post subject:
Laughing

Even if you cover the arm with a t-shirt, there is still a slight chance to get hurt .

And i dont see myself with the hand covered trying to fetch the dog, and poking his eyes out lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:16    Post subject:
I've found out once that the old trick of quickly crouching down as if to grab a rock worked really well. But it works against those lazy fuckers that run behind you and try to bite. If it's a pack in hunting mode, circling and trying to surround you then you're fucked.

Later I read that the crouching technique isn't related to stones or sticks. The dog sees a big silhouette suddenly hunker down and in it's stupid mind this means you're preparing for a leaping attack. Special forces trainers claim that you can stop a charging rotweiller by doing it.


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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:25    Post subject:
If she wasn't that old, I'd lend you my cat, who's been able to chase away dogs several times in the past using her super effective hair standing on end and aggressive look
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:27    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
I've found out once that the old trick of quickly crouching down as if to grab a rock worked really well. But it works against those lazy fuckers that run behind you and try to bite. If it's a pack in hunting mode, circling and trying to surround you then you're fucked.

Later I read that the crouching technique isn't related to stones or sticks. The dog sees a big silhouette suddenly hunker down and in it's stupid mind this means you're preparing for a leaping attack. Special forces trainers claim that you can stop a charging rotweiller by doing it.


Don't know anything about that. But it sure sounds like a good way to get a dog stuck on your throat. grinhurt


Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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Waargh wrote:
I've found out once that the old trick of quickly crouching down as if to grab a rock worked really well. But it works against those lazy fuckers that run behind you and try to bite. If it's a pack in hunting mode, circling and trying to surround you then you're fucked.

Later I read that the crouching technique isn't related to stones or sticks. The dog sees a big silhouette suddenly hunker down and in it's stupid mind this means you're preparing for a leaping attack. Special forces trainers claim that you can stop a charging rotweiller by doing it.


Don't know anything about that. But it sure sounds like a good way to get a dog stuck on your throat. grinhurt


If I was being attacked by a pack of dogs, I'd PRAY for a quick throat attack... I'd rather them tear my throat out in one go, then slowly be eaten alive Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 17:38    Post subject:
With dogs it's all about body language and remaining calm. If you appear fearful to the dogs they will do as they please. If you make yourself appear to be the alpha and show no fear towards them they will usually be put off enought that they won't hurt you.

imo that is
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