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How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?
I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !
Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you .
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WaldoJ
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bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se.
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b0se
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:07 Post subject: |
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| WaldoJ wrote: | bite the fucker back then fuck her in the butt.
show them who's b0se. |
I pretty serious when i made this thread and i expect serious replies
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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You can always use a taser in your purse. 
All you gonna hear then from the dogs is "Don't tase me, Baww". 
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Let them hump your leg.
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:17 Post subject: |
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stay low and call them
well i have nt tried it i just assume so dont do this at home kid
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| b0se wrote: | | Yeah i need 4 or five of them and 4 hands . |
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fire extinguisher
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Stop trolling bose you know it's the void. There is the general stuff for seriousness. In the void it's all about buttseckings anyone, anywhere, all the time!
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 14:58 Post subject: |
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Where do you live? I don't understand how you come into these situations so often? Are you living in a Dog Kennel or what.
If its a problem get a taser.
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 16:39 Post subject: Re: Retarded dogs |
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| b0se wrote: | How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?
I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !
Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you . |
You would be screwed if it's more than 1 dog.
If it's only one and it attacks you, you should offer the dog your weakest arm to bite (try and cover your arm with clothing if possible), and then use your other arm to seriously injure the dog by pulling it's eyes out, breaking it's legs or anything else you can think of at the time.
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| Posted: Wed, 13th Oct 2010 16:48 Post subject: Re: Retarded dogs |
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| Newty182 wrote: | | b0se wrote: | How the fuck do your protect yourself against 3-4-5 dogs ?
I came across this situation several times but didnt got bitten, so far !
Battery charged shit that makes high freq sounds doesnt work when that fucker wants to bite you . |
You would be screwed if it's more than 1 dog.
If it's only one and it attacks you, you should offer the dog your weakest arm to bite (try and cover your arm with clothing if possible), and then use your other arm to seriously injure the dog by pulling it's eyes out, breaking it's legs or anything else you can think of at the time. |
The dog will not just hang there in one arm while you poke its eyes out though. It will let go and molest the other arm instead (or some other part of your body).
But yeah, if its a chihuahua your odds are better!
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
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| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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I'd bet, if he wants to, a moderate dog can bite your manhood even with that suit. |
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| iNatan wrote: | | I'd bet, if he wants to, a moderate dog can bite your manhood even with that suit. |
Maybe not, seems somewhat more protected under them pants. 
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I've found out once that the old trick of quickly crouching down as if to grab a rock worked really well. But it works against those lazy fuckers that run behind you and try to bite. If it's a pack in hunting mode, circling and trying to surround you then you're fucked.
Later I read that the crouching technique isn't related to stones or sticks. The dog sees a big silhouette suddenly hunker down and in it's stupid mind this means you're preparing for a leaping attack. Special forces trainers claim that you can stop a charging rotweiller by doing it.
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If she wasn't that old, I'd lend you my cat, who's been able to chase away dogs several times in the past using her super effective hair standing on end and aggressive look
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With dogs it's all about body language and remaining calm. If you appear fearful to the dogs they will do as they please. If you make yourself appear to be the alpha and show no fear towards them they will usually be put off enought that they won't hurt you.
imo that is
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