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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:19    Post subject: The Bible Online
lol wut Laughing

Beta is open now! Surprised



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recapture




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b0se
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:31    Post subject:
yeah look at the colours


[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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maul_inc




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:31    Post subject:
HAHA! I will play this if I can be the Devil Very Happy


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Wahad




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:32    Post subject:
Ahahaha I lol'd hard!!! Smile
Can't belive what people making these days....


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The_Leaf




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:43    Post subject:
recapture wrote:
has it got anything to do with bible? lol


Nope, since it's not a fantasy rpg Cool Face
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shadow_D




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:55    Post subject:
Actually, the Bible has alot of interesting stories. Not religious myself, but if you look that the "good" book with fiction-eyes, it's interesting to read. I also think that if there would be a company that would try hard, one could do a good and exciting game with some Bible-story as a base. I mean, the Bible isn't really PG-13.

The Bible-games that exists today are awful. Probably because the developers are christians first and gamemakers 2nd...maybe even 3d...
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Overlord123




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:26    Post subject:
The_Leaf wrote:
recapture wrote:
has it got anything to do with bible? lol


Nope, since it's not a fantasy rpg Cool Face


Haha, good one. Laughing

Here is the link:
http://thebible-onlinegame.com/
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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:30    Post subject:
Stuck on last level.....

It says I have to have my son go back to the planet and save/kill everyone with four horsemen. I've got three ready to go, but the forth one was eaten by dinosaurs....

So I'm stuck, and nothing is happening, in fact....all the population is starting to turn onto me and realize that I was lying to them all along. Good thing all my Church buildings/schools don't have to pay property tax.
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RainyDay




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:31    Post subject:
The Bible Online: Heroes (of might and magic)

oo sounds nice, any rpg elements ? grinhurt Can i hurl my Armageddon spell on those heretics?

Can i train black dragons Very Happy ?

drool


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:32    Post subject:
looool

"The Bible Online"

What marketing genius came up with that ? Maybe the pope will ask for royalties.
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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:36    Post subject:
Oh no, I've got to find a way to get back to the civilization quick

The people I left behind to carry out my message started molesting small children.

EDIT: Oh its worse than before, turns out instead of molesting small children, they are focusing solely on small boys, gross.
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crossmr




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:38    Post subject:
the bible is just a setting. It's just a reskinned web game from the looks of it.


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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:43    Post subject:
Started a new game, need a little help:

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Also, does anyone know where to get the recipe for turning water into wine or two fish into enough bread to feed an angry crowd?
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madness




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:46    Post subject:
is the God Mode on by default in this game ? Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:51    Post subject:
I try to enable God mode but it gives a "God not found" error.
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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:56    Post subject:
FOR FUCKS SAKE, how can I be expected to bury all of these dinosaur bones AND save the world?

I'm already at level 18, (33 is the cap Cool Face)
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:12    Post subject:
People seem to be incredibly interested in this brilliant concept Laughing

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..but I imagine it's because the nuts at the christianforums haven't discovered it yet.
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Xenthalon




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:12    Post subject:
On my second playthrough I chose the holy spirit as my main char... shit is boring as fuck, after a couple of thousand ingame years I finally got to impregnate some woman, now there is again nothing to do but to follow them around and watch the brat I fathered. Apparently I will get to tear up some temples later on though, once my offspring dies that is.
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:25    Post subject:
Yeah, the holy spirit is probably the most boring character of the whole bible, just like Helen Lovejoy or Meg from Family Guy. Laughing
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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:32    Post subject:
Can anyone help me find a "good" samaritan? All the ones I find are really quite rude.....
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:53    Post subject:
I'll wait for the Old Testament expansion pack before trying this. Embarassed


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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:26    Post subject:
Nvidia is doing water physx for parting of sea,anyone with an ati card goes back to slavery Smile
However fps is so bad that it adds another 40 years to fully part.
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:38    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:53    Post subject:
Well Jesus dies no ? Still some bitch use the resurrection spell on him ? Sad
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RainyDay




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:57    Post subject:
xExtreme wrote:
Well Jesus dies no ?


duh, spoilers please ! I am not yet at that part :[


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xExtreme




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:59    Post subject:
Oh fuck, my bad Laughing
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LuckyStrike




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 20:46    Post subject:
Looks good, never played any strategy-building sim in that setting.

Good GOD i dont have any mental handicap that forbids me to play whatever i want... Smug
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Sin317
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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 21:58    Post subject:
Brutal mode is playing the devil. So you are basicly this uber powerful evil demonic being who lives in the eternal darkness and suffering that is hell and you rule over the world, yet your only "powers" are trying to manipulate people by lying to them and sometimes enter into the body of fragile childs or close to dead elder people ...
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jackasshole




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PostPosted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 22:26    Post subject:
Wait WHAT? BRUTAL MODE!?!?!?

How can there be TWO different modes of gameplay.....?!?!? IT DOESN'T FIT THE STORYLINE

EDIT: Seems that Brutal Mode only becomes available after you create an angel that becomes corrupt, then you send them to hell for eternity.

EDIT, EDIT: If you decide not to create the corrupt angel, the game gets pretty boring and repetitive. Nobody sins, and nobody goes to hell.
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