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LeoNatan
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:22 Post subject: |
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has it got anything to do with bible? lol
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b0se
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:31 Post subject: |
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yeah look at the colours
[spoiler][quote="SteamDRM"]i've bought mohw :derp: / FPS of the year! [/quote]
[quote="SteamDRM"][quote="b0se"]BLACK OPS GOTY[/quote]
No.[/quote][/spoiler]
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Wahad
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 16:55 Post subject: |
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Actually, the Bible has alot of interesting stories. Not religious myself, but if you look that the "good" book with fiction-eyes, it's interesting to read. I also think that if there would be a company that would try hard, one could do a good and exciting game with some Bible-story as a base. I mean, the Bible isn't really PG-13.
The Bible-games that exists today are awful. Probably because the developers are christians first and gamemakers 2nd...maybe even 3d...
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:30 Post subject: |
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Stuck on last level.....
It says I have to have my son go back to the planet and save/kill everyone with four horsemen. I've got three ready to go, but the forth one was eaten by dinosaurs....
So I'm stuck, and nothing is happening, in fact....all the population is starting to turn onto me and realize that I was lying to them all along. Good thing all my Church buildings/schools don't have to pay property tax.
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:32 Post subject: |
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looool
"The Bible Online"
What marketing genius came up with that ? Maybe the pope will ask for royalties.
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:36 Post subject: |
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Oh no, I've got to find a way to get back to the civilization quick
The people I left behind to carry out my message started molesting small children.
EDIT: Oh its worse than before, turns out instead of molesting small children, they are focusing solely on small boys, gross.
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crossmr
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:38 Post subject: |
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the bible is just a setting. It's just a reskinned web game from the looks of it.
intel ultra 7 265k, 64gb ram, 3070
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:43 Post subject: |
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Started a new game, need a little help:
 Spoiler: | So I'm fairly early into the game, and I got a quest to kick over the tables in my fathers house of worship. I go to kick the tables over and choose "yes" then the game crashes and I get a "jesus shouldn't be kicking things, turn the other cheek" error. |
Also, does anyone know where to get the recipe for turning water into wine or two fish into enough bread to feed an angry crowd?
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 17:51 Post subject: |
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I try to enable God mode but it gives a "God not found" error.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:12 Post subject: |
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On my second playthrough I chose the holy spirit as my main char... shit is boring as fuck, after a couple of thousand ingame years I finally got to impregnate some woman, now there is again nothing to do but to follow them around and watch the brat I fathered. Apparently I will get to tear up some temples later on though, once my offspring dies that is.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:25 Post subject: |
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Yeah, the holy spirit is probably the most boring character of the whole bible, just like Helen Lovejoy or Meg from Family Guy. 
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:32 Post subject: |
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Can anyone help me find a "good" samaritan? All the ones I find are really quite rude.....
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tonizito
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 18:53 Post subject: |
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I'll wait for the Old Testament expansion pack before trying this. 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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garus
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snip
Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:29; edited 1 time in total
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xExtreme
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 19:57 Post subject: |
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| xExtreme wrote: | | Well Jesus dies no ? |
duh, spoilers please ! I am not yet at that part :[
Per aspera ad astra
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LuckyStrike
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Sin317
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Brutal mode is playing the devil. So you are basicly this uber powerful evil demonic being who lives in the eternal darkness and suffering that is hell and you rule over the world, yet your only "powers" are trying to manipulate people by lying to them and sometimes enter into the body of fragile childs or close to dead elder people ...
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| Posted: Fri, 27th Aug 2010 22:26 Post subject: |
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Wait WHAT? BRUTAL MODE!?!?!?
How can there be TWO different modes of gameplay.....?!?!? IT DOESN'T FIT THE STORYLINE
EDIT: Seems that Brutal Mode only becomes available after you create an angel that becomes corrupt, then you send them to hell for eternity.
EDIT, EDIT: If you decide not to create the corrupt angel, the game gets pretty boring and repetitive. Nobody sins, and nobody goes to hell.
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Can i hurl my Armageddon spell on those heretics?
