The green giant (gardener's thread)
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HubU
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 20:30    Post subject: The green giant (gardener's thread)
Sup boyos?
Is anybody here growing any kind of crops?

I'm using, as a belgian, my legal right to have two weed plants growing to become a "horticultist".
Results are showing by the day!
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My main man. Growing stronger every day.

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She's still a bit shy, but her roots are from the Insanium Galaxy.

I'm using weed to try and maintain and successfully grow a fruit-bearing plant.
I'm gonna try and plant other type of stuff (strawberries, grapes, tomatos, oignons, garlic, leek, etc...) depending on the season, since I have quite the full, unobscured southern sunlight.

Please give protips, or share your own gardening experience!
Cheers :>


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 20:45    Post subject:
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Drugs are bad for your addiction.




If occasionally smoking home-grown weed is wrong, I don't wanna be right.


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 20:50    Post subject:
Another weed topic I was hoping for a real garden thread for once
I grow some actual food

Tomatoes, broccoli, sweetcorn, cucumbers, watermelons, sugar melon, grapes, chinese cabbage, beans, paprika, chillies, potatoes, salads, parsley, rhubarb and chives
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 21:00    Post subject:
Hopefully you mean your main gal/girl/woman/female. Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 21:06    Post subject:
TiHKAL wrote:
Hopefully you mean your main gal/girl/woman/female. Smile

With his green thumb.


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 21:41    Post subject:
Some older photos

Salad (all harvested already)
http://i.imgur.com/i6AOoZC.jpg

Cherries and Red Currant (all harvested already)
http://i.imgur.com/FGz6p2g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RtGkZ6p.jpg

Rhubarb
http://i.imgur.com/35kGtft.jpg

Young Watermelons (they are big now and over a dozen)
http://i.imgur.com/rX2Z8sS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7mWKx1u.jpg

Hedgehog facefucking the anus of a dead pigeon
http://i.imgur.com/IzSyTRd.jpg

Beanstalks (over 4m height)
http://i.imgur.com/mveqXof.jpg

I also have like 16 broccoli plants and they are fucking huge - must be the horseshit I used to fertilize the soil Wink
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 21:44    Post subject:
I like big melons.

Hedgehog having a meal? Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 21:59    Post subject:
It ate only parts of the asshole. I had to throw the cadaver into the woods the next morning. Laughing

I also like big melons Whistle me elmo but I grow smaller varieties for more moderate climate (Petit Gris de Rennes and Sugar Baby) they don't grow as big sadly Dude Weep
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 22:13    Post subject:
Nice garden, Shocker "Two in the Pink" Trooper.
You grow nice berries, awesome salads, your hedgehog let's you be the sloppy necro second, c-cup melons...
You, sir, live the high life.


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 22:21    Post subject:
Whirling cane

Just wait till you see the bulbous cucumber, the thick broccoli, the well-hung tomatoes and the fully erect corn plants.
I might take some new photos later this week
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 22:38    Post subject:
Could you humour me and take a pic of the whole garden?
I wanna see how it's organized and done.
Here in Brussels, you can "rent" some rooftops to grow crops, and you might even have a grant for it.

Thank you in advance Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Jul 2017 23:22    Post subject:
Probably not
The main garden is all empty in the center, because the chinese cabbage and sugar loaf are still babies and haven't been planted yet

Here is a simplified sketch

http://i.imgur.com/pC7yzEO.png
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 00:17    Post subject:
Looks like a huge endeavour! Are some patches next to each other for particular reasons? Like mutual earth enrichment or symbiotic growth?

Looks vast and awesome Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 00:25    Post subject:
TiHKAL wrote:
Hopefully you mean your main gal/girl/woman/female. Smile


Only future will tell. It's my first time Dude Blush
Their sex will show not far from now I hope. I think the big one is a male and the smaller one a female. I got the seeds from a friend, so there's no telling.
I have a third one that I had to "clone" using, well , the whole thing, since the main stem was maimed by some fucking pigeon/retarded non-weed-eating, pigeon-looking bird.
It's in intensive care since this morning (it's the one I left outside for the night, so it's my fault).
Hope it survives the trauma, and doesn't turn into a filtlhy trans.


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 00:31    Post subject:
Thanks, it's first time with garden that big, I'm stil experimenting.
I think the secret is the horse shit, thankfully I have a guy who is glad to be rid of it.
Some plants don't like a lot of fertilizer (light feeders), others love it. So for example I put more horse shit with the melons and only a little with the beans. I think it's also important not to plant the same stuff in the same areas each year. Not enough sun where I planted the potatoes, they are probably going to be very small. Next year I'll put champignon mushrooms there. And so much weeds! I'll definitely get some straw and a fleece to better combat the shits in the future.

Rooftops should be great for growing stuff, lots of sun. If you can get a grant, go for it
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 01:01    Post subject:
Good stuff HubU! Unfortunately I don't have any tips nor I'm allowed to do anything here because I would risk a trip to jail. Razz Killing someone is okay, stealing and corrupting are practically harmless pastimes, but cultivating weed? Now that's a proper capital sin deserving of extra harsh punishments xD #italyslogic

Shocktrooper wrote:
Some older photos

Salad (all harvested already)
http://i.imgur.com/i6AOoZC.jpg

Cherries and Red Currant (all harvested already)
http://i.imgur.com/FGz6p2g.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RtGkZ6p.jpg

Rhubarb
http://i.imgur.com/35kGtft.jpg

Young Watermelons (they are big now and over a dozen)
http://i.imgur.com/rX2Z8sS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7mWKx1u.jpg

Hedgehog facefucking the anus of a dead pigeon
http://i.imgur.com/IzSyTRd.jpg

Beanstalks (over 4m height)
http://i.imgur.com/mveqXof.jpg

I also have like 16 broccoli plants and they are fucking huge - must be the horseshit I used to fertilize the soil Wink

Haha damn, you're a pro, that's awesome!
We used to reserve a small part of the garden to the art of growing vegetables and fruit as well, but eventually it was dismantled because the results were far from satisfying. The biggest problem was however that the few juicy products would always end up being devoured by magpies, crows and turtle doves before reaching their ripening Laughing Rage
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 01:19    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
Thanks, it's first time with garden that big, I'm stil experimenting.
I think the secret is the horse shit, thankfully I have a guy who is glad to be rid of it.
Some plants don't like a lot of fertilizer (light feeders), others love it. So for example I put more horse shit with the melons and only a little with the beans.


I don't have a steady supply of horse shit of my own. I tried to read some posts from M̶r̶.̶ ̶T̶i̶n̶k̶l̶e̶s̶ people here to the plants, but they started to shrink immediatly though.
In all seriousness, I could have some from peasants near my mom's house, but I'm afraid it would attract "unwanted attention", espacially since they are potted plants.

Shocktrooper wrote:
I think it's also important not to plant the same stuff in the same areas each year. Not enough sun where I planted the potatoes, they are probably going to be very small. Next year I'll put champignon mushrooms there. And so much weeds! I'll definitely get some straw and a fleece to better combat the shits in the future.


That is clearly a thing to consider. Tell me how it goes Smile

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Rooftops should be great for growing stuff, lots of sun. If you can get a grant, go for it

I don't need grants to start I think, but having them depends, of course, of a lot of things.
I would need to be knowing what I'm doing, and publicise it. I have no moral problem being a urban garden's whore, since it's good for everybody.
I have to find a place, do it, monitor and make some kind of video/pic journal of it, then send it to the according agencies, and I'm sure they'll be glad to help out.
I don't mind putting money from my own pocket, but if this grant can help cover it and more, then hell yeah Smile
No far from where I live, there is a guy that has beehives on the rooftops of an big hotel. My mom bought some honey from him and gave me some, it was really good.
That's what gave me the idea (although it already exists, of course.)


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 12:41    Post subject:
Good food, nice stuff Shocktrooper!


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 18:30    Post subject:
Thanks!
Just discovered 3 little sugar melons!


First bean variety ready to pick soon
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 19:26    Post subject:
I would love to have a garden comparable to yours Shocktrooper - ( any garden at all really Sad ) ! Everything is looking healthy and not over-fertilized a bit, good job !

Good luck HubU, but I'm not sure Brussels' sun is sufficient in order to get anything worth smoking
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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Jul 2017 22:58    Post subject:
TheZor wrote:
Good luck HubU, but I'm not sure Brussels' sun is sufficient in order to get anything worth smoking


Well, I'll try anyway!

@Shockmaster:
SU-PERB!!!!
Although looking at the cucumber, I thought I saw a giant praying mantis


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 15:55    Post subject:
Update

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1 week later



First Sugar Baby Surprised Tastes great, very ripe and sweet! Earlier harvest than I expected


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 16:54    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:


First Sugar Baby Surprised Tastes great, very ripe and sweet! Earlier harvest than I expected




These look awesome. Well done, and good health!
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 16:58    Post subject:
Thanks!!
There's one melon that is as big as a football, probably going to cut it open early next week
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 19:44    Post subject:
AAAAAAAAAH IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!!!
Enjoy man, you deserve it Smile


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 20:44    Post subject:
How much time and effort is required for such a garden?
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 21:07    Post subject:
Thanks HubU, too bad we don't have teleporters otherwise I'd send you a piece Wink

@Mister_s

Most work is digging over and preparing the gardens before planting stuff (around February-April).
Digging, mixing in probably a ton of manure and straw, raking. It's hard manual work, a fine workout, not good if you have problems with your back though. The little scaffolds and stalks are set up quickly.
Meanwhile I planted most seeds early in greenhouse, in small pots or boxes, then transplanted young plants into garden.

Once all is set up, there isn't so much effort required though.
Mostly watering and removing weeds/dead leaves. At most 1-2 hours every 2 days.
I have two hose/sprinkler thingies for watering, so it works automatically but I have to move it around all the time cause it only covers a smallish area.
Occasionally fixate some of the climbing plants and tomatoes and help them grow in the right direction (I noticed they are quite dumb initially, especially the beans)

In terms of pests, I only have issues with spanish slug for now but this year thankfully there are not many (Winter was cold, so most died). Last year I cut up 130+ with a hedge clipper, may also have contributed a bit. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Jul 2017 22:08    Post subject:
Shocktrooper wrote:
Another weed topic I was hoping for a real garden thread for once
I grow some actual food

Tomatoes, broccoli, sweetcorn, cucumbers, watermelons, sugar melon, grapes, chinese cabbage, beans, paprika, chillies, potatoes, salads, parsley, rhubarb and chives


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