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 Posted: Tue, 19th May 2009 11:00 Post subject: LOL |
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I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm gonna leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and threw-up all over himself, and said to his friend "if I come home my wife will leave me", his friend said "I tell you what, go home and tell her somebody threw-up over you and put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, and show it and say he gave me this for the dry-cleaning bill". He comes home and his wifes [angry] and he says "no, no, no, somebody threw-up over me, gave me twenty-pounds for the dry-cleaning bill", she said "why have you got two twenty-pound notes in your hand?", he said "oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants".
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