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 Posted: Tue, 19th May 2009 12:27 Post subject: No arms no legs |
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So I was walking along the docks when I saw this gril with no arms and no legs sitting there crying. I walked up to her and asked calmly:
Whats wrong?
She sobs and responds:
Im 26 years old and have never been kissed before.
She wasnt a bad looking lass so I bent down and gave her a kiss. Her tear ridden face lit up and her cheecks went red. She then proceeded to whisper to me.
I also have never been fucked.
So I bend down again and pick her up by the waist
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YOU ARE FUCKED NOW BABY! |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th May 2009 12:51 Post subject: |
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Why is the unfunny troll not banned ?
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| Posted: Tue, 19th May 2009 12:53 Post subject: |
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Its a joke. Its a tad dark but its still a funny joke.
I suffer from an acute case of dyslexia called lazyness
I say what I mean but I dont mean everything I say
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lhzr
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| Posted: Tue, 19th May 2009 14:00 Post subject: |
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helvete
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| Posted: Wed, 20th May 2009 03:04 Post subject: |
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excellent had me laughing
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SycoShaman
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Hierofan
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| Posted: Wed, 20th May 2009 09:52 Post subject: Re: No arms no legs |
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| Geomides wrote: | So I was walking along the docks when I saw this gril with no arms and no legs sitting there crying. I walked up to her and asked calmly:
Whats wrong?
She sobs and responds:
Im 26 years old and have never been kissed before.
She wasnt a bad looking lass so I bent down and gave her a kiss. Her tear ridden face lit up and her cheecks went red. She then proceeded to whisper to me.
I also have never been fucked.
So I bend down again and pick her up by the waist
| Spoiler: | And I throw her over the edge of the dock into the cold sea below. And I shout:
YOU ARE FUCKED NOW BABY! |
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holy shit , THIS IS FUCKING EPIC |
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lhzr
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Ankh
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| Posted: Wed, 20th May 2009 17:05 Post subject: |
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Excellent joke!
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Rudolph
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