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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sat, 16th May 2009 20:30    Post subject: dont mess with this kid
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th May 2009 21:19    Post subject:
Wtf lol, flawed him already in first 10 seconds..
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th May 2009 22:53    Post subject:
Laughing His overs sized shoes are enough to make me lol.
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 01:33    Post subject:
God....

As a martial artist myself, that is just so pathetic on a whole next level....sad.


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AnimalMother




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 01:41    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
God....

As a martial artist myself, that is just so pathetic on a whole next level....sad.


I'm almost certain this kid is suffering from some form of psychosis. I had a fiend who acted the exact same way until he was 20 years old and ended up being diagnosed with schizophrenia and sectioned for 2 years.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:11    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
God....

As a martial artist myself, that is just so pathetic on a whole next level....sad.


I'm almost certain this kid is suffering from some form of psychosis. I had a fiend who acted the exact same way until he was 20 years old and ended up being diagnosed with schizophrenia and sectioned for 2 years.


I can agree with that man.

Lol I had a friend during my teens who LITERALLY thought he was Jesus Christ. Went out and bought robes, sandals and went around blessing people. Guy spent...fuck, 3 or 4 years in a ward.
He's still a little loony but not nearly as bad as he once was.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:11    Post subject:
That tape was obviously never meant to be publicly shown. The guy probably have a problem with self esteem while gifted with a rich imagination. Combine that with a somewhat immature mind and we have a pseudo-ninja taping himself performing what he is imagining a cool ninja would do. Sort of reminds me of those big Live events where people go dress up like Frodo and climb hills while waving a blue plastic sword. The big difference here is that someone found the tape, captured it and uploaded it. Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:20    Post subject:
Frant wrote:
That tape was obviously never meant to be publicly shown. The guy probably have a problem with self esteem while gifted with a rich imagination. Combine that with a somewhat immature mind and we have a pseudo-ninja taping himself performing what he is imagining a cool ninja would do. Sort of reminds me of those big Live events where people go dress up like Frodo and climb hills while waving a blue plastic sword. The big difference here is that someone found the tape, captured it and uploaded it. Wink


Laughing

But the guy is at least in his late teens.

He should have grown outta that shit a while back. And why videotape it? Who was he planning on showing it to? A woman? I doubt it. Friends? I doubt it.
What was/does he do? Watch it alone in his room/house and pat himself on the back thinking he even is slightly good at MA?

Straight jacket...is what this guy needs.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:27    Post subject:
Yeah, if he had been like 10 years old it wouldn't have been so... weird. He looks like he's at least 15-17 years old. I mean, notice in the beginning how he keeps looking and listening to make absolutely sure nobody is there to see him. That means he knows his behavior is childish and silly. But as long as he doesn't hurt anyone he can play ninja in some empty forest as much as he likes. For his own sake he'd better leave the camera at home though. WinkWinkWink


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:28    Post subject:
Laughing

thats my point tho. If he didn't want anyone to see it, why videotape his stupidity? What was he going to do with it if not show it to someone?


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:33    Post subject:
ohh stop hating the dude..like you all never did anything similiar....

I used to perform Fusion from Dragon Ball Z all the time on school grounds Sad(


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:39    Post subject:
I can safely say I never did anything like what this guy did in the vid. 100% sure.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:45    Post subject:
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I can safely say I never did anything like what this guy did in the vid. 100% sure.


Maybe not - but no need to hate him or laugh at him. As long as he feel great and have fun it should be okey Smile


but laughing is an option though in this case Razz


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 02:55    Post subject:
Anthirs wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I can safely say I never did anything like what this guy did in the vid. 100% sure.


Maybe not - but no need to hate him or laugh at him. As long as he feel great and have fun it should be okey Smile


but laughing is an option though in this case Razz


He doesn't actually look like he's having fun though. Notice how awkward his movements seem to be. The problem comes from the fact he is deluded enough to think he is extremely capable in physical combat, and may engage himself in situations that he has no chance of handling. As I said, I knew someone like this.


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Ankh




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 03:13    Post subject:
tbh I think he looks like he is having fun - but he seem worried that he is to be seen by others. I guess thats why he keep looking around him all the time.


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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 03:15    Post subject:
LMAOO what is he doing Laughing Laughing Laughing

he went ninja on that dead tree
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 03:24    Post subject:
NINJA NERD !!!
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 05:50    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Anthirs wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
I can safely say I never did anything like what this guy did in the vid. 100% sure.


Maybe not - but no need to hate him or laugh at him. As long as he feel great and have fun it should be okey Smile


but laughing is an option though in this case Razz


He doesn't actually look like he's having fun though. Notice how awkward his movements seem to be. The problem comes from the fact he is deluded enough to think he is extremely capable in physical combat, and may engage himself in situations that he has no chance of handling. As I said, I knew someone like this.


Damn, you and I have been agreeing a lot lately lol Smile

Exactly. The guy looked like he thinks he knows what he's doing and it would be effective in a fight.
NOTHING he did would be effective in a fight.

I'm only an expert in 2 things and one of em is combat/martial arts. So yeah, this guy is just.....pathetic.

And he's a person I would refuse to train. And I have met people like that.
When I was teaching at a club, you always talk to the people that come in off the street. Find out why they want to learn MA and if they have had previous training.
I had a couple guys come in saying they were black belts in Tae Kwon Do.
So I asked who they trained with and where. Got a bs answer. But I always give someone the benefit of the doubt and so I said, "Ok, lets spar for a few mins so I can gauge your skill level".
The guys had black belts, in old cheesy Kung Fu movies. I had one guy try and pull that STUPID move that idiot kid does at the end of the first Karate Kid. He did it, I side stepped him and kicked him in the ribs. And he got mad because I didn't stay in the same spot
People like that, I refuse to train. And people who want to learn serious MA just so they can hurt people.

Anyway, back to the topic.
Again I pose the question. If the guy didn't want anyone to see what he was doing (which is clear he didn't), why did he VIDEOTAPE it?! Confused


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Devi-Lee




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 10:53    Post subject:
Some of my classmates in high school looked exactly like that. Denim jacket + sneakers or allstar shoes. Physically they were completely useless not even able to do a handstand or some other simple shit. But some of them were really geniuses in math and physics. I've met some of them on a hs reunion and they still look the same hehe. They are not idiots however just nerds.
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GeordieRacer




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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 11:31    Post subject:
Maybe he wanted to videotape it so he could watch it back and 'improve'.
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 12:12    Post subject:
There is no room for improvement !
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PostPosted: Sun, 17th May 2009 12:24    Post subject:
Im gonna guess at he likes some nerd bird of sim low quality esteem, who has no clue about life yet or maybe never will and is looking to woo her with this video, or set it up so she gets to see it posted somewhere safe of his choice..

Either way most people grow out of that shit thinking they are bruce lee lol.. He looks very agitated and almost like hes a cat on a hot tin roof.. Not to mention he doesnt even seem aware of his surroundings and I bet a song thrush could fly out the tree and knock him out Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 00:43    Post subject:
I see the SycoShaman MA tutorial dvd got leaked early Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 00:58    Post subject:
tobycoaster wrote:
I see the SycoShaman MA tutorial dvd got leaked early Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 01:04    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Frant wrote:
That tape was obviously never meant to be publicly shown. The guy probably have a problem with self esteem while gifted with a rich imagination. Combine that with a somewhat immature mind and we have a pseudo-ninja taping himself performing what he is imagining a cool ninja would do. Sort of reminds me of those big Live events where people go dress up like Frodo and climb hills while waving a blue plastic sword. The big difference here is that someone found the tape, captured it and uploaded it. Wink


Laughing

But the guy is at least in his late teens.

He should have grown outta that shit a while back. And why videotape it? Who was he planning on showing it to? A woman? I doubt it. Friends? I doubt it.
What was/does he do? Watch it alone in his room/house and pat himself on the back thinking he even is slightly good at MA?

Straight jacket...is what this guy needs.


I agree 100% with what Frant said and I think the reason he videotaped it was so he could see what he looked like on film.


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 01:35    Post subject:
Newty182 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
Frant wrote:
That tape was obviously never meant to be publicly shown. The guy probably have a problem with self esteem while gifted with a rich imagination. Combine that with a somewhat immature mind and we have a pseudo-ninja taping himself performing what he is imagining a cool ninja would do. Sort of reminds me of those big Live events where people go dress up like Frodo and climb hills while waving a blue plastic sword. The big difference here is that someone found the tape, captured it and uploaded it. Wink


Laughing

But the guy is at least in his late teens.

He should have grown outta that shit a while back. And why videotape it? Who was he planning on showing it to? A woman? I doubt it. Friends? I doubt it.
What was/does he do? Watch it alone in his room/house and pat himself on the back thinking he even is slightly good at MA?

Straight jacket...is what this guy needs.


I agree 100% with what Frant said and I think the reason he videotaped it was so he could see what he looked like on film.


Why not just sit at home comfy and warm and jack off then while filming it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 01:50    Post subject:
moosenoodles wrote:
Newty182 wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:


Laughing

But the guy is at least in his late teens.

He should have grown outta that shit a while back. And why videotape it? Who was he planning on showing it to? A woman? I doubt it. Friends? I doubt it.
What was/does he do? Watch it alone in his room/house and pat himself on the back thinking he even is slightly good at MA?

Straight jacket...is what this guy needs.


I agree 100% with what Frant said and I think the reason he videotaped it was so he could see what he looked like on film.


Why not just sit at home comfy and warm and jack off then while filming it.


I honestly do not know, thats what i would have done too Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 01:57    Post subject:
thats some awesome tree balancing right there

he has nothing on ninja bear tho

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PostPosted: Mon, 18th May 2009 02:53    Post subject:
tobycoaster wrote:
I see the SycoShaman MA tutorial dvd got leaked early Very Happy


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