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LeoNatan
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Location: Ramat HaSharon, Israel 🇮🇱
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 Posted: Thu, 15th Jan 2009 09:32 Post subject: A Fly in a Cup of Coffee |
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What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives
...and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
 Really silly but made me chuckle.
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| Posted: Thu, 15th Jan 2009 09:53 Post subject: |
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LeoNatan
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You're right, it's very inappropriate and totally against my beliefs, but still... 
If mods/admins feel this is too inappropriate, please delete.
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| Posted: Thu, 15th Jan 2009 18:39 Post subject: |
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Twas ok.
Sense Amid Madness, Wit Amidst Folly
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SycoShaman
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Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Thu, 15th Jan 2009 23:27 Post subject: |
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Yeah, the Israel/Palestinian part isnt funny. But the first 3 are funny. Not cuz they are true just because its funny ya know?
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Frant
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Jan 2009 11:23 Post subject: |
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Made me laugh. Silly, yes.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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