What the fuck!?
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 11:40    Post subject: What the fuck!?
I got an ultra sound on monday and im goign mental over it cause i'm all terrorfied wath they can find. and i can't sleep. what the fuck! 5 fucking am. i drank a shit load. my stomach is killing me. my head is all wobbly stiff from the wine.

I tried porn.
I tried drinking more.
I tried warm milk.
I tried eating summin.

WTF! Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 12:04    Post subject:
I provide putting people to sleep services , all it takes is a baseball bat to the head

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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 12:08    Post subject:
i've done enough head bashing in my youth days.
bashed my head against a wall till my nose bled. Laughing
dun tink that'll put me to sleep and i can't spare 50$ gotta buy a present tomorrow Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 12:37    Post subject:
Ultra sound? Huh? You're pregnant? No wonder you're terrified!
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 12:56    Post subject:
The day WaldoJ turns healthy, im gonna be a fisherman on the Norwegian sea... Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 15:47    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
The day WaldoJ turns healthy, im gonna be a fisherman on the Norwegian sea... Wink


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 18:29    Post subject:
YES! Very Happy I just woke up I guess staring at ceiling for an hour works.


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 18:36    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
The day WaldoJ turns healthy, im gonna be a fisherman on the Norwegian sea... Wink
Laughing Laughing have a lil faith in me Very Happy At least till monday. I've been so mental for the past 2 weeks Laughing moment someone says something looks off about me... i turned into a god damn hypochondriac.


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 20:01    Post subject:
I can make you sleep just by whining your head off, some people have called me a true zen master when it comes to that. So if you have ventrilo, PM me man, and I will fucking put you in a coma for 6 days straight, coming out of it and remembering all the shit I said can put you in a relapse though, its one possible side effect, don't say I didn't warn ya.


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 20:21    Post subject:
Lol I dated broads who whined more than the entire nfohump collective. And I actually loved it. So I dunno.


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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Dec 2008 20:40    Post subject:
mmmm maybe thats cuz my gf likes me so much too, damn, then I can't help ya mate:(


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 18:54    Post subject:
Gay! Laughing gotta wait till friday now LOL!


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 19:28    Post subject:
hope you're ok!


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 19:32    Post subject:
well if i were dying they'd let me know right? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 21:17    Post subject:
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well if i were dying they'd let me know right? Very Happy

NO Twisted Evil At least not directly. They would schedule more and more tests, till you start falling apart. Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 21:20    Post subject:
Maybe theyre just making sure that you are before they tell you?
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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 21:42    Post subject:
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well if i were dying they'd let me know right? Very Happy


no. they would reschedule your appointment for about 4 days later so a doctor can tell you face to face you had a week to live.
Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 21:46    Post subject:
lol like that old joke

A doctor rings up a man in the middle of the night and says he's got bad news and worse news.
the man says what's the bad news. the doctor says you got 24 hours to live.
the man says whats the worse new?
The doctor says I found out last night. Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 29th Dec 2008 21:48    Post subject:
Laughing yeah think i have heard that before or something very similar


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 05:41    Post subject:
What was the Ultrasound for man? And if your doc has phoned you by now, nothing is wrong.

I have a lymph node on my neck and had to have an ultrasound done last month. And I waited 2 weeks and the doc never called. So I called her up and she said its nothing, its exactly what she told me it was, just a lymph node, not cancerous or hazardous to my health in any way.
The worst that will happen if it grows (you cant tell its there, only feel it and its not very big), is they will cut it out. Nothing serious.
My dad had one under his arm and on his leg and my brother had one on his neck as well. All of em went away except the one under my dad's arm which they just cut off. Its not even major surgery.

Still, what do you think/your doctor think you have? I assume cuz of your love of booze, its an ulcer? If its an ulcer, no biggie man. My brother has an ulcer right now because he's under a ton of stress and he had to get a US done to. Just dont drink (or drink very little), dont eat spicey food, drink milk (helps ulcers) and if you get medication, take it.
You'll be fine, your not gunna die or anything man.


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 05:56    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
I have a lymph node on my neck


every human does Wink

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A Lymph node is an organ consisting of many types of cells, and is a part of the lymphatic system. Lymph nodes are found throughout the body, and act as filters or traps for foreign particles and contain white blood cells. Thus they are important in the proper functioning of the immune system.

Lymph nodes also have clinical significance. They become inflamed or enlarged in various conditions, which may range from the trivial, such as a throat infection, to life-threatening conditions such as cancers. In the latter, the condition of lymph nodes is so significant that it is used for cancer staging, which decides the treatment modalities to be employed, and for determining the prognosis.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lymph_nodes


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 08:48    Post subject:
When I was younger I had infected lymph node on my leg... They cut it out. And later on I had one growing on my neck, but luckily it swollen down so no major surgery was needed. It's a bitch being in a hospital, I hate it... Hope all goes well for ya Syco...


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 09:05    Post subject:
@nouse

Didnt know that, thanks for the info Smile All I know is mine is not cancerous and im at no risk of sickness from it. Doesnt hurt or anything. And I just felt it now, it feels smaller actually (havent felt it in a week so I can judge if its getting bigger). But thanks for the info Smile

@dingo

Thanks for the support bud Smile But Im fine. Like I said above, its gotten smaller which is good.
And hell, even if it has to be removed, I dont mind. I get to get pumped full of morphine Very Happy I hate the hospital too tho.
I knew a woman (a friend of my parents) who had some kinda problem...cant remember what but it wasnt life threatening. I think she had a problem with her uterus or something. Anyway, she was fine and then in the hospital, she got a staff infection and died, she was 47.....thats why I hate hospitals. Everytime I have to go (I go with my dad when he has to get a CT scan done or an MRI) I grab one of those hand sanitizer bottles and carry it around with me. If I touch anything, I use it right away.


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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 16:24    Post subject:
lymph node. so this is what that shit on my arm is. i had it since i was a kid, had no idea what it was, 'til now Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 17:42    Post subject:
So Waldo; is it a boy or a girl Wink ?
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 18:23    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
So Waldo; is it a boy or a girl Wink ?


Maybe its..........................

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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 18:52    Post subject:
maybe its


yes
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^wow. That's some mad photoshop skills yo.
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PostPosted: Fri, 2nd Jan 2009 19:37    Post subject:
i put a bitch in yo' bitch so you can fuck while you fuck.
also cnz, if that's your doing, mazel tov Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Jan 2009 00:00    Post subject:
wow, that's a hairy fucking cunt.


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