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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 19:09    Post subject: bump
I got a bump on the left of my lower jaw due to gum infection , it's a pretty big bump and on the insidethere's a little white head

any home treatment on how to deal with it ? dentist gave me 2 meds but I'm sure they'll take a week to do anything , there's a wedding in few days andI need to be in best shape not like this oh god please Laughing
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BETTER FUCKING TIME FUCK YOU
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 19:39    Post subject:
No treatment besides medication bud. Had one of those before. And yeah, 2 meds is the standard. Amoxicillan and some other one (cant remember name).

Should go away in a week or so.


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 19:44    Post subject:
Well I wouldn't worry too much unless the little white head starts talking.

You know, like "Open your miiiinnnddd....."
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 19:46    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Well I wouldn't worry too much unless the little white head starts talking.

You know, like "Open your miiiinnnddd....."


Laughing

You know whats gunna be gross? When it bursts and the puss gioes into his mouth lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 20:26    Post subject:
inz wrote:
Well I wouldn't worry too much unless the little white head starts talking.

You know, like "Open your miiiinnnddd....."


I rather have it sing chocolate raaaaaaaaaaiiiin Laughing
total recall is one of my fav movies Very Happy

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You know whats gunna be gross? When it bursts and the puss gioes into his mouth lol


as long as my face looks normal again that's no biggie Smile
but I would've loved if it disappears in the next two days Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 20:34    Post subject:
dude, I had a zit in my mouth when I was a teen, it was on the inside of my cheek right.
I went to sleep and woke up cuz I heard a pop. Fuckin puss poured outta my mouth and I can honestly say, I havent tasted anything that gross.

Wanna hear a gross story?

My brother for the longest time had this 'mole' on his neck right. One nite before bed, Im brushing my teeth and he's in the washroom too and he was just gently pushing on it...it made him insecure. And it looked like a mole, colour, texture etc
Anyway, all of a sudden it burst and green puss flew all over the mirror and ran down his neck.
And the gross part is, it fuckin STUNK! Like....man, nasty as smell. I'd rather stand beside someone taking a stinky shit then that. The washroom smelled for like an hour and it leaked for a good 2 hours...pure green puss,

Then he knew it was a zit, so the next morning, he ripped off the dead skin and you could hardly tell anything was there.

I'll never forget that. Like dude, it stuck out like a mole. Like the mole the guy from Motorhead has on his cheek but it was brown.

So nasty....me and him still talk about it...when we talk that is.

lol Ive got plenty of stories (not all involving puss) that are worse and would gross you out even more lol Smile Some fucked up shit has happened to my brother dude lol


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 20:42    Post subject:
shit man that's some gross stuff Shocked
thing is I got a wedding to attend to in few days and I can't be seen like this it's like I got plenty of stuff in my mouth I look retarded Laughing
sometimes it gets pretty painful tho Sad , hopefully the healing process with be fast during sleep and I'll find it at least smaller when I wake up Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 20:48    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
shit man that's some gross stuff Shocked
thing is I got a wedding to attend to in few days and I can't be seen like this it's like I got plenty of stuff in my mouth I look retarded Laughing
sometimes it gets pretty painful tho Sad , hopefully the healing process with be fast during sleep and I'll find it at least smaller when I wake up Crying or Very sad
Smile


Just say you got hit in the jaw (its near your jaw right? on the inside?) thats all and its swollen.

If its on the outside tho, and its a big ass white head....then I dunno man,

But i think you say its on the inside on your jaw (or close to). So just say something or somone hit you in the jaw.

Or fuck, if worse comes to worse, get female family member to cover it uo for you (with make uo of course).

I did that at my bro's wedding. Had a few zits on my forehead and I was best man and fuck, I didnt want to look like that while having to give speeches and toasts etc So I got my sister in laws bridesmaid to cover it. Worked perfectly


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 20:57    Post subject:
it's too big to be covered in make up Sad the zit is on the inside , all what's shown on the outside is a big bump like I got something in my mouth
but yeah ...life Smile
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:04    Post subject:
Cancer?


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:07    Post subject:
FUCK NO Mad Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:08    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
it's too big to be covered in make up Sad the zit is on the inside , all what's shown on the outside is a big bump like I got something in my mouth
but yeah ...life Smile


hmmm....where on the neck is it? can you hide it with your dress shirt or suit jacket or tie?
Or hey, just pop the collar on your dress shirt. Thats considered fashionable (so I hear anyway).

Or hell, put one of those big band aids on it and say you cut yourself somehow.

Just think about it, you'll be able to hide it if you think hard enough and are crafty Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:09    Post subject:
better cancer than herpes Could be herpes Razz


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:10    Post subject:
Cancer isnt something to joke about Waldo...seriously bud. Cancer isnt funny nor is it funny to joke about.


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:16    Post subject:
I know. I'm still rattling after my doctor joked about me having cancer. but a lil bump. he knows it ain't cancer. We know it ain't cancer. you can joke about it then to lighten the situation. Like, you see a mate of yours beaten to hell and you help him out and all you gotta say, thank god you didn't get raped and got aids. he looks at you funny and then laughs. Then aches cause his ribs are all bruised and achey. Laughing There are times where cancer and aids and herpes jokes are sort-of-ok Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:16    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
FireMaster wrote:
it's too big to be covered in make up Sad the zit is on the inside , all what's shown on the outside is a big bump like I got something in my mouth
but yeah ...life Smile


hmmm....where on the neck is it? can you hide it with your dress shirt or suit jacket or tie?
Or hey, just pop the collar on your dress shirt. Thats considered fashionable (so I hear anyway).

Or hell, put one of those big band aids on it and say you cut yourself somehow.

Just think about it, you'll be able to hide it if you think hard enough and are crafty Smile


jaw not neck Laughing looks something like this ( ain't my face just googled "face")

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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:17    Post subject:
Guy, take the toblerone out of your fuckin' mouth


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:18    Post subject:
If you were me you could cover it with your hair (I have really really long hair) lol

Still, doesnt look to bad.

Maybe grow a beard, but get it trimmed just a tiny so it doesnt look sloppy.

Other than that, the only option I can think of is wearing a bandana like a robber bud Wink Smile


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:19    Post subject:
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Guy, take the toblerone out of your fuckin' mouth


more like take those 13 packs of toblerone out of your mouth Laughing , too bad it's just infectious bacteria tho Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:20    Post subject:
or find treatment that works? Fuck dentists go to a doctor, he'll give you summin that might shrink it Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:20    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
If you were me you could cover it with your hair (I have really really long hair) lol

Still, doesnt look to bad.

Maybe grow a beard, but get it trimmed just a tiny so it doesnt look sloppy.

Other than that, the only option I can think of is wearing a bandana like a robber bud Wink Smile


I'm thinking a scarf Smile , my hair is medium
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:22    Post subject:
get a proper scarf tho. like those snazzy looking ones. Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:24    Post subject:
I guess that's a plan but hopefully it'll shrink a little in few days
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:29    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
If you were me you could cover it with your hair (I have really really long hair) lol

Still, doesnt look to bad.

Maybe grow a beard, but get it trimmed just a tiny so it doesnt look sloppy.

Other than that, the only option I can think of is wearing a bandana like a robber bud Wink Smile


I'm thinking a scarf Smile , my hair is medium


scarf would work but it would have to be a classy one. Like a silk one. Tuck it into your collar and wear it like fluffed up (but not gay looking ya know). It may not cover it completely but it will draw attention away from it.
Yeah, scarf would work if worn right.


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 21:47    Post subject:
yeah I'm already making alternative plans , better safe than humiliated Laughing
but fuck, it couldn't have picked a worse timing
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 22:54    Post subject:
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Maybe grow a beard, but get it trimmed just a tiny so it doesnt look sloppy

Firemaster hasn't got a beard yet, he's still got bumdfluff and waiting for his balls to drop Razz
Just burst it ffs, it'll go down in 2 days time defiantly, might go a bit red but put more then the usual amount of mascarer you put on then what you do normally Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Dec 2008 23:46    Post subject:
aw shit just popped I had to spit all that shit + blood , still bumped but I guess it's slightly less now and it'll be even less by tomorrow , think it's the anti biotics at work here

bottom of the line : IT FUCKING SUCKS TO HAVE THIS SHIT OMFG
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2008 00:06    Post subject:
it could get worse now Very Happy you could have a sore which could lead to a worse infection which could lead to a bigger bump that could be greenish and blueish and you could be immobile by tomorrow. Very Happy Good luck with that.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2008 00:47    Post subject:
gee you're a really good comforting speech master
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Dec 2008 00:54    Post subject:
why would you pop a puss infected thing inside of your mouth? there are germs on your tongie and food you eat and shit you drink. like arrgh. Sad get baking soda w/ water and wash yer mouth with it. disinfect it and such. same with vodka/tequila and what not.


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