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KrAzY-KaMeL




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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Nov 2008 06:57    Post subject:
HAHAHA. That's so great. Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Nov 2008 13:13    Post subject:
Haha great excuse,i really hope someone replied and told her, that yes this is a common problem Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 18th Nov 2008 22:16    Post subject:
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that is truly epic Mr. Green


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 00:41    Post subject:
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 00:53    Post subject:
hahahahaha WTF!
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 02:24    Post subject:
ahahaahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa


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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 08:59    Post subject:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Epically epic.


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 09:11    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Epically epic.
speechless
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Atropa




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 09:58    Post subject:
Crying or Very sad
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 10:27    Post subject:
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She is upset about losing her figure(????) but I still think she looks great.


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I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon

?? I'd break all his fucking bones with one fucking kick!!!
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 10:29    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/

Epically epic.


^^ wtf, lol

Ive not followed this lol but is this guy for fucking real?

Originally Posted by kkingjayy
Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. Fuckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

Seriously ?
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 10:32    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
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She is upset about losing her figure(????) but I still think she looks great.


Shocked
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I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon

?? I'd break all his fucking bones with one fucking kick!!!
They kids will probably be average tho Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 10:33    Post subject:
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I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.


Oh my fucking GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I now do understand , poor guy didn't have a choice
but honestly if I was him I'd rather marry my right hand instead
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 10:35    Post subject:
and SHE'S FUCKING BALD HAHAHAHA A BAAAAALD WOMAN!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=100082781

Laughing

dude's myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=118833657

OMG I rather fucking blow my brains out than have sex with this..thing Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 11:23    Post subject:
This is just sad... and growse at the same time...


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bringiton




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 11:27    Post subject:
This just has to be fake:
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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.


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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 11:39    Post subject:
bringiton wrote:
This just has to be fake:
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Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.



Him crying ? Lawl, im pissing myself here bwhahahahha.
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inz




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 11:50    Post subject:
It's an obvious troll, come on. Rolling Eyes
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FireMaster




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 12:27    Post subject:
he's a troll , but that doesn't mean it didn't happen
he might not be the groom but some really unlucky stupid fuck is
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 12:29    Post subject:
Haha yeah, i know it's trolling, he admits it later on in the thread.

I sure hope all the pics, the myspace profile and so on are very well made fakes too...


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bringiton




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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Nov 2008 13:38    Post subject:
FireMaster wrote:
he's a troll , but that doesn't mean it didn't happen
he might not be the groom but some really unlucky stupid fuck is


I'd really love to see the reaction of the couple when they find out about this Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 00:26    Post subject:
obvious troll but still a job well done Very Happy
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moosenoodles




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 00:49    Post subject:
Lol wtf..

Fucking image wont show up how gay..

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads/FYI.jpg


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 01:11    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Nov 2008 09:13    Post subject:
lol
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