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| Accelleron wrote: | I would go for "47" (hitman). The guy has more style than all the others put together.
Doom 3 marine: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
47: I'm here for a meeting with your boss
M: Oh, yes sir, right away, sir (turns around)
*click* *thud*
*47 changes into D3m's outfit and walks into the building. Gordon freeman sits there relaxing with a couple ladies.*
47: May I ask for directions to Mr. Fuchs?
GF: ...
47: You know, the owner?
GF: ...
*47 takes out DE and points it @ GF's head*
GF(in squeaky female voice): seventh floor, third door on your right.
47: Thank you.
*click* *thud*
*Walks into elevator, sees Gman smoking a doobie*
47: Nice suit.
G: heh. heh. heh heh. It is your time, mr. freeman... heh... heh...
*click* *thud*
*Elevator stops on 2nd floor. Door opens. Master chief standing in the middle of doorway with "SECURITY" badge on chest*
MC: What the f...?!
*click* *thud*
*arrives on 7th floor, gets off elevator, sees Jack Carver, Postal 2 dude, Duke Nukem lapdancing on stage*
*click* *click* *click* *thud* *thud* *thud*
*John Mullins and the rest run out, guns in hand*
47: I'm here for a special delivery to Tommy Fuchs
T: That's me, wiseguy. Now what the fuck did ya do to my dancers and how am I gonna rip your balls off for it?
47: Mr. Fuchs, there's a teddy bear I was supposed to deliver to you. The last known Beanie Baby. You ordered it from Ebay.
T: OMG! *grabs doll from 47 and runs around yelping* All is forgiven! He's one of us! Thank you! Thank you!
*47 grabs Rayne, jumps into elevator and pushes Floor 1*
R: What the f...
*BOOM*
R: Ah well, never liked him anyway. Now you on the other hand. You look so... tasty
47: ...
R: *hiss*
*click* *thud*
47: God dammit. All this for a half-vampire.
*47 walks out of building just as it falls down and walks off in an unknown direction* |
nice one ............
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mYslead
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 19:37 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 19:41 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 21:07 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 21:10 Post subject: |
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| Yondaime wrote: | Normally I'd say 9 but in this case I'd have number 1..
Look, Duke Nukem may be a tough guy but going to hell and back without speaking a word and being totally fine.. That takes balls
I mean, if you want to have a kingdom with extreme power you'll need a guy who can do whatever it is you're telling him to do without hesitating and without getting distracted.
Now number 9, he sure as hell won't hesitate to do something but I'm not so sure I can trust him on not getting distracted cause really.. Duke may be a tough guy but he sure does have a soft spot for ladies 
What if I tell him to wack Jenna Jameson while she's showering and masturbating?
I just can trust the Duke enough. The Doom Marine however, he'd just kill the damn hot girl.
So number 1 it is! kyo ai thaT! |
dont understand, but ok ! |
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 21:12 Post subject: |
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Garret, Gordon and Master Chief
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| Posted: Sun, 28th Nov 2004 21:22 Post subject: |
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bond, james bond 
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Dunge
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| Posted: Mon, 29th Nov 2004 05:44 Post subject: |
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15. Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams - Evil Dead series (Evil Dead: Hail to the King & Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick)
See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?
Ash: [narrating] Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I *am* king.
[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
[Ash kisses the girl]
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| Posted: Mon, 29th Nov 2004 05:50 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 29th Nov 2004 06:08 Post subject: |
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1: The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment.
2/3: Tie between Bubble and Bobble.
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arlon
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Esel_Gesi
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| Posted: Mon, 29th Nov 2004 06:20 Post subject: |
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without mario who would save the princess.... needless to say my vote is for mario.
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| Posted: Mon, 29th Nov 2004 07:18 Post subject: |
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Master Chief, he fucks shit up hahaha.
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