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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 08:02    Post subject: Only in America:)
If you stick a screwdriver into your penis does that mean that you are really screwed Laughing



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Mortibus




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 08:26    Post subject:
someone probably tried that and managed to sue them for not giving any warnings

well here ya go
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 15:32    Post subject:
Yep like the title of the thread says Smile


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 15:47    Post subject:
hey I own one of those sets.


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 15:50    Post subject:
why would anyone want to insert something into there penis anyway? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 15:54    Post subject:
If you take speed or crack anything is possible. Had a friend that was high on very good speed...he actually wanted to shag a dog that happened to be in the apartment we where in at the time Razz...long time ago but Wink


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 18:20    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
why would anyone want to insert something into there penis anyway? Laughing




Guess what these are for. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 18:25    Post subject:
Those look like tools to stretch out your urinal tract, could thus be used for women as well and I think they would give you pleasure in the process as it will stimulate your prostate:ROFL:


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 20:48    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Those look like tools to stretch out your urinal tract, could thus be used for women as well and I think they would give you pleasure in the process as it will stimulate your prostate:ROFL:


What the... Surprised


You are sick. And not in a good way Very Happy


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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 20:57    Post subject:

yea thats just horrible......DONT LINK ME!
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 21:40    Post subject:
does anyone remember those TV stickers on USA TVs "Smashing your head though the glass view will not transport you to WonderLand" ?
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 23:12    Post subject:
difm wrote:
What the... Surprised


You are sick. And not in a good way Very Happy


Its not sick, I happen to own a set similar to them and I can promise you, you never came so hard, its not like normal where you spurt a few drops, now you squirt a massive gob of sperm, like its not gonna stop and man does it feel good. My gf likes my sperm and after I been probing down there with my stretchers she opens her mouth and lets me come thick gobs down her throat, she never wants to go back to the dry oasis I was before.

Talk to your doctor, and he'll advise you ways on how to safely use these devices(stuff like how to make them sterile again after heavy use, etc).
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Mar 2008 23:38    Post subject:
Somehow this thread turned nasty after the last comment. Not funny anymore. Sad
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Mar 2008 00:30    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Somehow this thread turned nasty after the last comment. Not funny anymore. Sad
QFT... Shocked


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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Mar 2008 00:43    Post subject:
eeeew
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Mar 2008 00:48    Post subject:
yeah eeeewww *in girly voice*
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PostPosted: Wed, 5th Mar 2008 04:46    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Mar 2008 12:52    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Somehow this thread turned nasty after the last comment. Not funny anymore. Sad



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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Mar 2008 15:20    Post subject:
Your penis is a one way street nothing should pass down it on a daily basis. This can lead to scar tissue forming and your japs eye healing up and a trip to the hospital for a rather painful op. Stay clear dude. The prostate is best reached through the backdoor anyway.


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PostPosted: Thu, 6th Mar 2008 15:38    Post subject:
Try to be pumped... they stick some strange tool down your penis :\
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