NUT PAIN!
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 08:28    Post subject: NUT PAIN!
My right testicle is having a Lance Armstrong impersonation :/ It hurts like hell and im going to the doc on monday, just hope it wont be fatal for the bean bag Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 09:36    Post subject:
That sounds serious. You should maybe see them sooner. Especially if you have a fever.

Unless you have the 'blue ball thing'

Get well soon. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 09:37    Post subject:
Doctor: mr mutantius it seems like you wank to much Razz


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 09:46    Post subject:
That part would have nothing to do with the part he is talking about.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 09:47    Post subject: Re: NUT PAIN!
Mutantius wrote:
My right testicle is having a Lance Armstrong impersonation :/ It hurts like hell and im going to the doc on monday, just hope it wont be fatal for the bean bag Razz


You have nut pain, and you are waiting until Monday? If my nuts ever get sore I will go to a Doctor the same day!
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 10:30    Post subject:
Hmm, could be a false alarm. Laughing

And yes I am no doc. Laughing

But anyway, any objects in the shape of a womans foot come in contact with that poor guy?
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 10:33    Post subject:
Hmm I'll call the doc today and see when I can get an appointment, and Pistol I dont really have any fever and I certainly dont have blueballs Smile Rolling Eyes


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 14:01    Post subject:
Maybe you moved wrong and pulled something
Has happened to me before....thought there was something wrong and it turned out it was just a pulled muscle near my bag


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 14:45    Post subject:
best of luck man Wink
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 14:54    Post subject:
nut pain sucks Sad take care
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 15:45    Post subject:
Testical torsion.
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 15:56    Post subject:
Ewww no!! that'd be fucking horrible! I'm guessing he hit it or slept on it


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 20:04    Post subject:
Maybe its a little alien growing inside, waiting to burst out and scream "BUKKAKE!!!"

Anyhow, good luck. I would be worried sick if it was me Sad But I'm always like that.. any little indication somethings wrong I go apeshit!
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 20:13    Post subject:
I had that a few years ago mate get it seen to - its likely just a fibrous lump (what i had) nothing to worry about. But if it is what you are obviously thinking, be rest assured its one of the easiest cancers to treat with something like 99% complete success rate
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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 21:49    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
Maybe you moved wrong and pulled something
Has happened to me before....thought there was something wrong and it turned out it was just a pulled muscle near my bag


Sad I can only hope Smile but wouldnt both testies be affected in that case?

wizard wrote:

Testical torsion


God hopefully no! But hey beats cancer.

Unauthorized wrote:

Maybe its a little alien growing inside, waiting to burst out and scream "BUKKAKE!!!"

Anyhow, good luck. I would be worried sick if it was me But I'm always like that.. any little indication somethings wrong I go apeshit!


haha priceless Smile and thanks mate!

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I had that a few years ago mate get it seen to - its likely just a fibrous lump (what i had) nothing to worry about. But if it is what you are obviously thinking, be rest assured its one of the easiest cancers to treat with something like 99% complete success rate


Thanks man really appreciate it!


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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 21:52    Post subject:
sorry, had to post this Razz

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PostPosted: Fri, 25th Jan 2008 23:23    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
sorry, had to post this Razz

Live Testicular Examination
brings back memories from when you fond the worst/grossest pics ever Razz Tought you was over that... well, this was a video tho Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 01:44    Post subject:
didnt read the topic, didnt care Smile

when i was about 8 or something or maybe even younger i had some ballpains. then the next day im walking in the hall and this pain comes over me. most horrible pain ive ever had. I fell to the ground in a foetus crying and unable to call for my mom.
I dont remember how long i was laying there in pain but i vaguely remember my mom coming up the stairs asking what was wrong. i answered with a vague voice that it really hurts here.
Next thing i remember is beeing in the hospital getting prepped for operation (my pain went away for a while). I got an anal sedation where they would just put fluids in it or smth


then i woke up with a nice little cut on my bal. one of the seamon tubes got strangeled but seriously it hurts like hell. still have a little scar

Hope you dont have the same


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 01:46    Post subject:
Better perform a castration yourself just in case.


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 02:14    Post subject:
@Mut

Naw man. Ive pulled my right nut before. Its not actually your nut but a muscle right. Go to the doctor

Or you could have a hernia (sp?). Eiither way, go to the doctor bro.

2 things I never fuck around with - my eyes and my balls and cock. Any weird shit goes down, i go right to the doctor. Just to be safe. You need your balls and eyes right?


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 02:43    Post subject:
@ Syco, you and me both!

and to the OP, If this was my forum I would ban you till you emailed me a doctor's note!
for the love of... I have never heard of a man saying oh my testicles are causing me discomfort I am going to hang out cause everything is ok!


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 12:42    Post subject:
Well what to do really, my doctor has closed the office atm so gotta wait until monday :/


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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 13:38    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Well what to do
do some search at google Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 18:01    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Well what to do really, my doctor has closed the office atm so gotta wait until monday :/


Surely you have some sort of helpline you can call? Even us Brits have a national health helpline to discuss any health issue. and our health service is at breaking point Sad

Anyway if you do call them and explain your prob.. they can prob book you in for an ultrasound scan aswell.
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PostPosted: Sat, 26th Jan 2008 19:54    Post subject:
Think I'll go to the emergency clinic tomorrow... Gonna be nice to shed some light on the case, though it seems like some of the pain has decreased.


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Jan 2008 20:57    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Think I'll go to the emergency clinic tomorrow... Gonna be nice to shed some light on the case, though it seems like some of the pain has decreased.


I was just about to post that. Fuck it, if your Doctor is closed, go to ER. Thats what its there for and you have a legit reason for going...its not like you just have a headache you know?


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Jan 2008 21:54    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Think I'll go to the emergency clinic tomorrow... Gonna be nice to shed some light on the case, though it seems like some of the pain has decreased.
It could have happend in sleep Razz One of my nuts was hurting like hell one morning. I think I somehow got to much pressure on it while I was asleep. Could be something as simple as that. It hurted a lot in 2 days, but then got better.
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 08:59    Post subject:
Do not come back here until you have been checked by a qualified member of the medical community. Nut Pain = go see doctor. Nuff said


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 14:40    Post subject:
Ok visited the doc today and she quickly estimated I needed a scan on the hospital, she couldnt find anything.
So went to the hospital had a checkup, urine samples, bloodpressure etc. And they concluded everything is alright and there arent any noticeable anamolies :S So now they are speculating its an infection so got some pills and hopefully that will work out..


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Jan 2008 15:02    Post subject:
infection in your balls Surprised been wanking it too much in the rain son, you better stop! I'll post you my tears, you can use them instead Smile I drink soo much they bound to be germ free


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