Best way to get a girls phone number?
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 21:44    Post subject: Best way to get a girls phone number?
Well question is simple, what works best without her being all withholding and shit, suppose this chick is already in a relationship but you already know this relationship is crumbling(huge agediff between the smuck and this girl I fancy). I wanna grab my chance early, so wanna get her cellphone number and possibly(hopefully)undermine her relationship with this dickwad.

Don't go flame me for attempting to spoil a good relationship, cuz they don't have one, he treats her like a trophy(guy is almost 30 years older than her), he never shows emotion around her and basically I feel she's throwing the best years of her life away to this smuck.
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 21:48    Post subject:
"I feel she's throwing the best years of her life away".. ERmm.. all fine and well you feeling that way, fancying her and all, but how does she feel? From the post above it seems you are not that much better than the other guy..

Still.. If you want to be there for her while she makes her choices, then become friends. Don't set out to destroy her relationship, it could be a huge mistake..
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PostPosted: Sat, 10th Nov 2007 22:30    Post subject: Re: Best way to get a girls phone number?
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
he treats her like a trophy(guy is almost 30 years older than her), he never shows emotion around her and basically I feel she's throwing the best years of her life away to this smuck.


My advice to you is to forget about her. There is no way in hell she will leave that guy no matter what you do believe me. One more thing, that what you feel, doesnt really matter does it? Its about her and what she feels. Saying that you feel she is throwing her best years away doesnt mean anything since you are not her. Anyway good luck to you in youre quest.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 00:48    Post subject:
Well, considering the fact she's already eying everything in sight I'd say that relationship of hers is already on its last breath, and sorry to burst your bubble but men are predators, sure you can be a pussy and be all feely and sentimental and shit but at the end of the day you just want pussy just as much as the next guy so stop being a fucking hypocrit:LOL: I asked for fucking advice from real men, not fucking pussy's.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 00:53    Post subject:
sounds like you havent had pussy ever , come back when you have joined our elite club Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 01:35    Post subject:
you can be sentimental and still get pussy. fuck, getting pussy non stop is fine by the standards of common men, but sooner or later you gotta settle down so being a pussy rather than a cunt works in for the long term.

best way to get a girls number; fucking ask her for it.

jesus. playing tricks to just get her number is worse than actually caring for her. cause all in all you just want to fuck the broad and by that you're much worse than the 30 year older git who's fucking her right now. Maybe she's happy with him. 30+ years of experience compared to, umm, what 3? It'll be a huge dissapointment in her case towards you. No offense or anything. But if you want the broad just to fuck (and it's obvious that you do) i'd eye a broad who's a relationship where the sex is atrocious. As in the guy is weak and does aboslutley nothing but prematurley ejaculates every night. That way you'll look like a god in her eyes, and possibly get in for a long term relationship with a recently discovered nymphomaniac.

Go out and find a broad worth caring for and not just a broad you want to fuck. Cuase they're everywhere. Go to any library, store, pub, bar or any social gathering, eye a broad, ask her for her number, text her couple times, call her, fuck her and move on. God damn.

It's like asking which hole do i put it in. I ain't no virgin and all but sometimes i get confused. You either want it done right or you just want to do it. There's a difference right there. And dear friend all you want to do is it. Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 01:43    Post subject:
Of all people to give out advise....waldo shouldn't lol


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:03    Post subject:
am i missing something here ?? asking how to get a girls phone number ?? what the fuck ??

You do realise its not that hard.. just go up to her open up your fone and say "So whats your numba ??"


*Cartoon does not understand why someone would need to post on a forum how to get a girls number*
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:16    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Of all people to give out advise....waldo shouldn't lol


lol stfu i may be emo but i know how to get laid and i know how to maintain a solid relationship for a whole 2 months Very Happy so fuck you


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:25    Post subject:
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am i missing something here ?? asking how to get a girls phone number ?? what the fuck ??

You do realise its not that hard.. just go up to her open up your fone and say "So whats your numba ??"


*Cartoon does not understand why someone would need to post on a forum how to get a girls number*


Hey, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:30    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:
am i missing something here ?? asking how to get a girls phone number ?? what the fuck ??

You do realise its not that hard.. just go up to her open up your fone and say "So whats your numba ??"


*Cartoon does not understand why someone would need to post on a forum how to get a girls number*


Hey, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 02:39    Post subject:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:
SpykeZ wrote:
-=Cartoon=- wrote:
am i missing something here ?? asking how to get a girls phone number ?? what the fuck ??

You do realise its not that hard.. just go up to her open up your fone and say "So whats your numba ??"


*Cartoon does not understand why someone would need to post on a forum how to get a girls number*


Hey, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?




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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 04:02    Post subject:
Well its not that simple, there's more to this than just asking her number, if this was all there was to it then it'd be simple, fact of the matter is, this older dickwad is allways with her and he's also invaded my regular bar(as in a bar I have visited for over 15 years now). So if for example me asking goes down her wrong esophagus and she tells this fuck then there'll be hell to pay and what was my fav pub could well turn out into a warzone cuz he'll surely turn all the older fucks there against me:LOL: But then again, if she really is on the lookout already for another guy then I shouldn't be afraid of this, still its a toss of a coin.

And WaldoJ, your comments are just plain bullshit, in all my life I have seldom seen a sentimental guy get the beautifull girls, only the assholes and the machos get these girls, only guys that aren't afraid to cross that border that shouldn't be crossed get them. You are correct however when you say that you should be sentimental when you'r looking for the true one, but for me, that time has not come yet, so yes I'm a cunt in that regard. And you've kinda confirmed what I should do, just ask her fucking number and be done with it, its a free world, no is what I have to begin with and yes is what I could be getting. And BTW Waldo, don't assume I just want this girl to fuck cuz I don't, I might at first but I would see myself in a long term relationship with her for sure.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 04:44    Post subject:
WHAT THE FUCK !?!??!??!?!

A) You have been going to this bar for 15 years.. and if you started going then when your 18 .. then you are atleast 33 ... you should not be asking this crap on nforce lol

B) I still dont understand your logic with the phone number thing ... single girls.. taken girls.. who gives a crap.. its only a phone number..

C) Senitmental guys DO get the hotties.. its just that most of them dont know how... its a art.. and once you learn the art of how to get girls it just gets easier and easier.. confidence grows and it all becomes a bit of a game really

D) Never EVER get fixated on one girl..... be a gardener.. plant as many seeds as possible.. eg when you goto a party get EVERY girls number.. even if you never message them back.. and if they deny u.. just smile and say "Whatever.. your loss" and walk away

Trust me i have gone 180* when it comes to girls in the last 2 years.. its a art.

Oh and if ur fat.. lose all ur weight Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 05:00    Post subject:
As far she's concerned you're only asking for her number. You could be asking her for drinks and what not. Not as a date. To be her friend and such. Then let it go elsewhere. If you ask her out plain out and she'll be offended and then tell the guy, then yeah you're in shit. But if you don't go on about fucking her brains out when you first talk to her, then yeh, you should be fine. Asking a girl for her number isn't a 'i wanna fuck you asap' suggestion. I don't see how it's a big problem. When a girl asks a guy for his number then a guy goes all about how she wants to suck his cock. Fuck. It's just a number. Laughing Fucking male hormones about. Everything is somehow related to sex. Laughing She sent me a text msg asking me how I am, god she’s sooo into me Laughing

Aaanyway. Just talk to her, befriend her and see how and where it'll go. Don't jump into bed with her.


Also my comments aren't bull shit. Guys who are dicks do get the hot girls only because they know how to stroke their egos and make them feel a bit safe and what not. There's this whole insecurity thing going in and out. A lot of hot chicks have problems here and there and guys who are dicks help them deal with some shit. It’s fucked. But there are a shit load of hot chicks who don't go for dicks, cunts and assholes. I dated a couple


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 05:01    Post subject:
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Oh and if ur fat.. lose all ur weight Razz


or find a girl that likes a teddy bear... like waldo did Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 09:54    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Well, considering the fact she's already eying everything in sight I'd say that relationship of hers is already on its last breath, and sorry to burst your bubble but men are predators, sure you can be a pussy and be all feely and sentimental and shit but at the end of the day you just want pussy just as much as the next guy so stop being a fucking hypocrit:LOL: I asked for fucking advice from real men, not fucking pussy's.



Wow so youre point is you are predator and it really doesnt matter that she might never leave the guy ,you will get her? Laughing You obviously dont know what are you talking about but like i said good luck.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 10:45    Post subject:
[sYn] wrote:
"I feel she's throwing the best years of her life away".. ERmm.. all fine and well you feeling that way, fancying her and all, but how does she feel? From the post above it seems you are not that much better than the other guy..

Still.. If you want to be there for her while she makes her choices, then become friends. Don't set out to destroy her relationship, it could be a huge mistake..



Thats almost exactly the advice i would have given - saved me a lot of typing Smile

But i will add, dont be so presumptuous. It may seem she is unhappy and unfulfilled in the relationship. Also never ever believe one persons side when it comes to relationships.
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 11:22    Post subject:
Nakitu wrote:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Well, considering the fact she's already eying everything in sight I'd say that relationship of hers is already on its last breath, and sorry to burst your bubble but men are predators, sure you can be a pussy and be all feely and sentimental and shit but at the end of the day you just want pussy just as much as the next guy so stop being a fucking hypocrit:LOL: I asked for fucking advice from real men, not fucking pussy's.


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aye ???
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 11:41    Post subject:
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aye ???



Good, me too. Wink
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 15:59    Post subject:
Well, in my hometown girls are very uptight, I don't exactly live in the US, and trust me I been in the US and overthere its 50x easier to pick up chicks, its like they'r laid back and shit, but overhere, damn, when I travel 340km north for example its like I am entering a new world and chicks just eye you out constantly, you step up to them and blammo, now where I live you gotta be more carefull. And I'm in my late twenties, and she's 20, so 8 years difference, I already talked to her a couple of times. Truth of the matter is, I fucked around plenty and it isn't all thats cracked up to be, only 3x in my life have I been in love, rest was plain sex without feeling, and this girl is the 4th I really really like in 10+ years, so just don't wanna fuck anything up thats all. I thought hell this is the internet, someone out there should be in the same boat as me:) Its almost as if I can get the girls I don't really like very easily(and I don't mean ugly girls), but every time there's this special one something allways comes in the middle, either she's too young and inexperienced, or she's already in a relationship, or she doesn't think the same way, etc etc.... Thats life I guess:)


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 21:37    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:
Well, in my hometown girls are very uptight, I don't exactly live in the US, and trust me I been in the US and overthere its 50x easier to pick up chicks, its like they'r laid back and shit, but overhere, damn, when I travel 340km north for example its like I am entering a new world and chicks just eye you out constantly, you step up to them and blammo, now where I live you gotta be more carefull. And I'm in my late twenties, and she's 20, so 8 years difference, I already talked to her a couple of times. Truth of the matter is, I fucked around plenty and it isn't all thats cracked up to be, only 3x in my life have I been in love, rest was plain sex without feeling, and this girl is the 4th I really really like in 10+ years, so just don't wanna fuck anything up thats all. I thought hell this is the internet, someone out there should be in the same boat as me:) Its almost as if I can get the girls I don't really like very easily(and I don't mean ugly girls), but every time there's this special one something allways comes in the middle, either she's too young and inexperienced, or she's already in a relationship, or she doesn't think the same way, etc etc.... Thats life I guess:)


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 22:11    Post subject:
I like this topic.. Very Happy So what are you going to do?
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I bet you love your enter key so much you keep it in that special warm place that is your anus:)


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 22:18    Post subject:
I'm gonna go up to her thursday and just ask her number, I was chatting to her this weekend and all of a sudden the topic changed and she was talking about how she did housecalls to cut peoples hair(older people in resthomes and shit), then what she said knocked me a bit of my socks, I at first said and what kinda hair do you do and she said, well I do everything, hair on your head and the lower regions if you catch my drift, then she plain out admitted she had a shaven pussy:LOL: So if that isn't a good sign then I don't know what is:) So she's a flirt alright, and it kinda confirmed my suspicions that she's already on the lookout for someone else. So if I do something its gotta be now, went back today but she wasn't there so I'll catch her this week on thursday I hope heheheh.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 22:23    Post subject:
what i think is no body can help you with these kinda subject, i mean there all not the same...in the end we are all humans..Well "not all of us" Laughing but you gotta talk to her like you do with your other friends so what if you asked her number?!
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 22:31    Post subject:
This thread still boggles the mind

"Hey so whats your number ??"

Her response A- Oh its blah blah blah blah xxx-xxx-xxxx

Your response to that "Oh sweet as.. if your lucky ill be in touch" and smile



Her response B- Nah.. dont really wanna give you my number

Your response to that "Oh well.. your loss.. trust me on that" then walk away with a smile


So simple

Oh and your " I fucked around plenty" holds no leverage here since you cant even ask for a number...

Man up!!! Razz
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 22:47    Post subject:
try to flirt with her first, talk a little dirty like she did.. Man you can see it...Its easy to see if she is interested or not..And why only her?! Maybe one of the other girls would be somthing for you maybe better you'll never know...But remmember this" You cant get everything you want"

And update the thread when you talk to her... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 23:09    Post subject:
Cartoon, you don't know me so don't assume shit, I know myself and I am one picky as hell motherfucker, thats why its hard for me to approach the ones that really do mean something to me, do I give a shit when a girl I don't really feel strongly for says no or yes to me asking her number, nope I don't, but in this case its different, thats why I am asking what I am asking. Like I said, its only the 4th one in my entire life that really makes me tingle inside. And yeah I'll man up and I'll let you guys know how it pegs out.


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PostPosted: Sun, 11th Nov 2007 23:33    Post subject:
yes u do that,, man u p Very Happy

oh and picsorban Very Happy
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