Tips needed for working with asskissers!
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 19:19    Post subject: Tips needed for working with asskissers!
Hi,

I recently started a new job and my first impressions have already been made and for some of my colleagues it isn't good. Turns out there's these two humongous asskissers, the likes which I have never seen. One guy doesn't even work there for too long and he already thinks he's destined to be the next boss:LOL: The way he talks makes even the most down to earth person puke his guts out, while the other guy is a little more subtle but still well above what you would call serious asskissing.

So how do you treat fucks like this, how do you make them aware of the fact they'r just kidding themselves and annoying the hell out of everyone else without making them angry:)

Cheerz,

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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 19:45    Post subject:
Why do you even care what they are like? Just ignore them.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 19:51    Post subject:
Well, where I work, they are high on the term teamwork, thats why its hard to ignore them:) Hence my question, else I wouldn't even bother with them.


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 21:44    Post subject:
ike Bear said, take their shit with a grain of salt...know what I mean?

Unless your going to confront him and say "Hey dickhead, stop being such an asskisser, your pissing everyone off', theres not much you can do besides ignore him...or atleast try to ignore him


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 22:17    Post subject:
...or you can try sth like scratching their car with your keyes Very Happy violence helps you with stress, and you can show those bastards what you mean Very Happy (just watch out if one of them is some kind of nasty mf, you don't want to end up in hospital...)


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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 22:25    Post subject:
dingo_d wrote:
...or you can try sth like scratching their car with your keyes Very Happy violence helps you with stress, and you can show those bastards what you mean Very Happy (just watch out if one of them is some kind of nasty mf, you don't want to end up in hospital...)


funny you should mention that

i worked at a company years ago. There was this guy that that complained about everything and anyone. Like if someone was walking by him, he'd run to the boss and complain. And then I got a booth across from his and I'd play my metal/death metal/rock on my stereo and he knew they were cd's (which you werent allowed to play, only radio) and he'd complain everyday.
Anyway, someone started scratching his car up. He'd get it fixed and it would get key'd again and again. Then he bought a new mercedes (spelling). His wife was loaded, he only worked for the sake of not being bored. Anyway, the first time he brought it into work, someone took a portable plasma tourch to it and completely fucked it up beyong repair, it was great. It wasnt me tho. Iwould have been the first one they suspected. I was a kid at the time (17) and its most likely something a 17 year old would do, but it really wasnt me

It was so funny Ive never seen a grown man fall to the ground balling his eyes out. He called the cop and everything and of course, they couldnt do anything.

It was fuckin priceless...made my month. The guy was a complete jerk off. Like if you were to stop workin for 3 minutes to have a smoke, he'd run and tell the foreman.
Just thinking about it makes me smile Smile


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BearishSun




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 23:16    Post subject:
Hahaha a plasma torch, now that's a freaking good idea.
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Wed, 17th Oct 2007 23:42    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
funny you should mention that

i worked at a company years ago. There was this guy that that complained about everything and anyone. Like if someone was walking by him, he'd run to the boss and complain. And then I got a booth across from his and I'd play my metal/death metal/rock on my stereo and he knew they were cd's (which you werent allowed to play, only radio) and he'd complain everyday.
Anyway, someone started scratching his car up. He'd get it fixed and it would get key'd again and again. Then he bought a new mercedes (spelling). His wife was loaded, he only worked for the sake of not being bored. Anyway, the first time he brought it into work, someone took a portable plasma tourch to it and completely fucked it up beyong repair, it was great. It wasnt me tho. Iwould have been the first one they suspected. I was a kid at the time (17) and its most likely something a 17 year old would do, but it really wasnt me

It was so funny Ive never seen a grown man fall to the ground balling his eyes out. He called the cop and everything and of course, they couldnt do anything.

It was fuckin priceless...made my month. The guy was a complete jerk off. Like if you were to stop workin for 3 minutes to have a smoke, he'd run and tell the foreman.
Just thinking about it makes me smile Smile


Alot of what you just said above rings a bell for me Syco, thats whats happening to me, every single fucking word I say gets twisted around and gets blabbed to the boss:LOL: Even something simple as a joke gets slapped straight back in my face cuz he clearly hasn't got an ounce of humour either. About the keyscratching, eventhough I like the idea, I'm more the kinda guy of heavy manipulation and serious nailing without him even knowing he's being fucked over. So when I concoct a plan its gotta be perfect and it should also not point the finger at me, but so far so good as he doesn't know I'm on to him:)Smile We'll see how this develops, but I'm no pushover, I never show any feelings while at the same time my brain is in full swing thinking of ways to fuck him over, the more he blabs, the more passionate I get about my plan hehehehe, sounds pretty sick eh but people like this deserve no less.

dingo_d wrote:
...or you can try sth like scratching their car with your keyes Very Happy violence helps you with stress, and you can show those bastards what you mean Very Happy (just watch out if one of them is some kind of nasty mf, you don't want to end up in hospital...)


Me ending up in hospital:LOL: I think he's the one who should be worried as my punching power has been measured as high as 152kg, so bring that bitch on. But this task calls for a non violent asswhooping.
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 03:31    Post subject:
@Pfiemelcheese
I know that feeling. You want to say something but you can't because whatever you do will backfire because they are the loud mouths. Damn frustrating. Good luck !
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 05:32    Post subject:
Pfiemelcheese wrote:


Me ending up in hospital:LOL: I think he's the one who should be worried as my punching power has been measured as high as 152kg, so bring that bitch on.


Wow, if I could punch with a force of 152kg in ideal conditions with ample time to prepare, I sure wouldn't be worried about getting into a street fight where there are effectively no rules.


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 07:38    Post subject:
Problem is just, I'm too new there to outright openly diss the fucker and thats frustrating, my animal instincts tell me to flatten the guy after work but that solves nothing. I'll see how this develops, thank god I don't have to listen to his whining every hour of the day or I'd go mad:LOL:


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 07:40    Post subject:
why don't you just not act like a jackass who can't get by their problems with their co-workers? grow up, welcome to the working world. you are NOT going to always get along with the people you work with, no shit.

if your work performance is better than these douchebags, that is all your superiors will notice .. don't worry Smile


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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 18:15    Post subject:
I'm not a jackass, in my entire career I haven't met a person like this, and I have worked with well over 700 people during my career, so that kinda shows what a likeable fellow I am.


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farne




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 18:59    Post subject:
Quit the job, think about it, are you gonna work with brownnosers for several years to come?
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 19:45    Post subject:
If your boss has any sense about him/her they will soon see right through the ass kissing, just be patient, work hard. Dont stoop to there level.


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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 19:52    Post subject:
Bigperm wrote:
If your boss has any sense about him/her they will soon see right through the ass kissing, just be patient, work hard. Dont stoop to there level.


Most bosses like their ass kissed beyond repair. So I wouldn't hold my breath. Very Happy
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Pfiemelcheese




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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Oct 2007 22:30    Post subject:
Well, as far as my boss is concerned, I think he's already thinking on my level, he pays more attention to me then he does to this guy, and its not cuz I am new, I think my boss sees right through him, so this for me is golden:) Now being there every day its like watching a sad turd groveling for a managers position he'll never get, kinda fun to watch hahaha.

Observing body language and facial expressions speaks volumes, when he's speaking to other colleagues of mine I don't notice this, so there's defenitely an awareness of serious asskissing, and don't think my boss takes too kindly too it.

And I've never been an asskisser, not in my nature, I see a boss as just another person, nothing more and nothing less, if the boss doesn't like this then tough luck.


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