Retarded MTV generation
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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 06:17    Post subject: Retarded MTV generation
Hey if this can climb up to top 10,
just proves we have a nation of Bush's in the making

Code:

(yoouuuuuu!!!)

soulja boy tell em

ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy

(yooouuuu!!!)

u gotta punch den crank back three times from left 2 right

(aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yooooouuuuuuu!!!)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now Watch Me YOOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOUUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
den Super Man Dat Hoe
Now watch me YOOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOOUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me YOOOOUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YOOOOUUUU)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Den im cockin on ya bitch ass
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YYYOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

I'm Bouncin On My Toe
Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
I'ma Pass It To Arab
Then He Gon Pass It To Da Low (Low)
[Crank Dat Soulja Boy lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
Dance (Dance)
Lean'N To (Lean'N To)
Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
Man That Shit Was Ugly

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YOOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

All too clean off in dis hoe
Watch me crank it watch me roll
Watch me crank dat roosevelt den supa soak dat hoe(yooouuu)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)
supa soak dat hoe(supa soak dat hoe)

All too fresh off in dis bitch
Watch me shuffle watch me jig
Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy
Den supaman dat bitch(yooouuu)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
supaman dat bitch(supaman dat bitch)
(ahhhhhhhhhhhhh YOOOUUUU)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

Soulja Boy Up In This Hoe
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Hoe
now watch me YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
now watch me YOOUUU
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

(YOOOUUUUU)

(Ahhhhhhhhhh YOOUUUUU)
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 13:54    Post subject:

visual aid for those that need it
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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 15:48    Post subject:
BlueSkyz wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4
visual aid for those that need it


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PutangMan




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 18:26    Post subject:
Americans don't buy their music based on quality and they never have done.

what you got to understand here is that most kids in US know this is a lyrical pile of shit with as much imagination of grey paint yet the kids will still enjoy it because its POPULAR and played on radio every 20 minutes.
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nerrd




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PostPosted: Sun, 7th Oct 2007 18:39    Post subject:
Personally I don't care for the lyrics. That includes this song and any other one for that matter. I could not care less what some emo has to whine about, or some rapper has to brag about. The song is catchy though, and I do crank it every time the radio plays it.
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PostPosted: Mon, 8th Oct 2007 13:08    Post subject:
Crank, crunk or what the fuck they call it, is the WORST hip-hop "genre" I know..god damn, I hate it so fucking much!!!

And I'm all for Hip-hop music normally, but shit like that makes me bleed inside.
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:02    Post subject:
PutangMan wrote:
Americans don't buy their music based on quality and they never have done.

what you got to understand here is that most kids in US know this is a lyrical pile of shit with as much imagination of grey paint yet the kids will still enjoy it because its POPULAR and played on radio every 20 minutes.


so should we blame the radio?


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:04    Post subject:
PutangMan wrote:
Americans don't buy their music based on quality and they never have done.

what you got to understand here is that most kids in US know this is a lyrical pile of shit with as much imagination of grey paint yet the kids will still enjoy it because its POPULAR and played on radio every 20 minutes.


Quite tired of hearing people like you using Americans as a whole, as if were all idiots. Looks like you would fit right in with us than, cause apparently your intelligence level would be just as low as ours seeing as you obviously know all of us over here.


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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:18    Post subject:
what the f@%&, they don't play good music, to play this shit?

I don't watch MTV at all, but this isn't music.

I download tons of scene releases a month, and there are so many good groups that no one ever heard off, groups with great technical skill and great lyrics creativity. but then when you're talking to people on the street or at work that don't surf the net that much that is the pile of shit they've been listening to, and worst of it all is that they actually enjoy it.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:20    Post subject:
speaking of horrible "rappers"



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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:20    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHA! MUSIC????? Laughing
OMFG! Very Happy
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Ronhrin
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 00:34    Post subject:
that guy should be the national shame of hungary

I've never had seen a guy singing that bad having right to a videoclip.
that guy should be banned of singing in public.

is what I often say, the music critics that choose the tracks to play on radio and the musics that should be made into videoclip must be on drugs, my 3 year old daughter understands more of music that those guys.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 05:26    Post subject:
Ronhrin wrote:


I've never had seen a guy singing that bad having right to a videoclip.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 08:35    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:


I've never had seen a guy singing that bad having right to a videoclip.


Shark around!



What kind of lame joke is that? Come on Razz

It´s not for real... right?


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 08:41    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
speaking of horrible "rappers"





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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 08:45    Post subject:
This is the much more tolerable version of Soulja Boy...(Ignore the second part of the performance)

http://videovault.morrisvideos.com/videos/soulja-boy---crank-that-on-jimmy-kimmel-live-10-4-07

And (YOOUUUUUU) yeah, (YOOUUUUUU) people (YOOUUUUUU) are (YOOUUUUUU) on (YOOUUUUUU) his (YOOUUUUUU) nuts (YOOUUUUUU) because (YOOUUUUUU) that (YOOUUUUUU) garbage (YOOUUUUUU) is (YOOUUUUUU) catchy,(YOOUUUUUU) makes (YOOUUUUUU) me (YOOUUUUUU) sick (YOOUUUUUU) that (YOOUUUUUU) a (YOOUUUUUU) hook (YOOUUUUUU) repeated (YOOUUUUUU) 400 (YOOUUUUUU) times (YOOUUUUUU) with (YOOUUUUUU) 8 (YOOUUUUUU) bars (YOOUUUUUU) of (YOOUUUUUU) irrelevent (YOOUUUUUU) lyrics (YOOUUUUUU) between (YOOUUUUUU) let's (YOOUUUUUU) this (YOOUUUUUU) dude (YOOUUUUUU) top (YOOUUUUUU) the (YOOUUUUUU) charts.

NOW WATCH ME CRANK DAT ROBOCOP AS I JOCK ON THEM HATERZ MAYN!

SUPA SOAK DAT HOE WHILE I SUPAMAN DAT BITCH!

AHHHHHHHHHHH YOUUUUUUUUU! Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 09:15    Post subject:
nerrd wrote:
Personally I don't care for the lyrics. That includes this song and any other one for that matter. I could not care less what some emo has to whine about, or some rapper has to brag about. The song is catchy though, and I do crank it every time the radio plays it.


You´re telling me you enjoy this shit?


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 12:13    Post subject:
lol who is watching mtv anyway

unless u are....

no srsly, haven't watched mtv for like 7-8 years and yes i got it as a channel
i guess it's mostly nigga/wigga stuff now, no real music included, so i didn't really missed anything Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 12:59    Post subject:
And why not just rename the fucking thing? It´s just about extremely shitty programs and commercials now, almost nothing to do with music (even though they seem to be telling themselves that), and even so, its just bullshit "music" anyway, and they all compete in the "Who can make the most money"-race.

Call it SellTV, or hey, just add another M.. Make Money TV.


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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 22:17    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
PutangMan wrote:
Americans don't buy their music based on quality and they never have done.

what you got to understand here is that most kids in US know this is a lyrical pile of shit with as much imagination of grey paint yet the kids will still enjoy it because its POPULAR and played on radio every 20 minutes.


Quite tired of hearing people like you using Americans as a whole, as if were all idiots. Looks like you would fit right in with us than, cause apparently your intelligence level would be just as low as ours seeing as you obviously know all of us over here.


people like me? [sarcasm:ON] nice one there, you got me. I must be wannadem American h8ers!!111[sarcasm:OFF]

When I said 'americans', I should have put 'most' in front for the slow minded like yourself who have to assume I'm reffering to everyone as a whole. Gotta say I'm not surprised as you've placed yourself in the 'stupid american' (your words not mine) bracket.

on topic: I go to the states regularly, enough to know that the majority of adolescence in usa are heavily influenced by radio and by popularity. Don't try and deny it, its true.

Now would you please kindly remove the cucumber from your anal whole Razz

SpykeZ wrote:
speaking of horrible "rappers"



btw that was hilarious Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 9th Oct 2007 23:28    Post subject:
PutangMan wrote:

SpykeZ wrote:
speaking of horrible "rappers"



btw that was hilarious Laughing


Yii, cmon, check dis


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Oct 2007 03:32    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:


I've never had seen a guy singing that bad having right to a videoclip.


Shark around!



Laughing Laughing Laughing

thats worse than the hungarian rapper

seriously, i dont understand a thing this guy is saying....sounds like he's high and drunk off his ass Laughing

EDIT - I watched it again Laughing Great find dude...i havent laughed that hard in a long time Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Oct 2007 03:41    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Ronhrin wrote:


I've never had seen a guy singing that bad having right to a videoclip.


Shark around!



im....so....confused!


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tainted4ever
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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Oct 2007 03:54    Post subject:
Thank god someone fixed that godawful crank song.



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PostPosted: Wed, 10th Oct 2007 04:17    Post subject:
tainted4ever wrote:
Thank god someone fixed that godawful crank song.



sounds much better with the drums...the lyrics still kill the song tho Sad


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Oct 2007 14:46    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
speaking of horrible "rappers"



Thanks that just made my day, cant stop laughing almost tears in eyes Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 21st Oct 2007 00:29    Post subject:
You're all full of crap... how do I know? Easy. MTV never plays music anymore. Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Oct 2007 16:51    Post subject:


now thats music Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 23rd Oct 2007 16:54    Post subject:
Well, hes got more talent than the other shit posted here Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 24th Oct 2007 07:45    Post subject:
If I was a dictator hip hop would be the first thing to BAN.. oh and emo crap too Smile
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