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LeoNatan
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 09:15 Post subject: 10 reasons to go nude to work |
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Found this old joke:
Quote: | 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass
in here by 8:00!"
2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to
work on your tan.
3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my
pants."
4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking
down your blouse.
5. You want to see if it's like the dream.
6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can
add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume.
7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen
where you keep them.
8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came
to work drunk.
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
10. No one steals your chair. |
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 09:20 Post subject: Re: 10 keasons to go nude to work |
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LeoNatan wrote: |
9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
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Ahhhaha, that's the best one
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 09:57 Post subject: |
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 12:53 Post subject: |
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SpykeZ wrote: | What's a keason? |
maybe it's a neologism? or someone was far too stupid to type "Reason", dunno... 
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deelix
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 13:31 Post subject: |
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well, 10 is fucking true... the ones that have been here the longest got the best chairs.. iv onlu been there 1 year. Got to steal one of those bad ass chairs while im naked ^^
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CostelD
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Location: Romania
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 14:48 Post subject: |
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deelix wrote: | well, 10 is fucking true... the ones that have been here the longest got the best chairs.. iv onlu been there 1 year. Got to steal one of those bad ass chairs while im naked ^^ |
btw wtf is up with all the pirate avatars and sigs?
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 14:50 Post subject: |
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CostelD
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Lutzifer
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 14:57 Post subject: |
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yaargh, hoist the jolly roger and sharpen yer cutlass. There be loot!
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 15:25 Post subject: |
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CostelD wrote: |
*goes to find a pirate avatar*  |
attaboy 
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LeoNatan
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Posted: Wed, 19th Sep 2007 19:56 Post subject: |
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Haha, just put my pirate avatar.
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