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 Posted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 17:31 Post subject: What to do when a stranger annoy you in a public place |
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If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .
6. Than hit this link
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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| Posted: Tue, 11th Sep 2007 18:15 Post subject: |
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or even worse: a picture of goatse 
| Quote: | | PC awesome button = Uninstall! |
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 01:16 Post subject: |
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hahaha! Kamikaze you fool, this is brilliant. I've got half a mind to do that on the underground tomorrow.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 01:23 Post subject: |
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LMAO!!!! too me like 3 minutes to catch onto that. Get a really cheap laptop you don't care about and run that, then take off running leaving the laptop behind..then again it'd prob be a cheap enough one to run 98, then during the count down you get the blue screen...."shit..hold on guys...let me restart that"
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 01:28 Post subject: |
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If an Indian did that he'd probably be shot!
"Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D
"Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"
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deelix
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 10:49 Post subject: |
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safe for work? Really want to press that link now..!
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headshot
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 10:59 Post subject: |
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| deelix wrote: | | safe for work? Really want to press that link now..! |
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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Ankh
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kalato
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 12:49 Post subject: |
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Not working here or is it just me?
I like bum.
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Ankh
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 14:13 Post subject: |
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| kalato wrote: | | Not working here or is it just me? |
Just you.
shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Jenni
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 14:36 Post subject: |
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| AnimalMother wrote: | | If an Indian did that he'd probably be shot! |
Surely you mean Brazilian? |
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headshot
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 15:52 Post subject: |
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haha brilliant! Anyone translate what it says above the countdown!?
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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| Posted: Wed, 12th Sep 2007 18:34 Post subject: |
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| headshot wrote: | | haha brilliant! Anyone translate what it says above the countdown!? |
All your base are belong to us
Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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headshot
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| Posted: Thu, 13th Sep 2007 13:57 Post subject: |
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| Unauthorized wrote: | | headshot wrote: | | haha brilliant! Anyone translate what it says above the countdown!? |
All your base are belong to us |
lmao!
May the NFOrce be with you always.
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