My balls are itching
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ilovebooze




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:10    Post subject: My balls are itching
Hi there,

what shall I do against it?

Greetings
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KaiKo




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:10    Post subject:
talcum powder


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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:18    Post subject:
baby powder
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:23    Post subject:
scratch it.
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MAD_MAX333
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:28    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
scratch it.


u no fun, u go now
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skidrow
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 17:52    Post subject:
cut it off with a scissor. No more itching


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 18:10    Post subject:
lay em in salt and vinegar for a day and then bbq em
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Jenni
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 19:58    Post subject:
Swap your pee pee with the guy pissing blood and double the problem.


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munkylein




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 20:39    Post subject:
Laughing

people say "washing can be pretty useful" Razz


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ilovebooze




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 20:41    Post subject:
I really don't know where your problem is. I washed them last week.
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munkylein




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 20:43    Post subject:
I rest my case. Very Happy


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 20:45    Post subject:
munkylein wrote:
Laughing

people say "washing can be pretty useful" Razz


well, not always: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=37310

also, how do you know where front and back are, if not for the smell? Very Happy

I still have trouble with left and right tough Razz
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munkylein




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 21:00    Post subject:
are you trying to say your balls talk to you "hey, dude, i'm the back" by their smell? or do you just assume the ball which smells like poo must be the one on the back?


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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 21:13    Post subject:
no, its pretty easy. Good smelly smell from manly cochones comes from the front and chocolaty ass-smell from the back Very Happy
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munkylein




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 21:34    Post subject:
ha! i knew it! you have one sweet ass Very Happy


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Noob
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 21:52    Post subject:
Cream works.
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ilovebooze




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 21:57    Post subject:
I tried. The fuckin' peanutbutter did help a shit.
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munkylein




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 22:00    Post subject:
if nothing helps -> become a woman. they don't have that kind of problems. no balls no itching.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 22:23    Post subject:


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ilovebooze




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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 22:36    Post subject:
Thanx for your help, I finally scratched em. But now I'm pissing blood Very Happy.
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deelix
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Aug 2007 22:46    Post subject:
A problem we all have from time to time..
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evil_munky




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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Aug 2007 20:41    Post subject:
check for crabs.
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Aug 2007 20:45    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
scratch it.

Best solution.
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Lutzifer
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Aug 2007 20:58    Post subject:
among the unarmed ball-itchers the one-armed is king Laughing
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Spiderman
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PostPosted: Thu, 23rd Aug 2007 21:31    Post subject:
looks like he used one of those one time to many
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2007 04:17    Post subject:
Mallot
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2007 05:28    Post subject:
Anyone else hate when you scratch (your actually pinching) and you crush your not or whatever...god that hurts.


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2007 06:02    Post subject:
you crush your nuts when you pinch them?

how small are they? FUCK! Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 3rd Sep 2007 09:20    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
how small are they? FUCK! Sad

Laughing
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