Ahahaha! Clever! 
edit: This? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gothic_(TV_series)
[21:38] <chiz***> how do you "had" aids
[21:38] <Voyevoda> when you get it down to 1 aid
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<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit
It had this orphan boy who was a nobody prolly a chimney sweep or something. He wanted to be something more so he pretended to fall in love with one of the ugly sisters, but she was a twin and he played them both. Then something happened or something and he burned them both. Killing them. And he became rich or something but people were onto him and I think they killed him.
