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fissesvin




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th May 2007 21:04    Post subject: Get a blowjob
Good luck

http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm


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2. Description of Services
The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

applicants must be 18yrs old or above
condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th May 2007 21:13    Post subject:
bullshit. besides, i think its illegal to offer sexual actions as payment for singing up




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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 15th May 2007 21:14    Post subject:
WTF?
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JeanPerrier




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PostPosted: Tue, 15th May 2007 21:16    Post subject:
NEE = english NO, last time they advertized the political party with posters that said dont vote on us!


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SilverBlue




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PostPosted: Wed, 16th May 2007 02:35    Post subject:
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Note: those who are married or shy can also choose to receive their blowjob in Second Life


Hahahaha. Very Happy
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th May 2007 02:44    Post subject:
Surprised Surprised Surprised she got my vote


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Robbo01
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th May 2007 13:18    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Surprised Surprised Surprised she got my vote


Mine 2 Very Happy
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Coffin.Filler




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 02:12    Post subject:
She look's luvly wouldnt ya say ?.
BUT
(I bet if you were to sign up and it was real (which we know it is not) you would end up having some Toni 10 Ton with hairy arm pits and even more hair on her top lip comming round to your home offering you a blow job yet when she spoke her breath stunk ov spunk). Twisted Evil

(YOU KNOW I SIGNED UP MULTIPLE TIMES) Laughing


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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 02:30    Post subject:
Coffin.Filler wrote:
I bet if you were to sign up and it was real (which we know it is not) you would end up having some Toni 10 Ton with hairy arm pits and even more hair on her top lip comming round to your home offering you a blow job yet when she spoke her breath stunk ov spunk).


you make it sound like a bad thing Sad


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Sedolf




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 02:36    Post subject:
"condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user "

Fuck that! To hell with condoms!
I'd want that bitch to suck off the smegma from beneath my foreskin!


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JahLux
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 03:37    Post subject:
I signed up.
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 11:57    Post subject:
she got so many signups. now she hired a japan pornstar to help her Very Happy hothothot
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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 12:04    Post subject:
Sedolf wrote:
"condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user "

Fuck that! To hell with condoms!
I'd want that bitch to suck off the smegma from beneath my foreskin!


thats fuckin gross lmao! Very Happy


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ginge51
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 13:28    Post subject:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile
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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 13:59    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile


yeah, they tend to select men with small penis, so the blowjob goes faster. Thats why you win.
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ginge51
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 14:45    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile


yeah, they tend to select men with small penis, so the blowjob goes faster. Thats why you win.


well atleast mines in the right place and not on my head Wink
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 17:00    Post subject:
I love the oblongs!


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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 22:16    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile


yeah, they tend to select men with small penis, so the blowjob goes faster. Thats why you win.


well atleast mines in the right place and not on my head Wink



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SpykeZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 22:35    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile


yeah, they tend to select men with small penis, so the blowjob goes faster. Thats why you win.


well atleast mines in the right place and not on my head Wink


I think that was your first good diss. I commend you Very Happy


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TheSaint
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 22:37    Post subject:
ginge51 wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
ginge51 wrote:
i won the competition Smile
got an email back today saying i got selected Smile


yeah, they tend to select men with small penis, so the blowjob goes faster. Thats why you win.


well atleast mines in the right place and not on my head Wink


ok you win this internet fightz Very Happy
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 22:38    Post subject:
Pfft. I got an offer in my e-mail too.

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_SiN_
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 22:55    Post subject:
WaldoJ wrote:
Pfft. I got an offer in my e-mail too.

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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 23:05    Post subject:
Sad


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 23:41    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
WaldoJ wrote:
Pfft. I got an offer in my e-mail too.

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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 23:46    Post subject:
HAHA
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Mon, 21st May 2007 23:49    Post subject:
Ok. ENOUGH! Sad


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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd May 2007 00:05    Post subject:
Give out his e-mail, I want to contact this bro ASAP !!!
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pistolshrimp
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd May 2007 04:49    Post subject:
I am sure all personal adds get these replys. Anything better waldo?

Ask for pictures and show?
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mrhelpfull




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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd May 2007 09:24    Post subject:
Im from belgium , muhaa lets go check out antwerpen hihi
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Tue, 22nd May 2007 16:37    Post subject:
Hahahahahha no! No pixurs! I read my horoscope and said not to show anything.

I got a cool reply though.
Which in the end got me some cool new tunes.


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