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X_Dror




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Location: Jerusalem, Israel
PostPosted: Tue, 6th Feb 2007 21:21    Post subject: Funny E-Mail I got today
Quote:
Hello Friend,

Its me Benson from Bahrain i want to donate what I have to the needy. You Could
be surprised why i picked you. But someone has to do it. I am old and living
with HIV AIDS. I have been touched to donate from what I have made from this
World to charity through you for the good work of humanity, rather than allow
my relatives to use my hard earned funds inappropriately after my death. I hope
to be fogiven for all my sins and I believe he has, because He is merciful.

I have been living with HIV AIDS for years. and i know that the disease has no
cure therefore i will surely die. I have made up my mind to give out ( Eighteen
Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) towards the fight against HIV AIDS, and
other human related diseases. I want this to be done through you. Part of the
money would also be used to help the motherless, less privileged and also for
the assistance of the widows. Presently, i can not answer calls because i have
been restricted by my doctor from taking telephone calls because I deserve all
the rest I can get.

Presently,I have informed my lawyer about my decision in donating the funds. I
wish you all the best, and please use the money well and always extend the good
work to others. If you are able to carry out this task,i will inform my legal
adviser so that he can arrange the release of the funds to you. I know i have
never met you but my mind tells me to do this,and I hope you act sincerely.I
will pay you a handsome amount of this money if you will assist me because I am
now weak to do things myself because of my HIV AIDS.

NB: I will appreciate your utmost secrecy in this matter until the task is
carried out,as I don't want anything that will halter this my last wish Love.I
will provide you with further details immediately I hear from you. Please
respond through this email address as I might not be checking the email I used
in sending this message to you: [edited just in case]
Regards.

Benson Phillips
[edited just in case]

PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO REPLY ME VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS FOR CONFIDENTIALITY
PURPOSE: [edited just in case]


Who the hell they think I am? Fucktards.
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Dazz99




Posts: 7301
PostPosted: Tue, 6th Feb 2007 21:55    Post subject:
lol aids

cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock
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Jenni
Banned



Posts: 9526
Location: England.
PostPosted: Tue, 6th Feb 2007 23:01    Post subject:
What a cheapskate. I was offered $400 million once. I can only guess that it's down to the fact that theres more money in Nigeria than Bahrain.
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towelie_swe




Posts: 1400
PostPosted: Wed, 7th Feb 2007 00:22    Post subject:
What's the point?
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Horrordee
Soderator



Posts: 8868
Location: England
PostPosted: Wed, 7th Feb 2007 00:25    Post subject:
removed the email just incase;)

Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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Unauthorized




Posts: 2070
Location: Sweden
PostPosted: Wed, 7th Feb 2007 01:03    Post subject:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!11 "Can't reach me on the phone" <check> "Can't reach me on this mail" <check> bla bla bla! haha!

If a real person that was sick in AIDS had the strength to write an email to a random person on the internetz, he sure as hell could talk in phone..(welll yeah, depends..) anyways.. he could just ask his doctor or anyone to donate the money himself.. HAHAHAHAHA! I love this kinda stupid shit! AND there IS people who fall for stuff like this. LOL at them too! Very Happy

I bet the email was :

lolatyou@fool.com
or
lol@you.com

before the mod removed it. ^^

Great stuff! Post more plz!

Squirrely: Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing. There could still be survivors out there. We need to hunt them down, and kill them.
Beary: How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies so we can use their blood as lubricant.
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pistolshrimp
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Posts: 11007
PostPosted: Wed, 7th Feb 2007 03:09    Post subject:
Elderly people fall the most for those types of scams IRL
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TheGame110011001
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Posts: 3004
Location: HEHE
PostPosted: Wed, 7th Feb 2007 15:16    Post subject:
that is called the Nigerian 419 Scam.

They are annoying as fuck.

On marktplaats ( the dutch ebay ) they bid on anything 10times the asking price. And some retarded people send the goods to negeria and expect that they will be paid :')
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