I think you need one of those stylish hats, to understand it
Ok erm errr ahhh.. yes! A mini colony of rare bats flew into her hair. these are the only surviving ones known. Therefore thay must be cared for in an environment that will encourage breeding (luckily there were 2 males and a female) .. Hence the stupid hat.. this hat has special bat glands on it.. that slowly secrete batty hormones to get the rare species 'in the mood'.
So far this has not been successful.. so now the scientists have added 'batporn' in the slim hope the lethargic males will get the horn and go to it!
The woman is looking so distraugt because the batporn beamed into the hat is on the same frequency as her fillings.. therefore she picks up the various groans,squeaks and other noises bats make during sex..
I didnt just make this up - i did extensive research into the subject.. but alas i erm lost the links...
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